Horse placenta for Falcao?

Ibnu Ramli

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If Falcao's injuries keep recurring, do you think we'll consider him for the horse placenta treatment?
Maybe he has to pay for himself bcoz he's not our player yet.

And if he continues to get injured,do you think LVG will keep him?

And if he doesn't, we will most probably get Chicha back.

Which is not such a bad thing either ;).
 

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I'm glad you've asked me my opinion on this subject. I've been dying to discuss it with someone.

Maybe. It's a possibility. There's a good chance we, or the player himself might make a decision one way or another or alternatively it might not come up and a decision won't have to be made.
 

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@Pexbo do you sell horse body parts on Amazon aswell? Maybe you could give Falcao a good deal?
 

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Blatant foal ref.
 

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RVN's mother had refused any sort of help.
 

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If that's the case, then we need to put Rafael, Jones and Evans on horse placenta and maybe ask them to sleep on it.
 

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Ibnu Ramli said:
If Falcao's injuries keep recurring, do you think we'll consider him for the horse placenta treatment?
Maybe he has to pay for himself bcoz he's not our player yet.

And if he continues to get injured,do you think LVG will keep him?

And if he doesn't, we will most probably get Chicha back.

Which is not such a bad thing either ;).
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wtf ?
 

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Quit your horseplay lads. Falcao iss stable at the moment, and he'll return to form soon. He just hasn't got out of the blocks yet, that's all.
 

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Sure, I'm all for anything that might offend some animal rights activists.
 

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If we're going to hoof it we'll need someone like Andy Caroll anyway.
 

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Personally I believe in this treatment. The neighsayers can do one.
 

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Does the placenta need to be removed from the horse?
 

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Yes, whatever it takes for him to be our mane man up front.
 

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Serious question. Has this treatment been a success on players in the long term?

Also, what no Falcao pictures?
 

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His jockeying of defenders is second to none. I've heard it costs about a grand, national press would be all over it.
 

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If Van Persie's experience is anything to go by, I'd say it's a shoo-in.
 
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