Thank god. Just what we needed, a luckyscout signing to save our bacon. Quick, please E-mail mister Murtough!
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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@Berbaclass be like
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
Just boot him out already!
This needs to be thread marked
Harsh on @Berbaclass
Wouldn't be surprised if ten Hag did make a personal plea or try something to get it over the line. Seems he is dead set on getting him in.This is the final dip before the rise.
We see this with every saga. What's already dead cannot die, and the muppets will rise again.
ETH will make a personal plea to get it over the line, and he will be announced before the Brighton game ala Varane
It's going to be interesting regardless
Stop all the tweets, cut off the wifi,
Prevent luckyscout from posting on his phone,
Silence the muppets and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the critics come.
Let dippers circle laughing overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message 'Berbaclass is Dead'.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the forum admin wear black cotton gloves.
He was this threads North, it’s South, it’s East and West,
It’s working week and Sunday rest,
It’s noon, it’s midnight, it’s key poster, it’s song;
I thought that this muppet train would last forever: I was wrong.
The alternatives are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up neves and disregard Kante,
Throw away the others and sweep up the deadwood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good
Prevent luckyscout from posting on his phone,
Silence the muppets and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the critics come.
Let dippers circle laughing overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message 'Berbaclass is Dead'.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the forum admin wear black cotton gloves.
He was this threads North, it’s South, it’s East and West,
It’s working week and Sunday rest,
It’s noon, it’s midnight, it’s key poster, it’s song;
I thought that this muppet train would last forever: I was wrong.
The alternatives are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up neves and disregard Kante,
Throw away the others and sweep up the deadwood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good
Don't get me wrong. Kenneth Taylor is going to be great. But you're forgetting that ETH was ignoring Taylor for 1,5 season even though he was ready for first team football. So he's not going to buy Taylor
Pissing the night away
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We may hear something later on today then...
I’ll see if the spirits are saying anything
Frenkie: I stay
Caf seance... lets see whats said. Not much i'd imagine, even the spirits can't be arsed anymore
We won't, I guarantee it.
Nothing on the ouija board
Sport will likely say that Frenkie doesn't want Chelsea or United. They'll say that he's chained himself to the goalpost at the Camp Nou and will refuse to move.
If he stays, well, good luck Barca!
Mate, we’ve got punters having an absolute meltdown at the thought of international players like Neves and Tielemans and you’re here bringing us Kenneth fecking Taylor. If we bring this paper boy in, firework sales are going to go through the roof!
Big news tonight. Woj bomb coming.
Yeah, the spirits are done, they fed up of the transfer now and don't want to get involved.
Well crap, we're on our own...
Ever get the feeling that Consuela from Family Guy has been managing all Barca's player contract negotiations?
I believe she did appear once to corroborate what the government was saying. What's unclear is how honest that was
only missing the united shirt or badge on kermitNooo, nooooooo
Possibly pure bollocks, but I heard yesterday on Sky that August 13 is a critical date for Barcelona in terms of registering players.
It’s just like when Peng Shuai went missing and the Chinese government covered it up. Admin members logging in to his account to cover it up
My god that’s a water balloon ready to burst if ever I’ve seen one. They could have got him a size that actually fits at least! Budget can’t be that tight.
Genuinely looks like it's shrink wrapped on doesn't it? I wanna know how the hell he got it off
It’s so tight even the number 9 on his back is struggling to stand up straight.
I guarantee you that once he put it on, he looked a complete mess from the front so they just told him to turn around while they took the picture.
Similarly to us, why would Chelsea enter into any negotiations with Barca if they know the player doesn’t want to go to them? Perhaps we are still in the race and Frenkie is evaluating all his options before signing. We already have an agreement with Barca so all we can do is just sit back and hope the player chooses us
Mes que un belleh
how fuked up would that be if after all this time we lost him to Chelsea simply b/c of CL football
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