I can picture it now.
Ole: "Juan, can you follow me? I need to show you something outside."
Mata: "We work hard. Commitment. Spirit."
Ole: "That's it, just through this door."
Mata: "Si senor, work ethic. What it means to play for Manchester."
Ole: "Okay Juan, okay. We're almost there."
Mata: "We regroup, senor. We strong."
Ole has led Mata out the back door at Old Trafford, beside some old trolleys and dumpsters. He points at the ground behind Mata.
Ole: "Look Juan, a PR opportunity to come across as a nice guy!"
Mata, turning around to see, turns his back to Ole.
Solskjaer takes out a pistol and whispers "You've been a good lad..." and somberly shoots Mata in the back of the head.
Sigh.
"You've been the best lad....."