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Frenkie to United?

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No Love

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joedirt87 said:

he left with a briefcase. United money, Chelsea money, or snacks from the meeting?
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It makes perfect sense to carry a briefcase. Where else is he going to store his colouring books and pencils?
 

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Chief123 said:
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Why the feck did I just read it in a slow rhythm like the song!
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Same here :lol: I was thinking the other day that there must a good tune to made for this thread using master of puppets, just changing it to master of muppets :lol:
 

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I actually prefer FDJ to do a "Bale" to Barcelona. Stay with Barcelona and collect his pay cheque. I really want to see how far Barcelona can go with their dirty trick.
 

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This fecking transfer taking too much time from us. I hate it so much
I have a big fat lever right here If Laporta wants to pull another.
 

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I'm not too fussed about it anymore. But I'm really curious to see what lineup Barca put out this weekend. Should've been interesting to see Braithwaite starting and got booed by Barca fans because they couldn't play Lewa.
Also, if they lose that game, things would get REALLY interesting
 

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Tweek said:
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
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This is a work of enormous art

The mods should create a section for a magnum opus such as this
 

Ole'sattheWheel

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Be funny if after all this he comes and ends up absolutely shit. Sulking and misplacing passes every weekend
 

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Maybe posters should take a break from this thread because its been the same for most of the time. We wont hear anything else until he solve the deffered wage issue. And dont keep blaming the jounalist for regurgitating the same thing because theres no information to be updated every hour every day.
 

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Reyoji-Utd said:
Maybe posters should take a break from this thread because its been the same for most of the time. We wont hear anything else until he solve the deffered wage issue. And dont keep blaming the jounalist for regurgitating the same thing because theres no information to be updated every hour every day.
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Thanks for looking out for us, but as an adult, I'm pretty pretty pretty capable of making my own decisions when it comes to a thread about a football player on an internet forum.

I do think the people who come in here spitting feathers getting bizarrely angry probably could do with a break though. The positive muppets are the more relaxed group in here.
 
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