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He's honestly just reporting on Laporta's banquet each week and probably has overordered food he can't eat like excess players he can't register.
 
So the Spanish clubs are allowed to pull levers but the English clubs aren't allowed can any one explain why to me?

Tbh I don't mind us pulling a few levers to enable us sign some of the very best up coming player in every position as we need more than FDJ at this point.
 
So the Spanish clubs are allowed to pull levers but the English clubs aren't allowed can any one explain why to me?

Tbh I don't mind us pulling a few levers to enable us sign some of the very best up coming player in every position as we need more than FDJ at this point.

What makes you think English clubs aren't allowed?
 


he left with a briefcase. United money, Chelsea money, or snacks from the meeting?
 
“Things are happening” he clearly doesn’t have a clue because he’s been saying that since May the feckin clown
 
Breaking News: Frenkie De Jong is willing to leave his girlfriend in Barcelona, in favour of Manchesters fish and chip shops
 
For all the comedy going on at United, I for one am happy not to support FC Barcelona.
 


he left with a briefcase. United money, Chelsea money, or snacks from the meeting?

The mad bastard. A briefcase? No business man has ever carried a briefcase. What could be inside it? Cake? Money? Is he going to kneel in a dusty field with Xavi as Frenkie screams out "what's in the box briefcase?!".
 
It would take a miracle, like selling Frenkie. What a hero Laporta will be in the eyes of the Barca supporters for getting it done. :rolleyes:
 
The mad bastard. A briefcase? No business man has ever carried a briefcase. What could be inside it? Cake? Money? Is he going to kneel in a dusty field with Xavi as Frenkie screams out "what's in the box briefcase?!".
It's a high stakes game of Deal or No Deal
 
The mad bastard. A briefcase? No business man has ever carried a briefcase. What could be inside it? Cake? Money? Is he going to kneel in a dusty field with Xavi as Frenkie screams out "what's in the box briefcase?!".

Apparently it contains Marsellus Wallace's soul.
 
So the Spanish clubs are allowed to pull levers but the English clubs aren't allowed can any one explain why to me?

Tbh I don't mind us pulling a few levers to enable us sign some of the very best up coming player in every position as we need more than FDJ at this point.
I think any club can do it, they're just selling their future tv rights for a set price. I don't know how wise it is to sell a portion of your income and use it for players.
 
And it doesn't seem like they'll be able to register all their new players for the season opener.


It’s like sending a message out on your Sunday league WhatsApp group. “Who’s available on Sunday lads? We’ve got 5 at the moment. Need 6 more. Ask around”.
 
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