Probably jinxing yourself nowSuch a boring game for me...
Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...
Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?
- Thread starter Edgar Allan Pillow
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
You're asking for your next turn to be rigged.Such a boring game for me...
Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...
Lost 1k, moved on, moved on again.Such a boring game for me...
Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...
Man I’m fecked on this round. 
Quick question if I may for @Edgar Allan Pillow and the Fate Deciders
I've landed in box20(vacant), for $6,000 set a criteria for everyone else who lands in that box in subsequent turns.
At the minute i've only got $3,000, so is there any chance I could 'borrow' $3,000 from the Slush Fund, and set the criteria that every poster who lands in one of the vacant boxes in the future pays me, erm say $1,000(so I can pay the money back, plus interest of course) AND more importantly also pays $1,000 to EAP ?
I've landed in box20(vacant), for $6,000 set a criteria for everyone else who lands in that box in subsequent turns.
At the minute i've only got $3,000, so is there any chance I could 'borrow' $3,000 from the Slush Fund, and set the criteria that every poster who lands in one of the vacant boxes in the future pays me, erm say $1,000(so I can pay the money back, plus interest of course) AND more importantly also pays $1,000 to EAP ?
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I can provide reasonable financing through my company U. Surer & Sons.
Christ, this guy has the power to ban people.
God save us.
@Edgar Allan Pillow Do I have the power to ban people ?
Earned 5k! Not bad
You had. @CM10 was banned at your suggestion.
Did I win 6k by the way? I really don't have a clue.
not in this universe
Pfft, this is going exactly like our bitcoin convo.
Dearest madam,
I just wanted to take this opportunity to declare that you are not just my bosses boss, you are the boss of my heart.
I could write several thousand words and not come close to describing how inspirational it is, having you as the boss of my boss.
You fulfill the role of my bosses boss so wonderfully that I feel my heart soar every time I think of you.
If I could have one wish granted this xmas it would be to feel your sweet embrace even for just one night.
I understand that revealing my passion for you may result in my being sanctioned as per the HR regulations stipulated in my contract of employment.
As you are ultimately the boss of my boss I throw myself at your mercy should my declaration of intent (vis a vis us getting it on for an evening) go unappreciated.
Sexually Yours (hopefully)
Hark Moss
I just wanted to take this opportunity to declare that you are not just my bosses boss, you are the boss of my heart.
I could write several thousand words and not come close to describing how inspirational it is, having you as the boss of my boss.
You fulfill the role of my bosses boss so wonderfully that I feel my heart soar every time I think of you.
If I could have one wish granted this xmas it would be to feel your sweet embrace even for just one night.
I understand that revealing my passion for you may result in my being sanctioned as per the HR regulations stipulated in my contract of employment.
As you are ultimately the boss of my boss I throw myself at your mercy should my declaration of intent (vis a vis us getting it on for an evening) go unappreciated.
Sexually Yours (hopefully)
Hark Moss
OK. Think I'll wait and see how the next round goes first
Oh... So I can buy this power?
If you get the $$...
Thanks @donkeyfish, is it ok if I put my 750,000 Green Shield Stamps up as Surety just in case I fall behind with repayments ?
You don't even need that. We accept organs as collateral.
Move on, lose £1000, earn £1000. As you were then.
Where is this power you promised me? [SIZE=4][B][URL='https://www.redcafe.net/members/edgar-allan-pillow.57041/']@Edgar Allan Pillow[/URL][/B][/SIZE]
Where is this power you promised me? [SIZE=4][B][URL='https://www.redcafe.net/members/edgar-allan-pillow.57041/']@Edgar Allan Pillow[/URL][/B][/SIZE]
My organs are mine you pillock
Yay, I've broken even! When do I get to ban Redsky though?
not for long.....
Round 3 Task
Dear Madamoiselle Dubois
Since having the pleasure of making your acquaintance I have been left unable to stop thinking about you and it has come to light that you are the boss of my boss, Madame Chevrolet. As such this poses a problem of which I wish to propose a solution.
From the moment our eyes locked I felt captivated by your gaze, drawn in by your classic French beauty. It is clear to me that you feel the same and I understand the problems we may face.
However, a solution has come to mind that I believe beneficial to both of us.My proposal is as follows:
I await your reply.
Yours Sincerely
Rooney in Paris
Dear Madamoiselle Dubois
Since having the pleasure of making your acquaintance I have been left unable to stop thinking about you and it has come to light that you are the boss of my boss, Madame Chevrolet. As such this poses a problem of which I wish to propose a solution.
From the moment our eyes locked I felt captivated by your gaze, drawn in by your classic French beauty. It is clear to me that you feel the same and I understand the problems we may face.
However, a solution has come to mind that I believe beneficial to both of us.My proposal is as follows:
- We assume alternative identities for one night, monikers of which I believe suit both of us perfectly, you shall be Brigitte, although her beauty pales in comparison to yours, and I shall be Gerard, although I must admit I wish I looked more like my counterpart Mr Depardieu as I look like a troll in comparison.
- We meet, in the Chateu Du Pompe, a restaurant and hotel on the edge of Paris where we will enjoy he finest in French culinary techniques.
- We retire to our room and spend the night locked together in embrace, discovering and enjoying each other.
- We depart in the morning and thereupon agree to never talk of the night again and only discuss work matters if needed.
I await your reply.
Yours Sincerely
Rooney in Paris
I might extend you a loan of $1,000 if you make 3 posts in NFL thread about how shiity a team the NE Patriots are.
Round 2 Task Collection!
Round 2 Task
1) The Romelu
2) For those pesky dry spells
Prize is split between @Vato and @donkeyfish . Each of you get $2,000. Enjoy.
I've still no idea what's going on.
I have 1000 I think.
I have 1000 I think.
Round 3 Task
Dear Madame,
I need to tell you that something has been on my mind since the very first moment we met. I have gotten to know you over the last few months and I see a beautiful and intelligent person whom I like very much. I know by the way you look at me that you feel the same way too.
I would like you to know that I am a very gentle lover and i’d very much like to spend the night with you. My handsome Swedish friend Nilsson is currently staying with me and I’d like to propose a night of passion between you, him and I, a Ménage à Trois if you like.
If you would like to discuss my proposition further at lunch time, you can find me down by the Seine feeding the ducks.
Affectueuses pensées
Rooney in Paris
Dear Madame,
I need to tell you that something has been on my mind since the very first moment we met. I have gotten to know you over the last few months and I see a beautiful and intelligent person whom I like very much. I know by the way you look at me that you feel the same way too.
I would like you to know that I am a very gentle lover and i’d very much like to spend the night with you. My handsome Swedish friend Nilsson is currently staying with me and I’d like to propose a night of passion between you, him and I, a Ménage à Trois if you like.
If you would like to discuss my proposition further at lunch time, you can find me down by the Seine feeding the ducks.
Affectueuses pensées
Rooney in Paris
Turn 3 Task: Friends with Benefits!
Dear Madam,
I hope that this letter finds you well. You may not remember me, but we recently met, and I work under (insert boss' name here), who works under you. We had quite a fascinating conversation the last time, and I would appreciate it if we can meet up again. This time, I would like to discuss my future career path over a nice glass of wine that I can serve at my home.
Along with my career progression, I would also like to talk about the great work that you do to ensure that we produce the results. Your leadership is quite exceptional and something I admire in you. Your twinkling sky blue eyes capture my attention immediately, and when I see those eyes, I cannot take my eyes off of them. Your soft, melodious, jovial discourse is a joy to listen to and helps me in understanding everything that you talk about. Your cute and radiant nature brightens my mood and gives me greater focus on the work that I need to get done. Finally (and this is something that no one ever pays attention to), but when my hand touched your soft, supple hand in our handshake, I sensed a tingle down my spine that I never experienced before. These are the kind of leadership qualities that I would like to gain from you.
In short, I would appreciate it if we can get together for some wine and cheese at my place. I would love to talk to you again about my future career progression and the development of my leadership skills (with some great examples from your end). You might also gain some skills from me and enjoy the experience.
I look forward to your timely response.
Kind regards,
Rooney in Paris
Dear Madam,
I hope that this letter finds you well. You may not remember me, but we recently met, and I work under (insert boss' name here), who works under you. We had quite a fascinating conversation the last time, and I would appreciate it if we can meet up again. This time, I would like to discuss my future career path over a nice glass of wine that I can serve at my home.
Along with my career progression, I would also like to talk about the great work that you do to ensure that we produce the results. Your leadership is quite exceptional and something I admire in you. Your twinkling sky blue eyes capture my attention immediately, and when I see those eyes, I cannot take my eyes off of them. Your soft, melodious, jovial discourse is a joy to listen to and helps me in understanding everything that you talk about. Your cute and radiant nature brightens my mood and gives me greater focus on the work that I need to get done. Finally (and this is something that no one ever pays attention to), but when my hand touched your soft, supple hand in our handshake, I sensed a tingle down my spine that I never experienced before. These are the kind of leadership qualities that I would like to gain from you.
In short, I would appreciate it if we can get together for some wine and cheese at my place. I would love to talk to you again about my future career progression and the development of my leadership skills (with some great examples from your end). You might also gain some skills from me and enjoy the experience.
I look forward to your timely response.
Kind regards,
Rooney in Paris
Donkeyballs.
If it ain't funky, it's donkey.
Hope there’s a photoshop challenge...