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Steve Round and the three footballs he was always carrying under his arm for some reason
Jose wants to return
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Steve Round and the three footballs he was always carrying under his arm for some reason
He knows INEOS will act quickly for failing managers. He wants in to get his sacking compensation and make it past 100m mark.
Can he cook chicken, might be an opening there
He’s been sacked in disgrace 4 times now since 2016, maybe he is the problem. Also Ten Hag has won the same trophy but I don’t think he’s the answer either. And Mourinho just has a Europa League with a historically soft run to it to cover up finishing 6th that season.If Jose (2 trophies) is the virus, what the feck does that say for the others?
I think this story serves two purposes. It puts Jose in a luxury shop window which is not really where he's at these days, so maybe he'll strike gold and get a decent position somewhere. It also normalises the idea that United are looking for a new manager (if indeed, that's what INEOS are doing, which I assume they are).
Obviously those posts are absurd. Everyone knows that Moyes is the right solution, not Mourinho!
Imperator
I'm sure he does but I doubt Berrada and our new DoF will be that stupid. We need to look to the future and he is a busted flush.
We must look elsewhere for sure, but if ETH somehow makes us play even worse and get the sack, I dont mind him as an interim till the season ends. At least he can grind out a few defensive wins. Not a glowing commendation though since I will take anyone other then ETH at the moment. Right now we cant attack and we cant defend. The football was also as dour as under Mou. Player discipline is at the worst cause it looks like no one respects the manager.
It's insane.The fact people aren't against this
He was toxic even in his heydays. Now he's just a toxic waste.
Very few things would make me stop watching Utd games, but this would put an end to it without hesitation.
Way past it. Not someone we need for rebuilding anyway.
Johansson or Dracarys
Am I stupid? You're the guy that was trying to make out Pep is only good because he's backed by money and arguing against him being one of the best, whilst waffling on about the unprecedented issues that Ten Hag has had to deal with. This was when it was mentioned that many posters considered Ten Hag in that bracket at one point. If you can be arsed then go back and read the thread, people were even laughing at the fact it was even up for debate.
You'd get little support from anyone worth their salt in the football world with your arguments. You waded in when I made a point about people putting ETH in the same bracket as Pep, trying to argue that Pep is only good because of the money he's had. Obviously your argument got pulled apart in the end, and you did start claiming Ten Hag has had issues to deal with in the same argument. So it was clearly construed as you trying to argue the point by not just myself, though I suspect you've got your tail between your legs now and realise how daft you sounded.
When somebody makes a point about posters previously thinking that Ten Hag was in the same bracket as Pep, and other posters start trying to claim Pep isn't that great and Ten Hag is struggling because of issues he's had to deal with, in the same argument, and then persists over and over with that argument, then I can see what's up. He didn't have the nuts to say it but he and other posters clearly either still thought it, or were furious at being pointed out how wrong they were. Why anybody would start such a ridiculous argument otherwise just makes no sense.
But yeah, classic. Ha ha. Good one pal.
Man is still box office. 15 pages in few hours.
I think he was referring to Johansson and I didn't realize that until now.
Mike Keegan is a clown
Hell will freeze over sooner than INEOS hires Jose for United rebuild
Even for a bold speculation this is on another planet
Hell will freeze over sooner than INEOS hires Jose for United rebuild
Even for a bold speculation this is on another planet
United Hour podcast in 3 months:
Nik (Rood), Imran (Annihilate Now or later I'm not fussy) discussed the return of JoMo back to United during which he said he's going all in to make sure there's no cure to Pep baldness.
Nik (Rood), Imran (Annihilate Now or later I'm not fussy) discussed the return of JoMo back to United during which he said he's going all in to make sure there's no cure to Pep baldness.
No thanks. We dont want negative defensive football
We would need a proper defense for that.
And he was given plenty of money when he was here to build that still didn't pull up any trees .
Maybe your pisses are those long and satisfying ones but I remember Jose Mourinho stopping Gerrard's Liverpool from winning the league when they looked destined to win.
On that basis alone, he has a connection with us.
Not enough to give him another stint, mind.
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Maybe we could get him back as assistant to Ole 
Because of FFP we can't fill Jose's minimum requirememts, loads of money to spendMaybe we could get him back as assistant to Ole
Only way we will ever get a proper defense is if we clone Rio and Vidic.
If this cnut comes back, even as interim, the new regime will instantly lose all the goodwill they've already built up.
Good point.
In fairness, I would argue that this has happened during his previous reign, as evidenced by the clubs he had to join afterwards and what United have won since.
Lack of deadline transfer activity = clickbait nonsense
Reigning in our spend and wages doesn’t go hand in hand with Jose who likes to spend.
Here’s me saying exactly why I was discussing Pep in an ETH thread. Absolutely nothing to do with comparing their abilities on any level.
Gotta be honest, there is a part of me impressed how comitted to you are to this horseh*t.
I can’t really pick apart this sort of fantasy thinking. You keep being you, just maybe find somebody else to make up lies about, I’m not really looking for that kind of connection with anybody at this time.
Is there any remotely legit source saying this?
He is an incredibly toxic personality who deliberately sabotages the club and players when he doesn't get things his own way. That by itself should immediately invalidate him in everyone's eyes, and it amazes me there are some who want him back. His shit playstyle that is pretty much the opposite of every club in the world that is having consistent success over the last decade, and the fact he's having to continue to drop further down the 'pecking order' of clubs (and continuing to fail there) makes it even worse.
I'm sure he'd happily come back if we offered him the job since no top team in the world will touch him with a 10 foot pole anymore. But thankfully we obviously won't offer it to him.
He is an incredibly toxic personality who deliberately sabotages the club and players when he doesn't get things his own way. That by itself should immediately invalidate him in everyone's eyes, and it amazes me there are some who want him back. His shit playstyle that is pretty much the opposite of every club in the world that is having consistent success over the last decade, and the fact he's having to continue to drop further down the 'pecking order' of clubs (and continuing to fail there) makes it even worse.
I'm sure he'd happily come back if we offered him the job since no top team in the world will touch him with a 10 foot pole anymore. But thankfully we obviously won't offer it to him.
100% spot on, horrible toxic manager. Some posters amaze me. His signings were almost as bad as ETH. Basic football and tended towards Ole style low block even against poor teams.
This is like a late night text from a toxic ex boyfriend saying "Still up??"
The sheer number of people claiming...
It will be different this time....
You don't know him like I do....
He's a changed person now....
I remember the good times....
I can change him / it will be better this time...
I think our fanbase needs counselling - we're traumatised!
The sheer number of people claiming...
It will be different this time....
You don't know him like I do....
He's a changed person now....
I remember the good times....
I can change him / it will be better this time...
I think our fanbase needs counselling - we're traumatised!
I'd take Frank de Boer instead of him.
I vividly remember moping by way back to the tram stop after a dismal performance under Jose and an old United fan, I would say in his 70's or 80's, was spilling an expletive laden rant... he finished by saying out loudly that if he owned a gun, he'd have shot Mourinho. Any mention of him and United now, and the whole scene just flashes before my eyes.
2014, after we had won the league was the best time to get him. He still had charisma and was a force to be reckoned with.
Going back to his time here, that third season was horrible, and it was time to go. But interestingly, it seems this is where our issues with player discipline and power began to be problematic.
Quite a few of those players linked to the unrest are still here, too.
But this is a garbage report. He's completely washed as a manager, toxic and frankly should consider punditry or retirement.
Going back to his time here, that third season was horrible, and it was time to go. But interestingly, it seems this is where our issues with player discipline and power began to be problematic.
Quite a few of those players linked to the unrest are still here, too.
But this is a garbage report. He's completely washed as a manager, toxic and frankly should consider punditry or retirement.
Sacking ETH for Jose would be peak United.
I kinda want it to happen...
I kinda want it to happen...
It is final. You play for the win. He detected that they can't deal with our height and strength and used it. Ajax was attacking team that year and praised for their performances. Well, they were nowhere seen against us in that game. That final was one way game from minute one. Without stress or panic.
Having issues about performances prior to that final is perfectly valid but to criticize that final is strange.