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Many years ago I lived in a village near Peterborough and lived next door to a new signing Peterborough United had made recently - a certain huge hulk of a centre half called Neil Firm. He was a pleasant chap and would come into the local, have one pint and sit and read quietly, but would chat to us about football if people were polite. He found out that the pub put together a ragged arsed assortment of a team to play once a year on Boxing Day against the other pub in the village. He was injured at the time and could not play, but said that he would ref the match if we wanted him to, which we of course agreed to. After about 15 minutes, our mighty centre half [me], unleashed a fierce clearance, sliced straight into Neil Firms nads from a distance of about 5 yards. He went down like a ninepin with a loud 'oooommmpppphh', taking 15 minutes to recover and then having the pub landlord drive him home.
As an aside, he did play for us one year and I can honestly say I had no idea until then how hard and far pros could kick a ball. Had a gorgeous wife too, who helped arrange a mortgage for me.
As an aside, he did play for us one year and I can honestly say I had no idea until then how hard and far pros could kick a ball. Had a gorgeous wife too, who helped arrange a mortgage for me.