But he could experience the cold rainy nights in Stoke with us
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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The lack of workrate in our team is terrifying. Monday is going to be painful.
He’s coming
Let's please not think about that just yetBe sad when the window closes and we've got nothing else to focus on but the actual football
Well clearly your imagination is severely lacking. So there.
Shut your god damn whore mouth.Be sad when the window closes and we've got nothing else to focus on but the actual football
You calling him a racist?text
And a sexist.
Reported.
Our board just leaked that we won't even be thinking about a league for at least 5 years, that would be his entire contract. Why would he waste his best years with that kind of ambition at United? No wonder we can't sign anyone.
Coping mechanism?
You're not wrong. If United are his only option then that's pretty bad for him. No champions league this year or next year at the minimum. He might be better off waiting till the next window if he has to move and then he might have more options.
Alcohol mostly.
Yeah that usually works to numb the frustrationsAlcohol mostly.
Did they have to leak that?
Ironically I'm rather enjoying it all. The worse it gets the more likely we get a sale of the club. I don't want any more temporary reprieves and false dawns.Alcohol mostly.
Failing to get FDJ and Erik Ten Hag getting so fed up he walks away could well happen. There's no where to hide soon for the parasites.
I would happily take relegation if it meant our dear owners took the hint and fecked off.
They are trying their best to convince players to join us. Leave them be.
They also do motivational talks down at the assisted suicide clinics in Switzerland. 100% success rate.
Kante done his hammy.
Maybe we get lucky and Tuchel convinces Boehly that he should spend every remaining dollar left in this transfer window on Forwards.
We could pay him 30M i doubt he wants to come only to fight a relegation battle
How can you earlier say "Imagine thinking he's coming here...." with regards to FDJ, yet your own imagination leads you to believe the club will be sold and ETH will walk away.
Oh, just don't. Getting cold sweats thinking about it.Be sad when the window closes and we've got nothing else to focus on but the actual football
Yeah either garbage or injury prone
I love the idea that anyone thinks De Jong might actually still consider joining this shower of shite. If he had doubts before, the last two games will have absolutely cemented the fact that United are not a club you want to join if you you're a decent player with any ambition.
They don't sign anyone this week it's curtains
Yeah if they don't that Liverpool game could be carnage.
Did Tuchel say anything about MF signings this week? Like about he he doesn’t need or want any?
What Liverpool game? There will be no Liverpool game
Exactly.What Liverpool game? There will be no Liverpool game
The greater good.
Kante has just done his hamstring...
Tbf he'd be right, there's is nothing wrong with Chelsea's midfield at all, literally 5-6 players who would get into our team before any of ours would.
Even if we do panic and offer him a load of extra money he would be mad to join United
They won't sign him off the back of that
Please keep any religious discussions to the religion thread.
They were pretty keen on signing De Jong anyway, but Kante's ever-increasing injury record will surely be causing them some concern now. A hamstring injury is not sufficient reason to bring a new player in, but Chelsea might feel that it makes the existing case for De Jong slightly stronger.They won't sign him off the back of that
Unlucky that he's coming to United then isn't it. They have bigger priorities.
Yeah, this is surely over. We needed a strong start to have any chance of getting this over the line, but United don't even look like a top half team, let alone a side that can get in to Europe next season.
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