sunama
Baghdad Bob
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We need to win the league.
Big clubs hatch plans which involve bringing in the right managers. The right players. The right coaches. Creating an academy which can produce 1 player a season, who is good enough to play in the first team. This takes time and costs a lot of money.
I have a better plan. A plan so cunning that we'll take everybody by surprise and will yield stellar results, almost over night. Here it is:
Let's keep our existing squad, which is rotten to the core.
Let's keep our existing manager, who won't complain when we buy players from the Championship and renew contacts of the players who have consistently failed us for many years.
Then, we shall make our squad work on their fitness.
That's it. Simple.
But beware. We must keep this plan top secret. If struggling teams like Huddersfield become aware of this cunning plan, they will soon be competing alongside us, for the Champions League. Teams like Madrid, who are currently rebuilding and spending huge sums of money to take them back to the top, don't what the hell they are doing. They are buying quality proven players and have re-hired their multiple CL winning manager. Their plan won't work...but my plan will absolutely work.
Big clubs hatch plans which involve bringing in the right managers. The right players. The right coaches. Creating an academy which can produce 1 player a season, who is good enough to play in the first team. This takes time and costs a lot of money.
I have a better plan. A plan so cunning that we'll take everybody by surprise and will yield stellar results, almost over night. Here it is:
Let's keep our existing squad, which is rotten to the core.
Let's keep our existing manager, who won't complain when we buy players from the Championship and renew contacts of the players who have consistently failed us for many years.
Then, we shall make our squad work on their fitness.
That's it. Simple.
But beware. We must keep this plan top secret. If struggling teams like Huddersfield become aware of this cunning plan, they will soon be competing alongside us, for the Champions League. Teams like Madrid, who are currently rebuilding and spending huge sums of money to take them back to the top, don't what the hell they are doing. They are buying quality proven players and have re-hired their multiple CL winning manager. Their plan won't work...but my plan will absolutely work.