Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

[van der star]

When the round ends, someone should compile all the admissible haikus in one post for everyone to see.

 

[Crackers]

Caftards write haikus
Mostly fail
Muppets need to learn to count

5
3
7

?

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

OK, Round 2 results in 5 minutes....

R1 prizes and penalties to be announced later.


Whoever gets banned, see you tomorrow!

 

[rednotled]

New-Age Haiuken poems

NAH - like a variation on the Japanese classical dance theatre - NOH

Clever

 

[Grylte]

OK, Round 2 results in 5 minutes....

R1 prizes and penalties to be announced later.


Whoever gets banned, see you tomorrow!

Please let it not be @ThomasEmil !
Great entertainment as usual

 

[Billy Blaggs]

Spoiler: nsfw

Same hair.

feck me I clicked on it!!

 

[Grylte]

Curious to see what the difference in which box/nr we landed on is.
Since all had to do the same thing, even if we landed on different places, i mean...

 

[Mr Pigeon]

The S is silent.

5
3
7

?

Think the joke went over your head

Smileys for everyone

Not you though, Crackers.

 

[Crackers]

Smileys for everyone

Not you though, Crackers.

feck you

 

[MJJ]

OK, Round 2 results in 5 minutes....

R1 prizes and penalties to be announced later.


Whoever gets banned, see you tomorrow!

Its been twenty minutes numbnuts

 

[Grylte]

Its been twenty minutes numbnuts

He's probably on American time.
They are a bit slower.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

feck you

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Round 2 Rolls!

Spoiler

PLAYERS - TURN 2 ROLL - TURN 2 BOX - TURN 2 CRITERIA
Mihai - 2 - 4 - Lose $2,000
Rooney in Paris - 2 - 4 - Lose $2,000
AXVnee7 - 3 - 5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
buchansleftleg - 3 - 5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Jim Beam - 4 - 6 - Move on!
ivaldo - 2 - 6 - Move on!
izec - 2 - 6 - Move on!
maba723 - 5 - 8 - Earn $1,000
sizzling sausages - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
diarm - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
Sky1981 - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
spwd - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
limerickcitykid - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
midou - 2 - 8 - Earn $1,000
Who's Kissing Cameras? - 5 - 8 - Earn $1,000
Juansar_07 - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
MJJ - 3 - 8 - Earn $1,000
2 Man Midfield - 7 - 9 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Rams - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Cliche Guevara - 7 - 10 - Earn $5,000
RedElf - 7 - 10 - Earn $5,000
verminater - 7 - 10 - Earn $5,000
12OunceEpilogue - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
mazhar13 - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
schwalbe - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Ish - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
FultonRed - 5 - 10 - Earn $5,000
saik - 5 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Kasper - 4 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Gentleman Jim - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Organic Potatoes - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
The Cat - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Alvaro Maestre - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
desirere - 9 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Kentonio - 9 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
McGrathsipan - 8 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
nc_13 - 8 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
backofthenet - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Hawks2008 - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Jacky Quacky - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Red Star One - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
DevilRed - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Classical Mechanic - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
GBBQ - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Gregawa - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
P-Nut0712 - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Toddler - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Frasbul - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
girish - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
NotQuiteManc - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
prath92 - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
cyberman - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
RedIceland - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
nikineil - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
rednotled - 2 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
LInkash - 9 - 12 - Lose $2,500
SwedishFish - 9 - 12 - Lose $2,500
RobinHood - 7 - 12 - Lose $2,500
Toad - 7 - 12 - Lose $2,500
Welsh Wonder - 7 - 12 - Lose $2,500
17Larsson - 11 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Roberto420 - 11 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Roosney - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Afganitia - 11 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
ThomasEmil - 10 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
BeforeKeanetherewasRobson - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Harun - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Solius - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Klean - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
CM10 - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
SaboTaj - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
sallycinnamin - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
van der star - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
fatmanWazza - 6 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Revaulx - 6 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
SaintTresano - 6 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
donkeyfish - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
SAFicus - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
United Pro - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Vato - 2 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
sebsheep - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
green_smiley - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Indnyc - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Paz - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Grylte - 11 - 14 - Lose $1,000
CrackersJr - 9 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Dolf - 9 - 14 - Lose $1,000
TheReligion - 9 - 14 - Lose $1,000
AmanNits04 - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Eboue - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
esmufc07 - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Liver_bird - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
MrPooni - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Hark Muse - 6 - 14 - Lose $1,000
The Taurean - 6 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Random Task - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Adzzz - 3 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Nick7 - 3 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Billy Blaggs - 10 - 15 - Move on!
Panther - 10 - 15 - Move on!
rampo - 10 - 15 - Move on!
neelu91 - 9 - 15 - Move on!
Cal? - 8 - 15 - Move on!
fishfingers15 - 8 - 15 - Move on!
harshad - 8 - 15 - Move on!
iammemphis - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Isotope - 8 - 15 - Move on!
narnar - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Parry Gallister - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Adnan07 - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Arbitrium - 7 - 15 - Move on!
Imran Mamdani - 7 - 15 - Move on!
Maxii - 7 - 15 - Move on!
The Don - 7 - 15 - Move on!
RedSky - 6 - 15 - Move on!
King_Cantona07 - 5 - 15 - Move on!
Crackers - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
MaxiPaxi - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
txred - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Zarlak - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
bratteloni - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Cee90 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
dmode - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
MemphisDepay - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
712 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Can7onA - 11 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Ekkie Thump - 10 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Ijazz17 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
KranjskaKlobasa - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Shane88 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Trizy - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Schmiznurf - 7 - 16 - Earn $1,000
ThierryHenry - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Von Mistelroum - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Skizzo - 4 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Sly - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Levo - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
ManRant - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Muffled funk - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Plg91 - 11 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Lord_Emz - 10 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Peyroteo - 10 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Aziz2112 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Class of 63 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
podurban2 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
ROFLUTION - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
2015 - 5 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
paulscholes18 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Mr Pigeon - 12 - 18 - Lose $2,000
Achilles McCool - 7 - 18 - Lose $2,000
BerbaDean - 7 - 18 - Lose $2,000
Dan - 12 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Clas Sified - 12 - 19 - Earn $1,000
SS - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
VanGaalEra - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
roonster09 - 11 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
BD94 - 8 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Sied - 13 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Twins - 11 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Sunny Jim - 10 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Momochiru - 11 - 22 - Move on!
No Idea For Nickname - 12 - 23 - Lose $1,000
crappycraperson - 12 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

ROUND 2 TASK:

For Ease of Management all those who have landed in below boxes need to comply with the task.

3 - Guess what?
5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

Task: Sell it to Win it

Spoiler: Sell this

You need to come up with

1) A name for the object
2) A "catchy" slogan

EDIT: REMEMBER CAF RULES. NO OVERT BAD LANGUAGE!

In your replies please mention "Round 2 Task" making it easier for me to search. If this is not mentioned task will be disqualified!

 

[RedSky]

@crappycraperson with a double 6 two turns in a row! Cheat!

 

[Vault Dweller]

Yay, that was a nice roll!

 

[Welsh Wonder]

I can't afford to lose $2,500 this close to Christmas mate

 

[midou]

"Move on" into +1000.

"I love this game"

 

[GBBQ]

The 6-11 crew. Broke ass mofos

Classical Mechanic - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
GBBQ - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Gregawa - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
P-Nut0712 - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Toddler - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

 

[Momochiru]

Hehe, I move on automatically

 

[RedSky]

What was the outcome of Task 1 @Edgar Allan Pillow

 

[crappycraperson]

@crappycraperson with a double 6 two turns in a row! Cheat!

What? I don’t understand what’s happened

 

[van der star]

Round 2 task

1) EZ balls
2) A scrote never felt this good.

1) Jingle balls
2) This Christmas, every time a dick gives you grief, give these balls a squeeze that's brief! (*Now with our patented anti stress technology)

 

[van der star]

PS - are we allowed multiple answers? As in, if I come up with another answer, will that also be considered?

 

[Schmiznurf]

I gained a grand, drinks on me

 

[buchansleftleg]

Round 2 Task

1) The Weinsteiner!
2) Troubled by office pests? - Give the Weinsteiner a hard yank!

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

What was the outcome of Task 1 @Edgar Allan Pillow

Under discussion. Will announce shortly.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

PS - are we allowed multiple answers? As in, if I come up with another answer, will that also be considered?

Just add it to the same post.

 

[CrackersJr]

Yeah, almost like it is four years old? Unless you had to use that photo for another purpose before then

Had just forgotten all about it tbh...

 

[Vato]

Round 2 Task

1) Oldman Sachs

2) That's nuts!

 

[RedSky]

What? I don’t understand what’s happened

It's just random number generator mimicking a dice roll. You got double 6 twice in a row and currently the furthest round the board.

 

[Jim Beam]

Rolled 2 and 4, so far. Will come to the end of the board by Christmas 2019.

 

[fatmanWazza]

What is the challenge for Roll 2 ?
Edit - Never mind figured it out

 

[cyberman]

Round 2 Task
The Voodoo ball breaker
For the Voodoo you do today..

Edit when do I have to face Lord Alan Sugar?

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@CM10 wins Task 1 and gets $3,000 in credits.

Thomasemil - BOOM! See ya tomorrow, buddy!

 

[RedSky]

 

[rednotled]

Round 2 task

Spangle Dangle Stress Reliever

Squeeze em tight to make things right...

 

[fatmanWazza]

Round 2 task:

1. Golden balls
2. Give the gift of golden balls to your girl this christmas!!!

 

[Dan]

Back to where I started in terms of cash.

 

[MJJ]

An ode to Gerrard -
a thirty-eight second stint,
Juan Mata bags two.

He didn't even praise Gerrard! This competition is rigged

 

[Schmiznurf]

@CM10 wins Tas 1 and gets $3,000 in credits.

Thomasemil - BOOM! See ya tomorrow, buddy!

Haha, poor Thomas.