Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

ThomasEmil

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Schmiznurf said:
We assume alternative identities for one night, monkeys I believe suit both of us perfectly, you shall be Brigitte, although her fur pales in comparison to yours, and I shall be Gerard, although I must admit I wish I looked more like my counterpart Mr Donkey-kong as I look like a troll in comparison.
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ThomasEmil said:
@Edgar Allan Pillow Can Mart please be a part of this game?
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I reckon anyone who's posted in this thread should be seen as fair game and compulsorily included, then treated with appropriate contempt for their cowardly avoidance.

ps. Can the random poster that decides my fate be @Penna please. It would be fair because everyone knows she's not open to bribery by someone living fairly close by who could easily shove a nice cake or other item of choice through her letterbox*

*not a euphemism.
 

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712 said:
I reckon anyone who's posted in this thread should be seen as fair game and compulsorily included, then treated with appropriate contempt for their cowardly avoidance.

ps. Can the random poster that decides my fate be @Penna please. It would be fair because everyone knows she's not open to bribery by someone living fairly close by who could easily shove a nice cake or other item of choice through her letterbox*

*not a euphemism.
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Subtitles for the hard if thinking....

If you're interested in playing, sign up by posting "I'm Playing" + your username below! When signing up please indicate your box choice (between #1 to #6) in sign up post.

Game starts 14th Dec 2017.

I'm out.
 

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Mart1974 said:
Subtitles for the hard if thinking....

If you're interested in playing, sign up by posting "I'm Playing" + your username below! When signing up please indicate your box choice (between #1 to #6) in sign up post.

Game starts 14th Dec 2017.

I'm out.
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If I get enough money, I can buy you into the game.
 

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limerickcitykid said:
How does a random poster decide your fate work?
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You have to do the same task as the ones on guess what and challenged.

Edgar Allan Pillow said:
ROUND 3 TASK:

For Ease of Management all those who have landed in below boxes need to comply with the task.

Guess what?
Challenged! Win it or beware!
Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

Task: Friends with Benefits!

@Rooney in Paris needs some help woo'ing the fit bird he met recently. Unfortunately the bird turned out to be his boss's boss at work. So write a formal/official letter expressing his feelings and proposing a one night stand.

Remember, this is not a casual letter. Pay attention to formal letter writing techniques.
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@Rooney in Paris Which one works for you the best?

ThomasEmil said:
Round 3 task:
Dear mam.
You're enlighting eyes and beauty does not do the paperclips in your office justice. Unfortunately you're my boss' boss, which is just as appealing as it is sadning. Last night I stayed up writing a poem, that I thought of exactly at the moment I punched out from work, when I noticed the fascinating brick wall outside our front door. Because you're not a brick wall, but a brute force of femme fatale, knocking over every ounce of doubt I have. I noticed that your secret Santa is not doing his job right, so I took this bold move of putting a lovely sweater with my subtle name on it into your stocking. This way you'll always have me near, even though I might not be allowed to due to legal reasons.
Sincerely, RoonRoon.
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Hark Muse said:
Dearest madam,

I just wanted to take this opportunity to declare that you are not just my bosses boss, you are the boss of my heart.

I could write several thousand words and not come close to describing how inspirational it is, having you as the boss of my boss.

You fulfill the role of my bosses boss so wonderfully that I feel my heart soar every time I think of you.

If I could have one wish granted this xmas it would be to feel your sweet embrace even for just one night.

I understand that revealing my passion for you may result in my being sanctioned as per the HR regulations stipulated in my contract of employment.

As you are ultimately the boss of my boss I throw myself at your mercy should my declaration of intent (vis a vis us getting it on for an evening) go unappreciated.

Sexually Yours (hopefully)

Hark Moss
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Schmiznurf said:
Round 3 Task

Dear Madamoiselle Dubois

Since having the pleasure of making your acquaintance I have been left unable to stop thinking about you and it has come to light that you are the boss of my boss, Madame Chevrolet. As such this poses a problem of which I wish to propose a solution.

From the moment our eyes locked I felt captivated by your gaze, drawn in by your classic French beauty. It is clear to me that you feel the same and I understand the problems we may face.

However, a solution has come to mind that I believe beneficial to both of us.My proposal is as follows:

  • We assume alternative identities for one night, monikers of which I believe suit both of us perfectly, you shall be Brigitte, although her beauty pales in comparison to yours, and I shall be Gerard, although I must admit I wish I looked more like my counterpart Mr Depardieu as I look like a troll in comparison.
  • We meet, in the Chateu Du Pompe, a restaurant and hotel on the edge of Paris where we will enjoy he finest in French culinary techniques.
  • We retire to our room and spend the night locked together in embrace, discovering and enjoying each other.
  • We depart in the morning and thereupon agree to never talk of the night again and only discuss work matters if needed.
If you so desire I have a 10 page PowerPoint presentation ready to present to you, which I believe will further convince you.

I await your reply.

Yours Sincerely

Rooney in Paris
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Dan said:
Round 3 Task

Dear Madame,

I need to tell you that something has been on my mind since the very first moment we met. I have gotten to know you over the last few months and I see a beautiful and intelligent person whom I like very much. I know by the way you look at me that you feel the same way too.

I would like you to know that I am a very gentle lover and i’d very much like to spend the night with you. My handsome Swedish friend Nilsson is currently staying with me and I’d like to propose a night of passion between you, him and I, a Ménage à Trois if you like.

If you would like to discuss my proposition further at lunch time, you can find me down by the Seine feeding the ducks.

Affectueuses pensées

Rooney in Paris
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mazhar13 said:
Turn 3 Task: Friends with Benefits!

Dear Madam,

I hope that this letter finds you well. You may not remember me, but we recently met, and I work under (insert boss' name here), who works under you. We had quite a fascinating conversation the last time, and I would appreciate it if we can meet up again. This time, I would like to discuss my future career path over a nice glass of wine that I can serve at my home.

Along with my career progression, I would also like to talk about the great work that you do to ensure that we produce the results. Your leadership is quite exceptional and something I admire in you. Your twinkling sky blue eyes capture my attention immediately, and when I see those eyes, I cannot take my eyes off of them. Your soft, melodious, jovial discourse is a joy to listen to and helps me in understanding everything that you talk about. Your cute and radiant nature brightens my mood and gives me greater focus on the work that I need to get done. Finally (and this is something that no one ever pays attention to), but when my hand touched your soft, supple hand in our handshake, I sensed a tingle down my spine that I never experienced before. These are the kind of leadership qualities that I would like to gain from you.

In short, I would appreciate it if we can get together for some wine and cheese at my place. I would love to talk to you again about my future career progression and the development of my leadership skills (with some great examples from your end). You might also gain some skills from me and enjoy the experience.

I look forward to your timely response.

Kind regards,

Rooney in Paris
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spwd said:
Round 3 Task


Dear Madame,


I need to tell you that something has been on my jebend since the very first moment we met. I have gotten to know you over the last few months and I see a beautiful and intelligent person, whom I like to backskuttle at the very first opportunity very much. I know by the way you look at me that you feel the same way too, and don’t mind if you return the favour or bring any devices to enhance this perfect moment in our lives and we can frolic in the duckbutter.

I would like you to know that I am a very gentle lover and sometimes you cant even tell its in due to my gentlenessness, (No, its not tiny, honest).
I’d very much like to spend the night with you and anyone else if they’re interested, But not my handsome Swedish friend Nilsson who is currently staying with me, because he’s a freak and would only try to mount me like a swedish moose he's so fond of.

I’d love to propose a night of passion/kick your back doors in, you and I could enjoy and remember this time for the rest of our lives ( probably due to infections, std’s, stitches etc).


If you would like to discuss my proposition further at lunch time, you can find me down by the Seine feeding the ducks or playing fecking pokemon, if im not there, ill be shitfaced in the nearest pub.


Mes boules bleues attendent votre réponse.



Rooney in Paris
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What happens to those who doesn't do their thing?
Any sort of punishment, or just getting away with it?
 

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Can we all decide on a punishment for Edgar for being consistently late? :smirk:
 

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TURN 4 ROLLS:

PLAYERS - TURN 4 ROLLS - TURN 4 BOXES - TURN 4 CRITERIA

Arbitrium - 6 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
fatmanWazza - 6 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
fishfingers15 - 5 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
iammemphis - 6 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
NotQuiteManc - 9 - 25 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!

BerbaDean - 7 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Crackers - 7 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
MrPooni - 7 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
narnar - 7 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
RedSky - 7 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

crappycraperson - 7 - 3 - Guess what?
Shane88 - 9 - 5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Sunny Jim - 9 - 5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
buchansleftleg - 5 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Hawks2008 - 5 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Jacky Quacky - 5 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Klean - 5 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Afganitia - 5 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
cyberman - 5 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Frasbul - 4 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
ivaldo - 8 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Kentonio - 8 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
McGrathsipan - 5 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Panther - 4 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
esmufc07 - 4 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
TheReligion - 9 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
2 Man Midfield - 10 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
girish - 10 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Mr Pigeon - 3 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
neelu91 - 10 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Nick7 - 9 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
prath92 - 9 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
roonster09 - 3 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Twins - 3 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
txred - 3 - 29 - Challenged! Win it or beware!

No Idea For Nickname - 4 - 2 - Earn $2,000
VanGaalEra - 4 - 2 - Earn $2,000
MemphisDepay - 9 - 2 - Earn $2,000
paulscholes18 - 11 - 2 - Earn $2,000
Skizzo - 11 - 2 - Earn $2,000
The Taurean - 11 - 2 - Earn $2,000
ManRant - 7 - 2 - Earn $2,000
Von Mistelroum - 9 - 2 - Earn $2,000
BD94 - 7 - 2 - Earn $2,000
Clas Sified - 8 - 6 - Move on!
Momochiru - 10 - 6 - Move on!
Sied - 9 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Rooney in Paris - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Jim Beam - 3 - 16 - Earn $1,000
schwalbe - 3 - 16 - Earn $1,000
AXVnee7 - 4 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Juansar_07 - 8 - 18 - Lose $2,000
Mihai - 8 - 18 - Lose $2,000
izec - 3 - 18 - Lose $2,000
spwd - 6 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Alvaro Maestre - 4 - 19 - Earn $1,000
limerickcitykid - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
12OunceEpilogue - 7 - 19 - Earn $1,000
midou - 7 - 19 - Earn $1,000
LInkash - 5 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Organic Potatoes - 4 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Welsh Wonder - 5 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Who's Kissing Cameras? - 6 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
desirere - 3 - 22 - Move on!
maba723 - 7 - 22 - Move on!
Revaulx - 7 - 22 - Move on!
sizzling sausages - 6 - 22 - Move on!
Gentleman Jim - 6 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Gregawa - 8 - 23 - Lose $1,000
KranjskaKlobasa - 2 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Billy Blaggs - 4 - 23 - Lose $1,000
CrackersJr - 4 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Eboue - 4 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Zarlak - 4 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Red Star One - 7 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Sky1981 - 7 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Classical Mechanic - 8 - 23 - Lose $1,000
diarm - 10 - 23 - Lose $1,000
Ish - 10 - 23 - Lose $1,000
712 - 2 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Adzzz - 4 - 26 - Earn $5,000
AmanNits04 - 6 - 26 - Earn $5,000
CM10 - 7 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Dan - 2 - 26 - Earn $5,000
dmode - 7 - 26 - Earn $5,000
green_smiley - 10 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Paz - 10 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Random Task - 7 - 26 - Earn $5,000
RobinHood - 7 - 26 - Earn $5,000
SAFicus - 6 - 26 - Earn $5,000
sebsheep - 7 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Toddler - 6 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Trizy - 7 - 26 - Earn $5,000
Dolf - 8 - 27 - Lose $1,000
donkeyfish - 8 - 27 - Lose $1,000
GBBQ - 8 - 27 - Lose $1,000
harshad - 8 - 27 - Lose $1,000
Parry Gallister - 8 - 27 - Lose $1,000
SaboTaj - 8 - 27 - Lose $1,000
sallycinnamin - 8 - 27 - Lose $1,000
DevilRed - 11 - 27 - Lose $1,000
RedIceland - 11 - 27 - Lose $1,000
SaintTresano - 11 - 27 - Lose $1,000
United Pro - 11 - 27 - Lose $1,000
Can7onA - 3 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Schmiznurf - 4 - 28 - Earn $1,000
The Don - 5 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Adnan07 - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Aziz2112 - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Grylte - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Harun - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
P-Nut0712 - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
MaxiPaxi - 5 - 28 - Earn $1,000
bratteloni - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Indnyc - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
van der star - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
FultonRed - 10 - 28 - Earn $1,000
ThierryHenry - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
verminater - 11 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Levo - 7 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Kasper - 8 - 28 - Earn $1,000
The Cat - 8 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Vato - 8 - 28 - Earn $1,000
BeforeKeanetherewasRobson - 9 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Cee90 - 4 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Class of 63 - 8 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Cliche Guevara - 11 - 28 - Earn $1,000
mazhar13 - 7 - 28 - Earn $1,000
MJJ - 12 - 28 - Earn $1,000
nikineil - 5 - 28 - Earn $1,000
RedElf - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
ROFLUTION - 5 - 28 - Earn $1,000
saik - 10 - 28 - Earn $1,000
ThomasEmil - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Hark Muse - 7 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Ijazz17 - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
King_Cantona07 - 7 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Peyroteo - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
rampo - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Rams - 7 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Roberto420 - 5 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Roosney - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
Solius - 6 - 28 - Earn $1,000
SS - 3 - 28 - Earn $1,000
backofthenet - 11 - 30 - Move on!
Cal? - 5 - 30 - Move on!
Ekkie Thump - 4 - 30 - Move on!
Muffled funk - 5 - 30 - Move on!
nc_13 - 7 - 30 - Move on!
podurban2 - 7 - 30 - Move on!
rednotled - 8 - 30 - Move on!
SwedishFish - 11 - 30 - Move on!
Toad - 11 - 31 - Lose $1,000
2015 - 7 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
17Larsson - 11 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Achilles McCool - 6 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Imran Mamdani - 7 - 32 - Vacant($6,000)
Isotope - 10 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Liver_bird - 10 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Lord_Emz - 6 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Maxii - 7 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Plg91 - 9 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Sly - 6 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
Zebs - 10 - 32 - Vacant ($6,000)
 

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The below posters have seen fit to ignore the rules. Now wait and watch....


@Cliche Guevara - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Gentleman Jim - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@verminater - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Sied - 12 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@diarm - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Ish - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Jim Beam - 7 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@schwalbe - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
 

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@limerickcitykid - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
@17Larsson - 8 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@King_Cantona07 - 6 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@KranjskaKlobasa - 5 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Levo - 4 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Rams - 11 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@712 - 8 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
@Cee90 - 8 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
 
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