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Too Boring For A Funny Tagline
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We invented brexit and we invented the world cup.
Home it comes!
Home it comes!
Depends on the Argentina v Poland and Saudi Arabia v Mexico matches. Any of them can finish second.So Senegal and then winner of France v who?
You also invented Nigel Farage and Tommy RobinsonWe invented brexit and we invented the world cup.
Home it comes!
This is better. You've took his trick, flipped it round and done it back to him.Ah yes the satire excuse . I wondered when it would appear. Trump ( remember him) claimed he was being satirical when advised bleach drinking or intense introduction of ultra Violet light via the anus to deal with Covid .
That’s what the Greeks would have you believe, sure.
Demo - English for game demo
Crass - How the English talk
See - See I told you so.
Meh. Satire is meant to be witty. Not monumentally stupid.This is better. You've took his trick, flipped it round and done it back to him.
As stupid as not knowing the Britons build the pyramids?Meh. Satire is meant to be witty. Not monumentally stupid.
The English Sturgeon and SalmondYou also invented Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson
Which one is which?The English Sturgeon and Salmond
Nigel Farage is a Kent and Tommy Robinson is a fictional character.You also invented Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson
Ah yes the satire excuse . I wondered when it would appear. Trump ( remember him) claimed he was being satirical when advised bleach drinking or intense introduction of ultra Violet light via the anus to deal with Covid .
Dont worry your time will come. Maybe as soon as the next gameYou've let the whole country down in this thread. How can we laugh at the English when you are taking all the heat from them? Outrageous.
Seeing how you failed to pick up that it was satire, despite how very on the nose it was, I can only imagine the “witty” satire you’re on about involves bright stickers and talking very slowlyMeh. Satire is meant to be witty. Not monumentally stupid.
I got a few great football trivia from the podcast I mentioned in my previous post. My favourite two:Oh, I have no expectation that England will win this tournament. I'm just goofing around.
My favorite bit of the game's history is how 'soccer' is actually British street slang from the 19th century.
Bring in Mike Smalling.Tweet
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Nigel Farage is a Kent and Tommy Robinson is a fictional character.
I dunno, Southgate's 'boring' England terrify me.Dont worry your time will come. Maybe as soon as the next game
Boris was made in America and Rees Mogg was made in the 1500s
Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg were made in England…I rest my case
Not really. He sounded like your average English football fan.I mean it’s painfully obvious that he’s being satirical
I can and will laugh at them soon enough.You've let the whole country down in this thread. How can we laugh at the English when you are taking all the heat from them? Outrageous.
Stop now, you're doing yourself no favours, he was obviously taking the piss.Not really. He sounded like your average English football fan.
Not so.If it was intended as satire he needs to try harder.Seeing how you failed to pick up that it was satire, despite how very on the nose it was, I can only imagine the “witty” satire you’re on about involves bright stickers and talking very slowly
I can and will laugh at them soon enough.
Boris was made in America and Rees Mogg was made in the 1500s
They hate us because they ain't usSo much hate towards the nation that invented football. It’s just sad
Sir Gareth is bringing it homeThey hate us because they ain't us
I despise patriots.I'll feel bad laughing at them while you're in the corner taking the shame spotlight away from them. Our ancestors died so we could have our freedom to laugh at them, stop disrespecting our patriots.
You sound like a commie jabroniI despise patriots.
And all attempts at humour it appears.I despise patriots.
Northmen SouthmenSo much hate towards the nation that invented football. It’s just sad
Nah, one man’s humour is another man’s pain in the ass.And all attempts at humour it appears.
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.You sound like a commie jabroni
Fair enough, but lighten up there a wee bit, even if you don't get/like the jokes, just ignore them. This thread is light and good natured so let's keep it that way.Nah, one man’s humour is another man’s pain in the ass.
Me bollix. Talk about patronising.Fair enough, but lighten up there a wee bit, even if you don't get/like the jokes, just ignore them. This thread is light and good natured so let's keep it that way.
This is great content. Thank youI got a few great football trivia from the podcast I mentioned in my previous post. My favourite two:
- The football rivalry betweet Argentina and Uruguay begun in 1870, when the cricket clubs of Buenos Aires and Montevideo decides to hold a football match to honor queen Victoria. (Obviously the players were originally from great Britain.)
- Egypt planned to participate in the 1930 world cup. There were no qualifications then. You only needed to show up. Unfortunately, they missed their boat connection in Europe, and had to cancel.
A beginner’s guide to British humorMe bollix. Talk about patronising.