Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

[Alvaro Maestre]

Does farting and letting a little bit of shit out, counts as shitting myself? If so, it happended to me yesterday at a bar.

 

[Jim Beam]

Does farting and letting a little bit of shit out, counts as shitting myself? If so, it happended to me yesterday at a bar.

This has to be by far the weirdest quote that I've open since been here. Why do you ask me, I'm not some kind of an expert?

Shit, don't know mate, if it bothers you until tonight, yeah, I will take a wild guess and say you probably shit yourself.

 

[TheReligion]

@Edgar Allan Pillow Where's this upto? I was disgracefully banned so missed a turn or so I think.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@Edgar Allan Pillow Where's this upto? I was disgracefully banned so missed a turn or so I think.

Just in time to get banned again for missing turns.

 

[spwd]

What time gmt will the next draw be @Edgar Allan Pillow ?

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

What time gmt will the next draw be @Edgar Allan Pillow ?

Morning here....3pm about UK time.

 

[spwd]

Cheers .

 

[RedSky]

@Edgar Allan Pillow - Please distract me from the shitshow that is the Football / United forum.

 

[Jim Beam]

Yep, roll the dice, please

 

[Vault Dweller]

Bring it on @Edgar Allan Pillow

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Just heading to work...in an hour...

 

[RedSky]

Just heading to work...in an hour...

Get your priorities in check EAP!

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Who did @ThomasEmil decide to punish?

 

[Bratt]

Who did @ThomasEmil decide to punish?

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/gra...roll-2-announced.434497/page-23#post-21854403

 

[ThomasEmil]

How do I roll dice?

 

[Schmiznurf]

How do I roll dice?

You don't.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Turn 3 Rolls:

PLAYERS TURN 3 ROLLS TURN 3 BOX TURN 3 CRITERIA
Sied - 12 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Rooney in Paris - 3 - 7 - Lose $1,000
Juansar_07 - 2 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Mihai - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
limerickcitykid - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
12OunceEpilogue - 2 - 12 - Lose $2,500
AXVnee7 - 7 - 12 - Lose $2,500
midou - 4 - 12 - Lose $2,500
diarm - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Ish - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Jim Beam - 7 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
schwalbe - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
spwd - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Who's Kissing Cameras? - 6 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Alvaro Maestre - 5 - 15 - Move on!
Classical Mechanic - 4 - 15 - Move on!
Gregawa - 4 - 15 - Move on!
izec - 9 - 15 - Move on!
LInkash - 3 - 15 - Move on!
maba723 - 7 - 15 - Move on!
Revaulx - 2 - 15 - Move on!
Welsh Wonder - 3 - 15 - Move on!
ivaldo - 10 - 16 - Earn $1,000
buchansleftleg - 11 - 16 - Earn $1,000
RedIceland - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
NotQuiteManc - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
DevilRed - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Kentonio - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
MJJ - 8 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Organic Potatoes - 6 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Paz - 3 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Sky1981 - 8 - 16 - Earn $1,000
United Pro - 3 - 16 - Earn $1,000
green_smiley - 3 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Hawks2008 - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Jacky Quacky - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Klean - 3 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Red Star One - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
SaintTresano - 3 - 16 - Earn $1,000
sizzling sausages - 8 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Cliche Guevara - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Gentleman Jim - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
verminater - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
FultonRed - 8 - 18 - Lose $2,000
saik - 8 - 18 - Lose $2,000
2 Man Midfield - 10 - 19 - Earn $1,000
McGrathsipan - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
SaboTaj - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
sebsheep - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Trizy - 3 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Arbitrium - 4 - 19 - Earn $1,000
cyberman - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
dmode - 3 - 19 - Earn $1,000
donkeyfish - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
fatmanWazza - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
harshad - 4 - 19 - Earn $1,000
neelu91 - 4 - 19 - Earn $1,000
sallycinnamin - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Zarlak - 3 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Afganitia - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
backofthenet - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
BeforeKeanetherewasRobson - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Billy Blaggs - 4 - 19 - Earn $1,000
CM10 - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
CrackersJr - 5 - 19 - Earn $1,000
desirere - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Dolf - 5 - 19 - Earn $1,000
GBBQ - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
girish - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
RobinHood - 7 - 19 - Earn $1,000
SwedishFish - 7 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Eboue - 5 - 19 - Earn $1,000
iammemphis - 4 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Parry Gallister - 4 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Random Task - 5 - 19 - Earn $1,000
AmanNits04 - 6 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Class of 63 - 3 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
esmufc07 - 6 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
fishfingers15 - 5 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Frasbul - 9 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Kasper - 10 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Nick7 - 6 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Panther - 5 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
prath92 - 9 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
SAFicus - 7 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
The Cat - 10 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
TheReligion - 6 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Toad - 8 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Toddler - 9 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Vato - 7 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
17Larsson - 8 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Hark Muse - 7 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
King_Cantona07 - 6 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
KranjskaKlobasa - 5 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Levo - 4 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
mazhar13 - 11 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Rams - 11 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Peyroteo - 5 - 22 - Move on!
P-Nut0712 - 11 - 22 - Move on!
rampo - 7 - 22 - Move on!
rednotled - 11 - 22 - Move on!
ThomasEmil - 9 - 22 - Move on!
Zebs - 5 - 22 - Move on!
Adnan07 - 7 - 22 - Move on!
Adzzz - 8 - 22 - Move on!
Aziz2112 - 5 - 22 - Move on!
bratteloni - 6 - 22 - Move on!
Grylte - 8 - 22 - Move on!
Harun - 9 - 22 - Move on!
Ijazz17 - 6 - 22 - Move on!
Indnyc - 9 - 22 - Move on!
Isotope - 7 - 22 - Move on!
Liver_bird - 8 - 22 - Move on!
RedElf - 12 - 22 - Move on!
Roosney - 9 - 22 - Move on!
Solius - 9 - 22 - Move on!
ThierryHenry - 6 - 22 - Move on!
van der star - 9 - 22 - Move on!
MaxiPaxi - 7 - 23 - Lose $1,000
nc_13 - 12 - 23 - Lose $1,000
nikineil - 12 - 23 - Lose $1,000
paulscholes18 - 6 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Plg91 - 6 - 23 - Lose $1,000
podurban2 - 6 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Roberto420 - 10 - 23 - Lose $1,000
ROFLUTION - 6 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Skizzo - 7 - 23 - Lose $1,000
The Don - 8 - 23 - Lose $1,000
The Taurean - 9 - 23 - Lose $1,000
712 - 8 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Cee90 - 8 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Dan - 5 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Schmiznurf - 8 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
2015 - 8 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Cal? - 10 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Can7onA - 9 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Imran Mamdani - 10 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Maxii - 10 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
MemphisDepay - 9 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Muffled funk - 8 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
SS - 6 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Von Mistelroum - 9 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Mr Pigeon - 8 - 26 - Earn $5,000
narnar - 11 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Lord_Emz - 9 - 26 - Earn $5,000
MrPooni - 12 - 26 - Earn $5,000
RedSky - 11 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Achilles McCool - 8 - 26 - Earn $5,000
BerbaDean - 8 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Crackers - 10 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Ekkie Thump - 10 - 26 - Earn $5,000
roonster09 - 6 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Sly - 9 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Twins - 5 - 26 - Earn $5,000
txred - 10 - 26 - Earn $5,000
BD94 - 7 - 27 - Lose $1,000
ManRant - 10 - 27 - Lose $1,000
Sunny Jim - 7 - 28 - Earn $1,000
crappycraperson - 4 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Shane88 - 12 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Momochiru - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Clas Sified - 11 - 30 - Move on!
No Idea For Nickname - 7 - 30 - Move on!
VanGaalEra - 11 - 30 - Move on!

ROUND 3 TASK:

For Ease of Management all those who have landed in below boxes need to comply with the task.

Guess what?
Challenged! Win it or beware!
Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

Task: Friends with Benefits!

@Rooney in Paris needs some help woo'ing the fit bird he met recently. Unfortunately the bird turned out to be his boss's boss at work. So write a formal/official letter expressing his feelings and proposing a one night stand.

Remember, this is not a casual letter. Pay attention to formal letter writing techniques.

 

[ThomasEmil]

You don't.

THen how do I move? Why does people get to write shit about their bus trips?
Stupid game changing the rules all the time

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Surely @Cal? penalty is a messi inspired username change?

 

[green_smiley]

Still owe $1000

 

[ThomasEmil]

Round 3 task:
Dear mam.
You're enlighting eyes and beauty does not do the paperclips in your office justice. Unfortunately you're my boss' boss, which is just as appealing as it is sadning. Last night I stayed up writing a poem, that I thought of exactly at the moment I punched out from work, when I noticed the fascinating brick wall outside our front door. Because you're not a brick wall, but a brute force of femme fatale, knocking over every ounce of doubt I have. I noticed that your secret Santa is not doing his job right, so I took this bold move of putting a lovely sweater with my subtle name on it into your stocking. This way you'll always have me near, even though I might not be allowed to due to legal reasons.
Sincerely, RoonRoon.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Rolling in cash

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Round 3 task:
Dear mam.
You're enlighting eyes and beauty does not do the paperclips in your office justice. Unfortunately you're my boss' boss, which is just as appealing as it is sadning. Last night I stayed up writing a poem, that I thought of exactly at the moment I punched out from work, when I noticed the fascinating brick wall outside our front door. Because you're not a brick wall, but a brute force of femme fatale, knocking over every ounce of doubt I have. I noticed that your secret Santa is not doing his job right, so I took this bold move of putting a lovely sweater with my subtle name on it into your stocking. This way you'll always have me near, even though I might not be allowed to due to legal reasons.
Sincerely, RoonRoon.

This thread is gold!

 

[rednotled]

Round 3 task:
Dear mam.
You're enlighting eyes and beauty does not do the paperclips in your office justice. Unfortunately you're my boss' boss, which is just as appealing as it is sadning. Last night I stayed up writing a poem, that I thought of exactly at the moment I punched out from work, when I noticed the fascinating brick wall outside our front door. Because you're not a brick wall, but a brute force of femme fatale, knocking over every ounce of doubt I have. I noticed that your secret Santa is not doing his job right, so I took this bold move of putting a lovely sweater with my subtle name on it into your stocking. This way you'll always have me near, even though I might not be allowed to due to legal reasons.
Sincerely, RoonRoon.

Thom - why are you writing a love letter to your mum?

 

[Bratt]

Thom, why are you writing a letter at all?
You’re supposed to move on!

 

[rednotled]

Thom, why are you writing a letter at all?
You’re supposed to move on!

 

[Vault Dweller]

Damn, easy come easy go!

 

[ThomasEmil]

Thom, why are you writing a letter at all?
You’re supposed to move on!

I don't get this game. I just like writing love letters

 

[ThomasEmil]

Thom - why are you writing a love letter to your mum?

One has to start somewhere.
Your mum always seemed to enjoy em.

 

[rednotled]

One has to start somewhere.
Your mum always seemed to enjoy em.

you clearly haven't met my mum

 

[ThomasEmil]

@Edgar Allan Pillow what do I use the money for?

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@Edgar Allan Pillow what do I use the money for?

There may be some 'events' for sale. You can use it to buy a bad tagline for a poster you don't like. Or if you end up with most money at end of game, you can get yourself a cool Avatar picture and become the first and only poster to have one.

 

[RedSky]

There may be some 'events' for sale. You can use it to buy a bad tagline for a poster you don't like. Or if you end up with most money at end of game, you can get yourself a cool Avatar picture and become the first and only poster to have one.

Incredible. Start saving everyone!

 

[Revaulx]

@Edgar Allan Pillow what do I use the money for?

What happens if I owe money?

 

[Zebs]

@Edgar Allan Pillow what do I use the money for?

Drink, drugs and women.

You can waste the rest.

 

[711]

Thread Title needs changing - Roll 3 announced

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Goodbye @CM10. Won last round and got binned this turn. What a change in fortunes.

You can thank @ThomasEmil once you get access back!

 

[Achilles McCool]

Thom - why are you writing a love letter to your mum?

Thom, why are you writing a letter at all?
You’re supposed to move on!

@Edgar Allan Pillow what do I use the money for?

It's official; @ThomasEmil is my favourite poster! (in December)

 

[harshad]

What happens if I owe money?

Niall will send you a the bank details of The Caf and you make the deposit.

 

[Norris]

Such a boring game for me...

Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...