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Barca will go into meltdown, never mind us!Imagine after all this he stays
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Barca will go into meltdown, never mind us!Imagine after all this he stays
Get out!Imagine after all this he stays
God knows... maybe he's got a tracker implanted in Laportas arse or somethingHas Romero put a fecking GPS in Laportas briefcase?
I'd take that. But if he went to chelsea...Imagine after all this he stays
Yes. Why do our major transfers all have to be sagas? Can we not have one short story?This whole saga has been Frankly Too Long..
Yeah, have the same feeling. We'll see.We MIGHT have played this well, you know
EXCLUSIVE: It turns out the 'things' aren't football-related and 'it's none of my damn business whether it takes 15 seconds or 15 minutes'... More tomorrow when @cope list ALL the things that could fit in Laporta's briefcase. Number 21 will shock you.Breaking news worthy of three red siren emojis coming up at 9am! We asked @gerardromero the burning questions... What are the things, and when will they actually happen?
Sounds more plausible thatGod knows... maybe he's got a tracker implanted in Laportas arse or something
Kind of want to see it...Barca will go into meltdown, never mind us!
Seems to have gone quiet on the Chelsea links... Romero is dedfinitely gearing up to ignite it again by saying Chelsea are starting to count their money... they'll be paying in €1 coinsWe just cannot afford to let him go to Chelsea IF he actually leaves of course, they have more than enough quality in that area whereas we have very little.
Mutv can't bring an awful lot of money im guessing in terms of the whole pie. I'm asking primarily because I want them to be ruining their finances long term hence the queries. Thanks for your response.Barca Studios is the place where they produce their own media, which would include stuff for Barca TV plus other productions for, say, social media.
Frenkly, my dear, I don’t give a damnThis whole saga has been Frankly Too Long..
I hope he is togging out for Utd in a couple of weeks.Hope he says and cripples the cnuts.
This matches up exactly with what Jacobs and Romero yesterday said would happen. They said the meeting that was “supposed” to happen didn’t, and that the necesssry meeting would happen today and they would try and force a decision from De JongTweet
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Get outThis whole saga has been Frankly Too Long..
Maybe... maybe not.This matches up exactly with what Jacobs and Romero yesterday said would happen. They said the meeting that was “supposed” to happen didn’t, and that the necesssry meeting would happen today and they would try and force a decision from De Jong
That looks like what is happening right now.
Rafael Hernandez pyramid scheme on TwitterWhats the fourth?
Jacobs has been awfully quiet.This matches up exactly with what Jacobs and Romero yesterday said would happen. They said the meeting that was “supposed” to happen didn’t, and that the necesssry meeting would happen today and they would try and force a decision from De Jong
That looks like what is happening right now.
Not arsed, he's not as good as the fuss / fee and wages.I hope he is togging out for Utd in a couple of weeks.
Disagree. He would completely transform United with his style of play.Not arsed, he's not as good as the fuss / fee and wages.
He will underwelm imo, especially if he doesn't want to be there.
Big week this week! Medical on Friday!
Making Laportas tab at Greggs disappear.Whats the fourth?
Selling the doomers tears in here to the water board to cover the upcoming hose pipe banWhats the fourth?
No chance, he oozes quality. And unlike Pogba, he is a team player.Not arsed, he's not as good as the fuss / fee and wages.
He will underwelm imo, especially if he doesn't want to be there.
Very good!Ode to a Barca Fan
On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
I mean, we could sign someone like Grillitsch on a free transfer so that if FdJ didn't join, we'd have someone to progress the ball but if FdJ did join, we would now have cheap depth whilst also being able to play McFred less.Tweet
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Ode to a Barca Fan
On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
Just done exactly the same thing as well
Why the feck did I just read it in a slow rhythm like the song!
No way we can wait all summer, just 95% of summer.Tweet
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Translation: he's choosing Chelsea and we're pretending that we're the ones walking away.Tweet
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