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@Edgar Allan Pillow Can Mart please be a part of this game?Surely you need to be part of this game to suffer consequences? I am not part of this game.
Fixed it for youWe assume alternative identities for one night, monkeys I believe suit both of us perfectly, you shall be Brigitte, although her fur pales in comparison to yours, and I shall be Gerard, although I must admit I wish I looked more like my counterpart Mr Donkey-kong as I look like a troll in comparison.
No thanks. I don't want to be part of the game@Edgar Allan Pillow Can Mart please be a part of this game?
I reckon anyone who's posted in this thread should be seen as fair game and compulsorily included, then treated with appropriate contempt for their cowardly avoidance.@Edgar Allan Pillow Can Mart please be a part of this game?
Sorry. Once you get in here, you'll never get out.No thanks. I don't want to be part of the game
Subtitles for the hard if thinking....I reckon anyone who's posted in this thread should be seen as fair game and compulsorily included, then treated with appropriate contempt for their cowardly avoidance.
ps. Can the random poster that decides my fate be @Penna please. It would be fair because everyone knows she's not open to bribery by someone living fairly close by who could easily shove a nice cake or other item of choice through her letterbox*
*not a euphemism.
If I get enough money, I can buy you into the game.Subtitles for the hard if thinking....
If you're interested in playing, sign up by posting "I'm Playing" + your username below! When signing up please indicate your box choice (between #1 to #6) in sign up post.
Game starts 14th Dec 2017.
I'm out.
I can chip in, how much we need?If I get enough money, I can buy you into the game.
If I win, I'm gonna change Mart's nick to ThomasEmil and vice versa.I can chip in, how much we need?
Doing now. Tied up.No roll today @Edgar Allan Pillow ?
Guess it's quite hard when tied up, you writing with your nose?Doing now. Tied up.
No.If I win, I'm gonna change Mart's nick to ThomasEmil and vice versa.
If I win, I'm gonna change Mart's nick to ThomasEmil and vice versa.
You have to do the same task as the ones on guess what and challenged.How does a random poster decide your fate work?
ROUND 3 TASK:
For Ease of Management all those who have landed in below boxes need to comply with the task.
Guess what?
Challenged! Win it or beware!
Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Task: Friends with Benefits!
@Rooney in Paris needs some help woo'ing the fit bird he met recently. Unfortunately the bird turned out to be his boss's boss at work. So write a formal/official letter expressing his feelings and proposing a one night stand.
Remember, this is not a casual letter. Pay attention to formal letter writing techniques.
Round 3 task:
Dear mam.
You're enlighting eyes and beauty does not do the paperclips in your office justice. Unfortunately you're my boss' boss, which is just as appealing as it is sadning. Last night I stayed up writing a poem, that I thought of exactly at the moment I punched out from work, when I noticed the fascinating brick wall outside our front door. Because you're not a brick wall, but a brute force of femme fatale, knocking over every ounce of doubt I have. I noticed that your secret Santa is not doing his job right, so I took this bold move of putting a lovely sweater with my subtle name on it into your stocking. This way you'll always have me near, even though I might not be allowed to due to legal reasons.
Sincerely, RoonRoon.
Dearest madam,
I just wanted to take this opportunity to declare that you are not just my bosses boss, you are the boss of my heart.
I could write several thousand words and not come close to describing how inspirational it is, having you as the boss of my boss.
You fulfill the role of my bosses boss so wonderfully that I feel my heart soar every time I think of you.
If I could have one wish granted this xmas it would be to feel your sweet embrace even for just one night.
I understand that revealing my passion for you may result in my being sanctioned as per the HR regulations stipulated in my contract of employment.
As you are ultimately the boss of my boss I throw myself at your mercy should my declaration of intent (vis a vis us getting it on for an evening) go unappreciated.
Sexually Yours (hopefully)
Hark Moss
Round 3 Task
Dear Madamoiselle Dubois
Since having the pleasure of making your acquaintance I have been left unable to stop thinking about you and it has come to light that you are the boss of my boss, Madame Chevrolet. As such this poses a problem of which I wish to propose a solution.
From the moment our eyes locked I felt captivated by your gaze, drawn in by your classic French beauty. It is clear to me that you feel the same and I understand the problems we may face.
However, a solution has come to mind that I believe beneficial to both of us.My proposal is as follows:
If you so desire I have a 10 page PowerPoint presentation ready to present to you, which I believe will further convince you.
- We assume alternative identities for one night, monikers of which I believe suit both of us perfectly, you shall be Brigitte, although her beauty pales in comparison to yours, and I shall be Gerard, although I must admit I wish I looked more like my counterpart Mr Depardieu as I look like a troll in comparison.
- We meet, in the Chateu Du Pompe, a restaurant and hotel on the edge of Paris where we will enjoy he finest in French culinary techniques.
- We retire to our room and spend the night locked together in embrace, discovering and enjoying each other.
- We depart in the morning and thereupon agree to never talk of the night again and only discuss work matters if needed.
I await your reply.
Yours Sincerely
Rooney in Paris
Round 3 Task
Dear Madame,
I need to tell you that something has been on my mind since the very first moment we met. I have gotten to know you over the last few months and I see a beautiful and intelligent person whom I like very much. I know by the way you look at me that you feel the same way too.
I would like you to know that I am a very gentle lover and i’d very much like to spend the night with you. My handsome Swedish friend Nilsson is currently staying with me and I’d like to propose a night of passion between you, him and I, a Ménage à Trois if you like.
If you would like to discuss my proposition further at lunch time, you can find me down by the Seine feeding the ducks.
Affectueuses pensées
Rooney in Paris
Turn 3 Task: Friends with Benefits!
Dear Madam,
I hope that this letter finds you well. You may not remember me, but we recently met, and I work under (insert boss' name here), who works under you. We had quite a fascinating conversation the last time, and I would appreciate it if we can meet up again. This time, I would like to discuss my future career path over a nice glass of wine that I can serve at my home.
Along with my career progression, I would also like to talk about the great work that you do to ensure that we produce the results. Your leadership is quite exceptional and something I admire in you. Your twinkling sky blue eyes capture my attention immediately, and when I see those eyes, I cannot take my eyes off of them. Your soft, melodious, jovial discourse is a joy to listen to and helps me in understanding everything that you talk about. Your cute and radiant nature brightens my mood and gives me greater focus on the work that I need to get done. Finally (and this is something that no one ever pays attention to), but when my hand touched your soft, supple hand in our handshake, I sensed a tingle down my spine that I never experienced before. These are the kind of leadership qualities that I would like to gain from you.
In short, I would appreciate it if we can get together for some wine and cheese at my place. I would love to talk to you again about my future career progression and the development of my leadership skills (with some great examples from your end). You might also gain some skills from me and enjoy the experience.
I look forward to your timely response.
Kind regards,
Rooney in Paris
Round 3 Task
Dear Madame,
I need to tell you that something has been on my jebend since the very first moment we met. I have gotten to know you over the last few months and I see a beautiful and intelligent person, whom I like to backskuttle at the very first opportunity very much. I know by the way you look at me that you feel the same way too, and don’t mind if you return the favour or bring any devices to enhance this perfect moment in our lives and we can frolic in the duckbutter.
I would like you to know that I am a very gentle lover and sometimes you cant even tell its in due to my gentlenessness, (No, its not tiny, honest).
I’d very much like to spend the night with you and anyone else if they’re interested, But not my handsome Swedish friend Nilsson who is currently staying with me, because he’s a freak and would only try to mount me like a swedish moose he's so fond of.
I’d love to propose a night of passion/kick your back doors in, you and I could enjoy and remember this time for the rest of our lives ( probably due to infections, std’s, stitches etc).
If you would like to discuss my proposition further at lunch time, you can find me down by the Seine feeding the ducks or playing fecking pokemon, if im not there, ill be shitfaced in the nearest pub.
Mes boules bleues attendent votre réponse.
Rooney in Paris
In 15 mins. I'm working on the rolls now.When is round 4 happening?
Nah, it'll be dealt with.What happens to those who doesn't do their thing?
Any sort of punishment, or just getting away with it?
Stop watching a film and do the draw ffs!IT is working on my laptop.
Thats not creepy at all.Round 4 Task
Pick a poster of your choice (that you don't know in real life) - Write a short paragraph on how you imagine him to be, physical description, what job he'd be doing, how'd his wife/girl look like, any other characteristics etc.
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