Grylte
"nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"
- Joined
- Jul 22, 2014
- Messages
- 14,436
Probably jinxing yourself nowSuch a boring game for me...
Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...
Probably jinxing yourself nowSuch a boring game for me...
Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...
You're asking for your next turn to be rigged.Such a boring game for me...
Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...
Lost 1k, moved on, moved on again.Such a boring game for me...
Lost 1K, gained 1k, moved on...
I can provide reasonable financing through my company U. Surer & Sons.Quick question if I may for @Edgar Allan Pillow and the Fate Deciders
I've landed in box20(vacant), for $6,000 set a criteria for everyone else who lands in that box in subsequent turns.
At the minute i've only got $3,000, so is there any chance I could 'borrow' $3,000 from the Slush Fund, and set the criteria that every poster who lands in one of the vacant boxes in the future pays me, erm say $1,000(so I can pay the money back, plus interest of course) AND more importantly also pays $1,000 to EAP ?
Christ, this guy has the power to ban people.How do I roll dice?
@Edgar Allan Pillow Do I have the power to ban people ?Christ, this guy has the power to ban people.
God save us.
@Edgar Allan Pillow Do I have the power to ban people ?
No@Edgar Allan Pillow Do I have the power to ban people ?
You had. @CM10 was banned at your suggestion.@Edgar Allan Pillow Do I have the power to ban people ?
not in this universeDid I win 6k by the way? I really don't have a clue.
Pfft, this is going exactly like our bitcoin convo.not in this universe
OK. Think I'll wait and see how the next round goes firstNiall will send you a the bank details of The Caf and you make the deposit.
Oh... So I can buy this power?You had. @CM10 was banned at your suggestion.
If you get the $$...Oh... So I can buy this power?
Thanks @donkeyfish, is it ok if I put my 750,000 Green Shield Stamps up as Surety just in case I fall behind with repayments ?I can provide reasonable financing through my company U. Surer & Sons.
You don't even need that. We accept organs as collateral.Thanks @donkeyfish, is it ok if I put my 750,000 Green Shield Stamps up as Surety just in case I fall behind with repayments ?
You don't even need that. We accept organs as collateral.
You don't even need that. We accept organs as collateral.
not for long.....My organs are mine you pillock
I might extend you a loan of $1,000 if you make 3 posts in NFL thread about how shiity a team the NE Patriots are.Quick question if I may for @Edgar Allan Pillow and the Fate Deciders
I've landed in box20(vacant), for $6,000 set a criteria for everyone else who lands in that box in subsequent turns.
At the minute i've only got $3,000, so is there any chance I could 'borrow' $3,000 from the Slush Fund, and set the criteria that every poster who lands in one of the vacant boxes in the future pays me, erm say $1,000(so I can pay the money back, plus interest of course) AND more importantly also pays $1,000 to EAP ?
Round 2 task
1) EZ balls
2) A scrote never felt this good.
1) Jingle balls
2) This Christmas, every time a dick gives you grief, give these balls a squeeze that's brief! (*Now with our patented anti stress technology)
Round 2 Task
1) The Weinsteiner!
2) Troubled by office pests? - Give the Weinsteiner a hard yank!
Round 2 Task
1) Oldman Sachs
2) That's nuts!
Round 2 Task
The Voodoo ball breaker
For the Voodoo you do today..
Edit when do I have to face Lord Alan Sugar?
Round 2 task
Spangle Dangle Stress Reliever
Squeeze em tight to make things right...
Round 2 task:
1. Golden balls
2. Give the gift of golden balls to your girl this christmas!!!
Round 2 task:
1) Danglers
2) For when you just want to cop a feel
Round 2 Task
Pre-op ball shop!
"The perfect Christmas gift for the pre-OP trans in your life"
Round 2 Task
1) Pink Panther's Balls
2) No animals were harmed in the making of this little pair of dangling pink balls
Round 2 Task:
1) Grow a pair
2) When you want it to be real, cop a feel.
Round 2 task
1) Testickle
2) The joy of tickling pink balls without the inconvenience of having an animal atrached to them
Round 2 task
1) LowerYourStress Balls (LYSB)
2) "Stress? Balls."
ROUND TWO TASK: Class of 63 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
I'm a Labour Man, from a long line of staunch Labour supporters, and my old man would turn in his grave if he knew, but there was a time in the early 80's, and I was as an ugly duckling punching well above my weight at the time and I shouldn't have needed a stimuli but I could only get a full on election by Fantasizing about Margaret Thatcher, either before, or during erm you know....
It got that bad I had to carry a picture cut out from the paper of Maggie in my back pocket or I just didn't function.
I even had Counseling about it, Oedipus was mentioned, not sure why but it worked !!
Round Two Task
The Cupper
#metoo
Round 2 task
1) Danglers
2) Your wife is sick of your firmly shaped sack? Get her some Danglers!
Round.2 task....
- "Toy Tension-easing Tickle-tastic Testicles"
- "Struggling in work? Have a jerk ..... struggling to cope? .... have a grope!"
Round 2 task:
1. golden_balls™
2. Are you a caftard? Ever wondered what your favourite Redcafe Mod's balls feels like? Now. You can! golden_balls™ fits any size Combo offer available with our 12 inch strap on golden_dildo™! Hurry now!
Round 2 Task
1) The Romelu
2) For those pesky dry spells
Round 2 Task
1) Ball Bladders
2) Your very own winter soldier, even Captain America needed one.
Round 2 task:
1. The home maker
2. For spouses who like to be in control
Round 2 Task
1) Stress-ticles
2) Feeling stressed? Squeeze your best!
Round 2 Task
1) Powersack
2) Grab life by the balls
ROUND 2 TASK
1) The Squeezy Scrotum
2) Secretaries!* Hate your boss? Give his man bits a good squeeze and hear him yowl in agony.
*Apologies for gender stereotyping, but it is a female in the picture
Round 2 task
Push the Scrote out
For when you need to relieve yourself at work
Round 2 task:
1. Jingle Balls
2. Pull for Christmas every day!
Round two task.
1.Stressballs
2. For the man in your life. Yes Equality
not for long.....
Thanks for the offer, but I wouldn't know where to start.I might extend you a loan of $1,000 if you make 3 posts in NFL thread about how shiity a team the NE Patriots are.
Donkeyballs.Prize is split between @Vato and @donkeyfish . Each of you get $2,000. Enjoy.