FdJ is not so special to be the only feckin' target ffs. So far the only thing that concerns me about EtH is this saga...
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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It’s been an awful window! - No striker and no midfielder. We need a mimimim of 6 first team newcomers. You not remember the utter Sh1t show from last season. It won’t take long for those players to revert to form!
There’s just no way we pursue this without player assurances. That doesn’t mean we’re going to sign him, but I fully believe that if the problems were the turbulence of the club and playing Europa football, we would have been rejected out of hand and moved on. Turbulence is not being able to pay wages.
Let’s not forget the guy is playing for a club that got nowhere near winning the Europa last season.
When a mummy and daddy love each other very, very much...WTF does that mean!?
Ok... If we had a good window, what kind of window has City had?
It’s what mummys and daddys do at bedtime.
Better than ours so far no doubt but I’m just heartened to see some kind of thinking behind our signings. Players being scouted and bought for what they’ll bring to ETH’s new team.
My hole? How is my hole today? I miss my hole.
That is absurd
Sorry, I guess it's a bit of a culture shock to hear it. Live and learn
Oh stop it, we don't want that kind of drama here!
feck me, this post makes “The Road” seem like a comedy.
I’m not the best with advice but a few beers and an angry wank might help.
Not sure the window has been that bad and we have a few weeks still to go. I do think with or without Frenkie we are getting in a couple more signings but of course issues like the Ronaldo situation are delaying matters, if he could feck off we could sign a new forward, if we could find someone desperate enough to take AWB we could sign a RB etc.
I do think there will be an alternative to Frenkie signed but potentially we are looking at two different profiles and so probably have a couple of different shortlists in play. If we get Frenkie then we sign a target from List A, if we don't get Frenkie then we need a player from List B and so we will let this saga play out before we move.
It has nothing to do with Chelsea. He doesn't want to move from Barcelona AND give up money.
Yeah but difference is their his dream club so willing to put up with the crap whereas we aren't
One op-ed in the athletic, that's all it took.
C'mon now. Stay strong. If muppets go down eventually then so be it, but not because of an article.
C'mon now. Stay strong. If muppets go down eventually then so be it, but not because of an article.
You expect way too much. You’re clearly wanting us to slam straight back to the top of the league in one jump. Not going to happen and if you believe it will then you’re going to be disappointed.
So far we’ve snapped up a class midfielder on a free. Competition for Luke Shaw and a fast combative CB. That’s not a bad bit of shopping I’d you ask me and shows our weaknesses are being addressed, even if it is incrementally.
Patience my dear chap.
The article that made everyone lose their shit has next to no new information. Its basically same trash that Spanish journalist have been saying, recycled and presented under Athletic name. No English reporter which gives the Athletic the credibility has mentioned it.
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As someone else said in response to someone back on page twelvety flibbidy two - Are you 13?
My hole? How is my hole today? I miss my hole.
That is absurd
Sorry, I guess it's a bit of a culture shock to hear it. Live and learn
deadly a mr pigeon post. Him and rimaldo are two who always cheer me……oh
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Oh Pidg
We need another counter-article to infect the posters with their much-needed dose of Muppetitis F.
So this is turning more into Eden Hazard than Wesley Sneijder...
Your last 2 posts are GOATness
Nope. What gives you that idea?
It might be absolutely run-of-the-mill to you guys in GB, but where I live men would get slapped so hard if we referred to it as "my hole". My response to Pigeon's answer was just me laughing out loud at the absurdity of it.
Give a guy a break bud
So it seems like Barcelona have officially communicated to him to make a clear choice to either take a pay cut or leave. Before it was informal discussions not official ones. Like I said this week is make or break
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I didn't wanna say anything at first, but I couldn't have been the only one who found it odd that mummy needs to watch a bunch of monsters to get in the mood with you..
Read some Roddy Doyle books, you’ll soon get it
My hole? How is my hole today? I miss my hole.
That is absurd
Sorry, I guess it's a bit of a culture shock to hear it. Live and learn
Start with the Ban or the Snapper. Awesome.
Is that aimed at the club or the mods on here?
Have courage muppetz
(It is too late for Pretzel)
Friday will be big
(It is too late for Pretzel)
Friday will be big
Great strategy, maybe we should try that with some of our guys like Ronaldo, Varane etc.
ThanksRead some Roddy Doyle books, you’ll soon get it
Start with the Ban or the Snapper. Awesome.
This will be wrapped up by our opening fixture.
Agree they are normally spot on but it was not like they closed the door.
It means that when his missus read this post while watching a sci-fi movie, Pidgy won't get any until 2026.
Step 1: Barcelona: Take a pay cut or leave (w/o Barca paying deferred wages)
Step 2: Frenkie: No thanks
Step 3: Barcelona: ???????
Step 4: Barcelona's problem is solved
Same point as earlier that De Jong now has to make a final decision with the club saying that they have offers for him
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We are Cavani and Greenwood down on this time last year with no replacements. We are Pogba, Matic and Lingard down in midfield with only Eriksen brought in.
It looks as though we are going to be heavily reliant on Fred, McTominay and Martial.
This is why posters are getting cranky.
It looks as though we are going to be heavily reliant on Fred, McTominay and Martial.
This is why posters are getting cranky.
Or option 3 - he refuses to adjust his contract and refuses to leave and challenges them to leave him out of the team which they won't do in which case he still plays and gets his full pay. Funny how they always leave that one out...
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