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Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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I don't see that happening. Pep will want to have a replacement in place.
The fact that Barcelona has made the bid means Frenkie has been agreed by ALL parties. Add the context of the London trip and you have all the signs you need to get to Muppet nirvana.
All these "palancas" are really just Barcelona weaseling out of their debts and creating some dodgy Ponzi scheme with the gov't and/or mob, right? Gawd, I detest them. Maybe Frenkie will stay and his weekly wage packet will drive the other players insane, a slow poison from within. Cut to: a year from now, Barcelona in administration.
If he does then I’ll be pulling mine.
No way Bernardo makes the move. Citeh would either have to source and sign a worldclass replacement in around a half hour or sign FdJ as the Bernardo replacement.
This has been awesome alright, loved every minute of it to be completely honest with you
That's a fair point given how many of his team mates have agreed to huge wage cuts.
I'm sure they expected everyone in their situation to either sign a new deal or be sold. He must be the only one who hasn't had to do either, so can't imagine he'll be very popular in the dressing room.
Still think this will happen. He went to London on his day off ffs
Here's what it comes down to: tonight's match against Leicester. If the lads give it their all, Frenkie will sign for us. I'm talking 3 goals to zero, minimum. We, of course, have to keep up our end of the bargain and keep these pages coming, but it's really down to the lads on the pitch.
Since City actually get their business done efficiently I would imagine they have a potential replacement ready to go, the Silva talk has been swirling for weeks.
Get out of here Bernardo. Your time is up.
Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind? Can you not see? The Muppets are wearied by your malcontent, your anti-muppetry.
"Hey guys, I just signed my new contract with a 50% wage reduction, for the good of the club. Glad we're all pulling together on thi... What? We're all doing the pay cut thing, right? Frenkie did what? Guys? Hello?"
I hope your right I’m feeling a different result and we get turned over by vardy
All I want to say is that we better make sure to have all of our fax machines in perfect working order if we come to an 11th hour deal here...
Simbelmyne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my Frenkie de Jong transfer thread. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The de Jong threads perish and the Ronaldo threads linger. That I should live to see the last days of this thread.
Gone from tier 1 sources to Fecking tomato ketchup, Literally.
If that cnut scores, deal's off. It won't be our fault, though, and we will have been right this whole time.
Look at my muppets. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance.
Why would you do that?
Didn't Fabrizio say FdJ is staying? So...
Trump's the only person I've heard of who fecks tomato ketchup, but I didn't realize he was an ITK football expert. Damn, that guy.
Yeah, because Romano the god is always right.
If Fabrizio says he is staying put, then why believe otherwise? he's the best source there is nowadays.
Has anyone checked to see if Martin Dubravka is really Martin Dubravka? What with VFX makeup these days, he could be anybody. Hint, hint. Might have a late twist in the tale/tail.
Valhalla is a lock, though. We're gold.
Wasn't he wrong about Malacia?
... apparently, that's tomato ketchup... which is very schexy...
No one’s posted romanos tweets that frenkie has never changed his mind and is staying?
This one 10000000% isn’t happening, never actually was. He doesn’t want to leave Barca.
This one 10000000% isn’t happening, never actually was. He doesn’t want to leave Barca.
Maybe City to sell Silva to Barcelona?
Medical tonight 
And your point is?...
Already done mate, just signing the contract remainsMedical tonight
Oh I am not saying that, but I thought he killed all our hopes.
Because he literally got the entire Garner deal wrong
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