He’s the human embodiment of the sound you make to indicate to people you’re laughing, without actually laughing.
Television James Corden
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Why anyone would watch his show is beyond me.
fecking wankstain
From what I understand he's the new Cilla Black in terms of his behaviour behind the scenes.
What did Cilla do?
Invented qwop
An absolute cow who was stuck up her own arse. Loads of stories from runners and production assistants about how she treated people like crap and would belittle people.
Qwop, mate?
Interesting. The first I've heard of it. Although to be fair, stories about Cilla Black wouldn't really be in my wheelhouse.
Sweet baby Jesus!! There are no words.
Wanker.
In a world of variables, it's comforting to know that this doesn't change. Thanks.
#jamesisoverparty trending on twitter. Got excited for a moment 
Vile to tradespeople etc. when she was at home also.
This jive turkey still popular?! It's not COVID that'll end us all; it's the realisation that James Corden is wealthy and successful beyond reasons so utterly incomprehensible that the fabric of time and space will tear apart.
Sorry if this has been posted before. James is actually funny in this
Nah. He's also a fecking fat cnut!
How dare you try defend him.
fecks sake....hopes dashed again
She is also despised in Liverpool for being conservative and a friend of Thatcher *Spit*.
I think she was incredibly lucky to have a high-profile career lasting decades. I blame the Beatles.
So was Sir Jimmy Saville
Harsh, seeing they broke up 50 years ago.
If McCartney hadn't known her, we'd never have heard of Cilla Black.
Well if she had disappeared when her singing career went into decline, like the far more talented Kathy Kirby, few people under 60 would have heard of her. She's not remembered for Anyone Who Had A Heart, but for being a Loveable Chirpy Big Hearted Scouse Character, a character created for her by TV executives (i.e professional cnuts) in the late 60s / early 70s.
I wish he pulled out an axe
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Good but hopefully he goes bankrupt in the process.
Wanker
Gervais really nailed him with the James character in After Life. Savage.
Does he have the most punchable face in the history of punchable faces?
Maybe but I'd like to see yours before deciding.
Universally despised by airline crew too.
The universe would run out of oxygen before I got tired of punching him
she wasn't the only celeb from that area or closeby who threw their weight behind the tories. You had Ken Dodd, Tarbuck and even kenny evertt. Was always strange watching people from working class eras in those days supporting tories.
Don't worry, people soon change their mind when they get real money in their pockets and have to start paying tax.
Prick
The sound that you make with your nose or the one with your mouth?
Supports West Ham for one.
Second; he's a West ham fan
Second; he's a West ham fan
I don’t even know what orifice it escapes from. It’s neither breath nor emotion. It’s designed to say ‘That wasn’t funny, back it off a notch’. The Cordens of this world think it sounds like Roses hitting the stage at the end of an Opera.
I see what you are talking about, your post just made me realize that I had two different versions, the one with the nose is pure disdain.