There have been some right cnuts in this saga but this one is the biggest.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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How do you know that it's a farewell dinner?
Say what you want about Romano, but he's not an attention seeking little shit like Romero.
Why is he making Barcelona selling off yet more silver for a knock down fee as being cause for celebration?
it's probably to announce they registered all players
Join in everyone https://www.twitch.tv/gerardromero
Yeah I ate some tacos carne asada with jalapeños. Big things will happen
Their opening game is on Saturday.
He's honestly just reporting on Laporta's banquet each week and probably has overordered food he can't eat like excess players he can't register.
More appropriate is “who took the jam out of your doughnut frenkie?”
“You did laporta you did. How long for those sausages?”
So the Spanish clubs are allowed to pull levers but the English clubs aren't allowed can any one explain why to me?
Tbh I don't mind us pulling a few levers to enable us sign some of the very best up coming player in every position as we need more than FDJ at this point.
Tbh I don't mind us pulling a few levers to enable us sign some of the very best up coming player in every position as we need more than FDJ at this point.
What does that first one even mean? How broad can you get?!
What makes you think English clubs aren't allowed?
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he left with a briefcase. United money, Chelsea money, or snacks from the meeting?
A briefcase. The plot thickens.
“Things are happening” he clearly doesn’t have a clue because he’s been saying that since May the feckin clown
It's whats left of the buffet. He can't let it go to waste can he
Breaking News: Frenkie De Jong is willing to leave his girlfriend in Barcelona, in favour of Manchesters fish and chip shops
For all the comedy going on at United, I for one am happy not to support FC Barcelona.
We need to find a volcano to throw him in. Or a really, really big hill to roll him off. Utter tw*t.
The mad bastard. A briefcase? No business man has ever carried a briefcase. What could be inside it? Cake? Money? Is he going to kneel in a dusty field with Xavi as Frenkie screams out "what's in the
It would take a miracle, like selling Frenkie. What a hero Laporta will be in the eyes of the Barca supporters for getting it done. 
Ironic, considering I’ve lost all my friends to this saga
It wasn't a briefcase, it was a pizza hut delivery bag with 3 large meat feasts in it. He needed a snack to tide him over until he can get to the restaurant for dinner.
It's a high stakes game of Deal or No Deal
Apparently it contains Marsellus Wallace's soul.
Well, Vidic said he likes Manchester fish and chips so it's possible.
one box has "Half Wages" written on it and the other....cat shit.Gerard Romero= complete
And it doesn't seem like they'll be able to register all their new players for the season opener.
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Big news: Laporta left with briefcase. Bring family and friends.
I think any club can do it, they're just selling their future tv rights for a set price. I don't know how wise it is to sell a portion of your income and use it for players.
Laporta has just sold the club. He’s off to Hawaii.
Surely the Glazers would have pulled the lot if they could.
Ffs
It’s like sending a message out on your Sunday league WhatsApp group. “Who’s available on Sunday lads? We’ve got 5 at the moment. Need 6 more. Ask around”.
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