The blonde four-lettered forward completes his hat-trick!
German Football 23/24 |
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Bayern's midfield just gets walked through and they can't defend.
Agent Kane sent to the Bundesliga to end Bayern’s dominance by carrying on his record of never winning a trophy
Feel a bit bad for Kane honestly 
They subbed off their second CM (Laimer) for Coman so there would naturally be more space on the counter.
Upamecano absolutely loves diving into challenges.
Well, well well. I actually have hoped us giving away penalties away for fun would be a thing of the past.
Christ, upamacano is horrendous
We can see why Tuchel wanted a #9. We can see even more clearly why he also insists in getting a #6
This is just embaarrassing.
They signed the wrong Harry
RBL just finding space when going forward, where Bayern are crowded out and trying flicks over the top.
£100m to turn Bayern into Spurs.
Has looked pretty good, neat on the ball, created one opportunity for Werner in the 1st half. Bayern have had most of the ball so not too many opportunities to create but did well in the lead up to the 3rd goal
You can take kane out of spurs, but you can't take the spurs out of kane
Seems like Leipzig have closed up shop, I think that may have been Kane's first touch.
Like Chelsea before they signed Lukaku?
Has Kane had a touch yet? He's been on over 10 mins.
What's this bullshit camera?
Class ball
Yozua kimich looks more and more like neuer
He was crap even before he went to Bayern
I have seen very little of Kim, but something about him reminds me of Maguire... pre his shit spell of the last 2 seasons.
Think Maguire would've bossed it in the Serie A as well.
What kind of defender is he?
Think Maguire would've bossed it in the Serie A as well.
What kind of defender is he?
Whole Bayern's defensive line seems drunk and they play with such a suicide high line that it calls for trouble.
Where's Tomas MULLA??
I remember he Rashford running at him and him really struggling. He was pretty highly rated and we made him look like a lower league defender.
It looked more like him being exposed than him having a bad game.
How ridiculously long it took to get a cross in
Feel sorry for Kane. Would've been nice for him to get his first silverware today 
Bayern have brought the Spurs curse in with Kane and they are never winning a trophy again.
Carvalho?! But I thought he was the bestest young player in the whole wide world when he joined Liverpool last season?
I only started watching when Kane came on.
I don’t, he should have ran his contract out and signed for usFeel sorry for Kane. Would've been nice for him to get his first silverware today
Tuchel teams lack high intensity and are very cumbersome in moving the ball.
Also, wasn't Laimer supposed to be the defensive mid to finally balance Bayern ultra attacking centered approach. RBL have been breaking through the middle line of defense at least 10 times tonight, where a DM was supposed to be.
Musiala too... the number 10 have been eliminated long ago from modern football, doesn't have Muller footballing intelligence, sense of space and running ability, so either moves to the wings or lower down in the middle line, if not I don't think he'll amount to much in his career.
Also, wasn't Laimer supposed to be the defensive mid to finally balance Bayern ultra attacking centered approach. RBL have been breaking through the middle line of defense at least 10 times tonight, where a DM was supposed to be.
Musiala too... the number 10 have been eliminated long ago from modern football, doesn't have Muller footballing intelligence, sense of space and running ability, so either moves to the wings or lower down in the middle line, if not I don't think he'll amount to much in his career.
So who will be the next Bayern manager?
Who is this commentator?
Potter*
*Harry, since it’ll take a wizard to break the Spurs curse Kane is under
Kim looks like a monster, great pick up by Bayern... shame the rest of the team look a little below par
This is the worst camera angle in football.
Derek Rae I think with Didi Hamman.
He will land somewhere eventually.