Get your league tables out for the lads

[Dumbstar]

Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:

Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7

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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6

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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3

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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1

 

[RedRonaldo]

Should we start to worry about relegation?

 

[holyland red]

You seem to enjoy the cosy feeling of being 4th...

 

[Richter]

You seem to enjoy the cosy feeling of being 4th...

He might as well get used to it

 

[Dumbstar]

No, but its a shame I can't even claim you're nothing but midtable mediocrity. Simply because you're not even that at the moment.

 

[Top]

Dumpstar, I'm willing to make a bet with you. I say United will finish above Liverpool by the end of the season.

No, but its a shame I can't even claim you're nothing but midtable mediocrity. Simply because you're not even that at the moment.

We are still playing better football than you are at the moment. We just can't score whereas you score even when you are shit - well except for Torres who likes to miss chances

 

[Kevin]

You seem to enjoy the cosy feeling of being 4th...

We start boasting when we're 1st, they start boasting when they're 4th.

 

[dejans]

we're 19th that is sad
sack Fergie, sell Giggs?

 

[Salvation]

We did this last season when we were leading...for long periods until it became boring and we crown champions yet again

Never knew this was also done for 4th place

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Dumpstar, I'm willing to make a bet with you. I say United will finish above Liverpool by the end of the season.



We are still playing better football than you are at the moment. We just can't score whereas you score even when you are shit - well except for Torres who likes to miss chances

Bet you're feeling rather silly about the whole name thing.

He he he, I kid.

 

[Kelvin]

desperate cnuts having a cheap shot at us..

 

[Robbo]

The classless cnuts come out of the closet..everytime

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Let 'em have it for the time being, chances are it'll be the highlight of their season.

And probably ours too.

 

[B20]

if not for styles, we'd be sitting top now, with a game in hand. Still annoys me.

 

[ZIDANE]

if not for styles, we'd be sitting top now, with a game in hand. Still annoys me.

What about the Aston Villa game where Gerrard got a freekick for basically feck all..

Get em' in while you can..

It's funny because we are sure to shoot up the league soon, no doubt this thread will be bumped in the future...

 

[Top]

Bet you're feeling rather silly about the whole name thing.

He he he, I kid.

 

[hycool]

Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:

Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7

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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6

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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3

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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1

Only the cnuty liverpool fans will rub it in.. they dont know how to behave themselves.. probably their parents didnt teach them

 

[soulblight3r]

Only the cnuty liverpool fans will rub it in.. they dont know how to behave themselves.. probably their parents didnt teach them

morals are stolen..not taught

 

[relx]

We'll get number 18 in 2009, and you can quote me on that

 

[B20]

What about the Aston Villa game where Gerrard got a freekick for basically feck all..

Everyone, particularly top teams, gets easy decisions in their favour every so often. And Gerrard still had to pull out a top drawer free kick to score. Chelsea got the weakest penalty you will ever see and then The Rob Styles Show kicked off. Don't think they're really comparable.

At any rate, it's not a question of fairness. I am just a tad annoyed still.

 

[hycool]

we should dig this thread out again when we overtake them soon

 

[Dumbstar]

Only the cnuty liverpool fans will rub it in.. they dont know how to behave themselves.. probably their parents didnt teach them

Hello hycool. You have such a powow cool name. I wish I was like you.

12 again.

 

[Il Tulipo Nero]

Dumpstar, we posted tables well into the season and when we were first, not after 3 games.

Retard.

 

[djemba's arse]

If we dig in, we should be able to avoid relegation.

Oh, what I wouldn't give to experience the dizzying heights of fourth place!

 

[Dumbstar]

Dumpstar, we posted tables well into the season and when we were first, not after 3 games.

Retard.

I'm sorry, my postman didn't drop that official guideline in my postbox.

My bad.

On the other hand, how does it feel to be a triangle boy?

 

[Veron]

What a loser!!

I thought only chelskis fans were classless..

 

[Dumbstar]

What a loser!!

I thought only chelskis fans were classless..

Oh, lighten up 29 million dollar man. I'm only playing with the situation. A bit of relief after the grief of the league table you gave us all of last season.

 

[holyland red]

Liverpool chases Manchester United
Posted Fri May 9, 2003 11:55am AEST

Liverpool are "two to three years" behind English premier league champions Manchester United in setting a benchmark for success, according to manager Gerard Houllier.

The Anfield side topped the table in November before their worst run of results for 50 years saw them drop out of the title race in the second half of the season.

Now Liverpool must win at Chelsea on Sunday to claim fourth spot and the final Champions League place.

"If you ask me how far are we from Manchester United, I would say we are probably two or three years behind them, that's all," Houllier told reporters on Thursday.

"(But) we will just keep going. We are young with an average of 25."

"They are a good side, that's why I think winning the (League) Cup against them should be enhanced."

Houllier said United's 2-1 victory at Anfield at the start of December, helped by a terrible blunder from goalkeeper Jerzy Dudek, proved the turning point in the season for both clubs.

But he added: "There are many games where we have made some stupid errors that have cost us points. The points have slipped mainly because of that."

"That's why you have got to be more consistent. Look at this season. We have probably lost 10-12 points we could easily have won and then we would we have been in competition for the title race."

Although Liverpool chief executive Rick Parry has promised money will be available to spend on new players for next season, Houllier said transfer business had been put to one side for now.

"I can tell you that I haven't met anybody or been in touch with anybody," he said.

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Some of you will just never learn. Replace Houllier with the fat spaniard, and this piece will be ready for publication later on in the season.

 

[ZIDANE]

I'm sorry, my postman didn't drop that official guideline in my postbox.

My bad.

On the other hand, how does it feel to be a triangle boy?

It's quite a feeling actually looking up to our rivals... Remind me when was the last time this happened?

Glad United can have a rest mid-week, hope you have fun qualifying for the champions league proper..

 

[djemba's arse]

Three or four years ago, I might have been worried about such a poor start to the season - we had a poor team then, with most of the weight being pulled by seniors. But it doesn't really bother me now. We might not win the league this year, but we're certainly building an excellent team and we'll be there or there abouts for many years to come.

You might be above us in the league right now, but we're still by far the better team. And you know it

(oh, we're also champions)

 

[GE]

We'll still win the league.

 

[Noy yo Fdart]

this thread is a blatant wum. due to the new regulations on the cafe, I say we ban the creator!

 

[Man-United]

Champions

 

[mehro]

Dumpstar's always been a WUM. I suggest that all of us put him on our ignore lists.

 

[Il Tulipo Nero]

I'm sorry, my postman didn't drop that official guideline in my postbox.

My bad.

On the other hand, how does it feel to be a triangle boy?

CAMPEONESSSS

 

[Fred the bin dipper]

in all seriousness, is tomorrows game a "must win" for you rags?

 

[MDFC Manager]

I'm sorry, my postman didn't drop that official guideline in my postbox.

My bad.

On the other hand, how does it feel to be a triangle boy?

I dont get this triangle joke...Bad math i reckon

A triangle has 3 corners ffs not 3 points

 

[Il Tulipo Nero]

in all seriousness, is tomorrows game a "must win" for you rags?

Its not the traditional must win, but a win would be important and I personally think we'll get it.

Saha and Anderson back, 2 more threats going forward which should take some of the pressure off the others who havent been firin

 

[Salvation]

Yes

Have to win against the top sides now

 

[Fred the bin dipper]

Yes

Have to win against the top sides now

there is a very real danger you could find yourselves in the position we were in last year, all but out of it by sepember. i think you lot will win tomorrow, but you have a few tough games coming up that i dont think you will win, against Everton and Chelsea, and if us, Chelsea and Arsenal keep winning, then you could find yourselves too farbehind all 3 and make catching all 3 pretty unlikely.