Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

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Juan Roberto was ahead of the game last night then when he said that United were in pole position? Tier Tatooine? (2 full moons)

Tier God if he pulls through

 

[Baxter]

He's surely not going to renew

 

[sewey89]

Fit Bitch

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Fixed

 

[Berbaclass]

Fixed

 

[RDCR07]

Bitch

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Just fecking leave her there.

 

[hellhunter]

Scenes when Frenkie rather retires than coming to the PL

 

[Withnail]

Bitch

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Looks like Frenkie's got 100 problems.

 

[Berbaclass]

Just fecking leave her there.

Lever

 

[phelans shorts]

Bitch

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She should chat with Edurne about how her and Dave are doing

 

[Laurencio]

And so we await the next Laporta attempt at emotionally blackmailing de Jong into leaving without his money. Who will Barca fans blame if they fail to register Lewa and the others by the first game? Is Laporta willing to risk losing support among the fans to save 17M euros? Are United going to present Barca with a deadline? Stay tuned!

 

[The Cat]

No I didn't. I suggested that he was a valuable asset for the club, at no point did I suggest that he would gain or lose financial value. The player and his performances for the team are the value.

But you would be happy to pay 17m over and above the agreed fee? This is why the club is in such a bad way. Add his inflated wages and we would lose millions. It's a never ending circle and has been for years. It's time for a line in the sand but there is nobody competent making these decisions

 

[Berbaclass]

She should chat with Edurne about how her and Dave are doing

I forgot about her

 

[JPRouve]

Bitch

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It is time to send @Rooney in Paris to Barcelona. He can take her away from Frenkie.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Bitch

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Need Pique to take her seat again

 

[Chief123]

I think De Jong will be transferred out. I also think Chelsea wont land him there's too much noise around Fofana for this to make sense.

I'd suspect someone else makes a surprise bid (i'm surprised Paris hasnt). I think (i hope) E10H has the intelligence to assess when to pursue a player.

So i'd argue, he knows there's willingness from the player to join us. Everything else i think is clickbait crap.

That’s quite possibly the sexiest way I’ve seen our managers name written.

 

[Berbaclass]

Need Pique to take her seat again

Get Shakira on the case.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Bitch

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Then visit her during the summer. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

 

[JPRouve]

But you would be happy to pay 17m over and above the agreed fee? This is why the club is in such a bad way. Add his inflated wages and we would lose millions. It's a never ending circle and has been for years. It's time for a line in the sand but there is nobody competent making these decisions

I literally started the post by telling you why I wouldn't be happy about it. And in life you don't always do what makes you happy, you do what needs to be done in order to achieve a goal.

 

[Chief123]

Bitch

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At this point he really needs to take this seriously and just feck her off. There’s plenty more fish in the sea.

 

[duffer]

Chelsea are in the exact same situation as us.

Apart from not needing or wanting (according to Tuchel a few days ago) to sign another midfielder.

Chelsea's alleged "interest" is utter hotshit designed to get you to pay his owed wages.

 

[Laurencio]

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You know, making her feel welcome and appreciated in Manchester is probably smarter than blaming her for wanting to stay where she is.

Someone send her a compendium of great things to do in Manchester when you are loaded, maybe she thinks it's like all the English TV shows about people living in the middle of nowhere .

 

[Stobzilla]

Lever

This contest is over, give that man the £10,000

 

[Chief123]

He's surely not going to renew

He’s not going to agree to a new contract but he can agree to just remain on his super high one he’s on now.

 

[RDCR07]

Does she have a job in Barca? If she is a model tell that goosehead she can do that from a basement. She doesn’t need to be in Barca.

 

[Brownie85]

Bitch

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Tell us something we didn't know

 

[Berbaclass]

This contest is over, give that man the £10,000

 

[SirReginald]

unless you’re being sarcastic… how is “so little encouragement from de Jong..” good news for us?

At least Chelski’s know when to walk away.

This is the thing. You walk away now and he leaves somewhere else and you will look like fools. You hang in there all summer and he stays and you look like fools. At this point the only way you can redeem any credibility is sealing this transfer.

 

[RedPed]

The most embarrassing thread in Caf history....has to be. All these grown men jerking off over a player who has no desire whatsoever to join United.
You have to laugh really.

 

[Irrational.]

It’s……………Mikky Kiemeny.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

It is time to send @Rooney in Paris to Barcelona. He can take her away from Frenkie.

Do you think she'll be ok living in Madrid? Also, is she fit?

EDIT: did my due diligence, sorry, not gonna do it.

 

[Berbaclass]

The most embarrassing thread in Caf history....has to be. All these grown men jerking off over a player who has no desire whatsoever to join United.
You have to laugh really.

The best ones involve a chase.

 

[sewey89]

Lever

 

[Rolaholic]

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Edurne likened it to living in the back of a fridge now she loves it

 

[Withnail]

The most embarrassing thread in Caf history....has to be. All these grown men jerking off over a player who has no desire whatsoever to join United.
You have to laugh really.

You've clearly misjudged the mood of this thread entirely mate.

 

[Stobzilla]

You know, making her feel welcome and appreciated in Manchester is probably smarter than blaming her for wanting to stay where she is.

Someone send her a compendium of great things to do in Manchester when you are loaded, maybe she thinks it's like all the English TV shows about people living in the middle of nowhere .

She can go Dishoom every night.

 

[Tibs]

When is the deadline for Barca to register their new signings?

 

[Chief123]

The most embarrassing thread in Caf history....has to be. All these grown men jerking off over a player who has no desire whatsoever to join United.
You have to laugh really.

Seems like you’re jerking off at watching them jerk off.

 

[Lash]

Apart from not needing or wanting (according to Tuchel a few days ago) to sign another midfielder.

Chelsea's alleged "interest" is utter hotshit designed to get you to pay his owed wages.

Correct

 

[hellhunter]

When is the deadline for Barca to register their new signings?

End of transfer window

 

[sewey89]

Apart from not needing or wanting (according to Tuchel a few days ago) to sign another midfielder.

Chelsea's alleged "interest" is utter hotshit designed to get you to pay his owed wages.

Well, yes. Sorry, If we're assuming the interest is genuine..

In the world of this saga, taking everything at face value.. You're now in the exact same situation as us.

You have CL football
We have a bald fecker who knows Frenkie.

Mikky is clearly having an affair with some catalan stud, so wants to stay there.

So who the feck knows.