Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[Brownie85]

So Kounde has signed for Barca. Something has to give. Surely. I’m ready for it. Inject the positive transfery goodness. I need a hit. Hit me Frenkie, one more time!!!

Well, unless they sell off even more of what they own, there is no way they're registering everyone this year.
Gotta give it to them, their feck it all attitude and just spending money they don't have is causing quite a stir. Imagine if Frenkie stays and they can't actually use any of them... It would be... Glorious haha

 

[Chief123]

Barcelona seems to pull of every target they are after this summer.

I know it was a couple of months ago but they did want Haaland but couldn’t compete financially with what city were offering.

 

[golden_blunder]

So Kounde has signed for Barca. Something has to give. Surely. I’m ready for it. Inject the positive transfery goodness. I need a hit. Hit me Frenkie, one more time!!!

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, frenkie, one more time

 

[Brownie85]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, frenkie, one more time

 

[Plant0x84]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, frenkie, one more time

Hit me with your Frenkie stick
Hit me, hit me
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your frenkie stick
It's nice to be a lunatic muppet
Hit me, hit me, hit me

 

[Giggsyking]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, frenkie, one more time

 

[Highfather_24]

Actually my whole point was that you put about 5 different lies in your original post

That's precious. So reacting to transfer rumors is lying. Grow up

 

[Ikon]

There is absolutely no chance the club would be so persistent like this unless they had assurances from the player. It's as simple as that. We are badly run but we're not that silly.

I cling onto this like a drowning man clings onto a life buoy...!!

 

[Raiden Shogun]

Or maybe, considering their financial position, how the player likely already feels cheated, how they’ve taken in 500m and are spending like a kid in a sweet shop, and are going to receive 80m + for the transfer; the player and agent are saying “feck you, we want it directly from the transfer fee, in one lump sum”.

I admire your ability in mental gymnastics but if Barca are offering to pay Frenkie the fee, even in installments and he is STILL reluctant to leave, I would think he just isn't keen on United and wants to stay. We are really running out of excuses at this point.

 

[Judas]

No but that doesn't fit the agenda.

There is absolutely no chance the club would be so persistent like this unless they had assurances from the player. It's as simple as that. We are badly run but we're not that silly.

Aye pretty much. It would also mean our brand new manager is also an absolute daft fool too.

 

[golden_blunder]

Tell me you guys aren’t reading that in a Britney voice

 

[Superunknown]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, frenkie, one more time

@Berbaclass to sing this, with a choir of muppets in the background doing the harmonies.

Christmas number 1, we comin' for you.

 

[USREDEVIL]

Tell me you guys aren’t reading that in a Britney voice

Course i am. Have to do it justice.

 

[golden_blunder]

Give me a signnnn

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Is this guy an idiot? Like seriously! He's seeing his 'dream club' buying player after player, yet the same club are not paying his owed wages. What a mug!

 

[Superunknown]

Is this guy an idiot? Like seriously! He's seeing his 'dream club' buying player after player, yet the same club are not paying his owed wages. What a mug!

Yeah, man. Barca's toxic and Frenkie's slipping under.

 

[Tommy79]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, frenkie, one more time

Good but to the tune of Hot Chocolate's "Darling"

Frenkie
What do you take me for
Some kind of fool who believes
Begging on my knees, is it gonna bring you here
I know it's not a fact, but one has to act

Frenkie
Something inside of me
Tells me that you made up your mind
Is there anything I could do
To influence you

Frenkie
Guess I need a transfer saga that will last
Yes I need a player I can trust
Honestly so much
Searching, searching, for the right player, always hurting

Frenkie
So you got it all come
Give me just a minute of your time
To convince you to run down the line
Tell me, tell me
Just give me a little sign

 

[mazhar13]

Anyone has link for this?

This poster posts some random things and when asked for links or proofs, he will just switch to something else.

Tagging our chief transfer Muppet officers.
@mazhar13 @Berbaclass @Brownie85 @Plant0x84 @Regulus Arcturus Black

Yeah, it looks like that poster looked at the Mirror article's headline and thought that Tuchel did indeed state something.

 

[Dr. StrangeHate]

Join the muppets in the sesko thread. It is on with some genuine tier 4 links.

 

[red thru&thru]

Join the muppets in the sesko thread. It is on with some genuine tier 4 links.

Laurie tier 4?

 

[TheRedHearted]

His payments are part of his existing contract. So if hes paid then hes leaving. Barca wouldnt need to pay him any ‘deferred’ amount if he stayed.

I think you miss understood. His deferred payments kick into gear in a couple of years - he will wait till then and then leave

 

[Acquire Me]

Tell me you guys aren’t reading that in a Britney voice

I did and I feel a bit ashamed.

 

[Acquire Me]

Join the muppets in the sesko thread. It is on with some genuine tier 4 links.

Its tier 1 now.

 

[Superunknown]

Join the muppets in the sesko thread. It is on with some genuine tier 4 links.

I would like some clarification over our tier system.

Do we count tier 1 as the ultimate, or is that tier 4, or even a tier 5? Is it out of 10?
Are there sub-tiers between the tiers, so tier 1a, 1b, 1c, or even a decimalised system?

 

[hellhunter]

Damn bro, dropped back into 5th? I think you real life may be getting in the way of your muppetry. Time to redouble your efforts! Big push to cross the line!

Yeah I lost focus for the day, I'm sorry

 

[Dr. StrangeHate]

I would like some clarification over our tier system.

Do we count tier 1 as the ultimate, or is that tier 4, or even a tier 5? Is it out of 10?
Are there sub-tiers between the tiers, so tier 1a, 1b, 1c, or even a decimalised system?

I have no idea all I know is, sesko thread is the place to be.

 

[hellhunter]

I would like some clarification over our tier system.

Do we count tier 1 as the ultimate, or is that tier 4, or even a tier 5? Is it out of 10?
Are there sub-tiers between the tiers, so tier 1a, 1b, 1c, or even a decimalised system?

Tier 1 ist best, Tier 4 is basically @Plant0x84 of Refcafe

 

[Superunknown]

Tier 1 ist best, Tier 4 is basically @Plant0x84 of Refcafe

Cheers.
Oh, man. Going to wait for @Plant0x84's word before I go fully all in.

 

[phelans shorts]

I would like some clarification over our tier system.

Do we count tier 1 as the ultimate, or is that tier 4, or even a tier 5? Is it out of 10?
Are there sub-tiers between the tiers, so tier 1a, 1b, 1c, or even a decimalised system?

Sources don’t get higher than @Woziak Slovenian girlfriend. It’s on like donkey kong

 

[B. Munich]

Well, unless they sell off even more of what they own, there is no way they're registering everyone this year.
Gotta give it to them, their feck it all attitude and just spending money they don't have is causing quite a stir. Imagine if Frenkie stays and they can't actually use any of them... It would be... Glorious haha

Is it really that simple? FdJ leaving and all their FFP problems are gone and they can register all the players they signed?

I doubt it all depends on FdJ only. I rather believe they will initiate a 3rd lever selling the 49% stake at BLM to generate enough income to register the newly signed players. In this case it doesn't really matter whether FdJ is leaving or staying.

 

[sewey89]

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See.. for all those dismissing the legit claims of ‘we’d publicly walk away if this was dead’..

TAKE NOTE.

We’ve not seen anything like this regarding Frenkie. It’s so on

 

[Acquire Me]

Sources don’t get higher than @Woziak Slovenian girlfriend. It’s on like donkey kong

Yeah @Woziak’s girlfriend gave me a real boner.

 

[Chief123]

I would like some clarification over our tier system.

Do we count tier 1 as the ultimate, or is that tier 4, or even a tier 5? Is it out of 10?
Are there sub-tiers between the tiers, so tier 1a, 1b, 1c, or even a decimalised system?

Our transfer threads are just tears.

 

[Chief123]

Is it really that simple? FdJ leaving and all their FFP problems are gone and they can register all the players they signed?

I doubt it all depends on FdJ only. I rather believe they will initiate a 3rd lever selling the 49% stake at BLM to generate enough income to register the newly signed players. In this case it doesn't really matter whether FdJ is leaving or staying.

From what I’ve read a FDJ sale alone isn’t the solution to fix the problem. They need to shift a lot more than that apparently. However FDJ is the biggest asset which is most viable to sell.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Tell me you guys aren’t reading that in a Britney voice

Britney?! Does nobody remember Darius?

 

[Brownie85]

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See.. for all those dismissing the legit claims of ‘we’d publicly walk away if this was dead’..

TAKE NOTE.

We’ve not seen anything like this regarding Frenkie. It’s so on

Of course we'd brief if we were walking away, it'd make sense. Put the blame on Barca. It'd be something simple like "Untied have decided to end their pursuit of Frenkie de Jong" that'll literally be it

 

[croadyman]

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Andy why don't you just chuck the towel in and leave it to those transfer muppets

 

[croadyman]

Is this guy an idiot? Like seriously! He's seeing his 'dream club' buying player after player, yet the same club are not paying his owed wages. What a mug!

Beginning to wonder what's it gonna take for his eyes to be fully opened to their shitshow

 

[Sarni]

Is this guy an idiot? Like seriously! He's seeing his 'dream club' buying player after player, yet the same club are not paying his owed wages. What a mug!

They don’t owe him anything. He signed a contract that deferred his wages to 2022-26. He got all the money they were supposed to pay him per his contract until now.

They (might) want to sell him, he doesn’t want to go because 1) he would rather play for Barca, 2) he will get paid better over there for the next 5 years than he would have been anywhere else.

 

[Brownie85]

Beginning to wonder what's it gonna take for his eyes to be fully opened to their shitshow

His eyes are likely already opened... just because the media are putting out stories, no one truly knows whats going on with Frenkie/United/Barca.
Our opinions are purely made based on what reports are put out on any given day