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Jadon Sancho Borussia Dortmund loan watch (Has ended ten Hag)
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Due to too much xbox I fear his thumbs are locked permanently in that position.
Worth saying nice and early that a successful spell back in Germany doesn't mean he should be given another chance here next season. Use it to drive the fee up and get rid permanently.
What do we do if he's still shit?
Don't return any of Dortmund's calls and hope the situation just works itself out?
We had this with Lukaku. You'll just loan him out again to a different club hoping for a different outcome, unless there is a buyers market for him at a price level United are happy to sell at. Or there's always a chance you sack Ten Hag and the new manager wants to give Sancho another chance.
Maybe we should make him apologise to Dortmund.
Don’t care
I really thought this guy was going to be an absolute Superstar for us, hope he finds his form and comes back hungry to play better for our shirt.
We already know because we have a pattern for that. We keep them until the end of their contract because no one will buy him, then inexplicably renew.
Usually flops that go back to Dortmund don't regain their old selves - Gotze, Kagawa, Sahin. Hummels has been alright but he wasn't really a flop at Bayern anyway.
Couldn’t have gone much worse as a transfer tbh. Awful, awful signing
Not only Dortmund too. Feels like whenever a player "returns" it rarely ends well. Pogba, Ronaldo...
He'll do well. Dortmund is for Gen Z.
Well if he can at least make that pose consistently we can always use him as a toiler roll holder and get some value back that way. Provided no one needs the bog early on in the day at least.
Good luck in Dortmund though Jadon. Make your self look as valuable as possible please.
Hopefully he does decent then the club can flog him for a decent percentage of what was initially paid.
Is it a new grift for Romano to add the airline in his transfer tweets?
like Sanchez I couldn't quite believe we signed him and he didn't play on the right wing
completely ridiculous squad planning
completely ridiculous squad planning
Ich will Unreal Tournament FIFA spielen!
Thumbs up if you get the reference.
Thumbs up if you get the reference.
Lukaku did well on his first loan to Inter. They needed to sell him then though.
Hope we don't bring him back in to a new manager if he does well in Germany as he will just flop again at United.
I hope we sell him somewhere he wouldn't like to live.
He did get opportunities to play on the right, but he can't beat a man so had to be moved to the left so he could at least cut back and play a simple pass.
To be fair, yeah. Inter were willing to pay a transfer fee that Chelsea were willing to accept. Then Lukaku nuked the entire thing by flirting with Juventus.
Absolutely. I have no faith this club could find anyone better but I doubt we could find anyone more disinterested.
He's doing quite well at Roma now, but they're broke as feck
Good riddance
Want him to do well purely to raise his price and draw some interest. If this loan goes badly we’ll be left with a 300k a week player training with the reserves for another 2 years
Putting money aside what a fecking waster.
Putting money aside what a fecking waster.
He's still at the club technically
Glad this deal is done. Hopefully he plays great and we can sell him for a decent price. Never want him back here.
A temporary good riddance for now. Hopefully it'll be a permanent good riddance in a few months
Probably. He gets insane interactions on his tweets. They probably pay him a sum for the tag
Will never be able to sell him because of is salary. Even a Messi like performance from now until Summer will see us loaning him somewhere again next season.
Had that as my backup alarm in case I overslept my first one. Nothing get's you up like getting yelled at by the real gangster.
He'll do very well and hopefully come back here if we have a new manager in July.
He immature, but he's not unmanageble.
We've just done a horrible job with him.
He immature, but he's not unmanageble.
We've just done a horrible job with him.
Good riddance tbh