90m for a RB is it now?
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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He may be worth it.
Jasko Gvardiol should be LCB or LB
Market were going crazy for the talented player under 22 years old
Heard from my sources it's a big day today.
My sources are my underpants.
My sources are my underpants.
Pretty sure we got him.
How
It’s in the bag, gents.
If the Surveillance Camera Guy in Carrington has a Brother … maybe we will see some videos from London Office 
He's the poster wearing a sombrero!
Flames of hope, reds keep going we only have few more hours to confirm. He is still in the same country as Manchester and staying close to Mayfair HQ. Anything can happen.
If we somehow manage to land De Jong as well in this window I will promise to be a good hyperactive Muppet from now on
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He has a weird neck. Hope he passes Medicals.
It‘s obvious something is happening in the background.
Very suspicios that frenkie, memphis and mikky haven‘t posted anything on instagram since they went to london
Very suspicios that frenkie, memphis and mikky haven‘t posted anything on instagram since they went to london
Don't want him.
Even if he hypothetically signs for us, whats stopping his partner to throw a hissy fit and it not turning into a farce like di maria ?
Today is the day.
She could... but you'd like to think that she'd be supportive of him wouldn't you?
If we’re going to sign him, the next 2 days are pivotal
As if he just so happens to be in England a few days before the window shuts .
You couldn’t make it up
.You couldn’t make it up
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Will have to be double pivotal with casemiro here as well now.
We shall see what these couple of days bring. I'm not too sure what's going to happen, but it'll be fun regardless
Cant wait.
Oh they love stuff like that don't they
'Journalist' is stretching it a bit here, but I generally agree
pivot, Pivot, PIVOT!
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Good day! Good morning!
Two days to close this madness. FCB continues to work hard on ins and outsComplicated day in connections with the planes due to storms on the Catalan coast
London key cityDepay one, you get one free, I said Depay one, you get one free!
Today is the day we're getting our boy to Theatre of Dreams
So it's all up in the air, then?
Complicated day in connections with the planes due to storms on the Catalan coast
Everybody knows the square root of sod all, so it's all to play for muppets! Let the lunacy and merriment continue!
Still on like a Donkey Kong.
Who would have thought storms would come into play.
How many fecking levers do we have to pull to clear the storms?!
How many fecking levers do we have to pull to clear the storms?!
FDJ and Depay are already in London so it makes no difference.
Worst case they can do a medical elsewhere. Luckily United have a sturdy fax machine for paperwork.
What happens if Frenkie suddenly becomes available then? The stance from Ten Hag was always that he was willing to wait until the last hours of the window. Since then we've spent around about 160m. Surely the club wont then allow Frenkie to go to another club??
Well it was reported on Monday morning that the Barca players had 2 days off (Mon, Tue). So he'll be back at Barca training today.
Come on United make this happen
Suppose we could work out a loan with obligation to buy. That way it gets him off their books and gives them near 100m towards next year's income for them
Might as well get FDJ on my new strip, clearly on !
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