Poor ol' Dave. Looking for an ounce of compassion on a United forum. What an absolute weirdo.
Let's all laugh at Scousepool Ft. A bunch of complete miseries
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
Another excellent end to the season for the scousers. Every 5 years like clockwork they mount a serious challenge, and invariably then collapse the following season. You could almost write it into the boom bust cycle.
To give them some credit, most of the headlines are about how Liverpool lost the title rather than City won it. Must really irk the Berties that still nobody cares what they do.
To give them some credit, most of the headlines are about how Liverpool lost the title rather than City won it. Must really irk the Berties that still nobody cares what they do.
That's because we blew it against Tottenham and Messi imploded with Barca. I can guarantee talk will be all about City if we had beaten Tottenham and Liverpool had lost to Barca. If CL Final was City vs Barca. Nobody will be talking about Liverpool coming in 2nd.
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feck off Liverpool!
Harsh on VVD. It should've been Gerrard
Saw this on Twitter this morning:
If you kill yourself, that's called suicide.
If you kill someone else, that's called homicide.
If you don't win the league for 29 years, that's called merseyside.
If you kill yourself, that's called suicide.
If you kill someone else, that's called homicide.
If you don't win the league for 29 years, that's called merseyside.
And so many of you think this thread is embarrassing 
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/raw...20-18-19-edition.439296/page-54#post-24000881
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/raw...20-18-19-edition.439296/page-54#post-24000881
The gift that keeps on giving, for the past 29 years and counting.
They can, and they should. As we are laughing at them. let's laugh together (at each other).
People on here need to lighten the feck up! Yeah we’re shit but Liverpool finishes second after amassing 97 points
Silver lining of crap season is that pack of skip licking slum dwellers in tears! And to all those claiming they are only going to get better? You seriously think they can get more than 97 points next season? City will be stronger again, possibly aresnal and spurs as well, and there is always the tiny possibility we could be on the way back up. This was their golden chance and they blew it
People on here need to lighten the feck up! Yeah we’re shit but Liverpool finishes second after amassing 97 points
That is such a kicker - best ever points total and no trophyPeople on here need to lighten the feck up! Yeah we’re shit but Liverpool finishes second after amassing 97 points
They didn't win the league but they did win the Hearts & Minds Cup. Congratulations.
Well someone on the telly did claim they were everyone's second team.
Which is fitting really.
They never learn do they . My next door neighbour is a 70 year old scouse season ticket holder and he called here saturday morning to let me know he was off to stay with his brother to soak up the atmosphere in Liverpool and watch them win the title on Sunday . He is always coming out with Shankley quotes , well he will get one when I see him later , " first is first , second is nothing " . I can`t wait to see him .
I agree. So let's laugh. It was good to see after 5 years Ole finally got Cardiff playing some good football.
Edit: that was nicked from elsewhere obviously.
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I agree with the sentiment around 'we're crap, not really in a position to laugh at anyone', but then again on the other hand
Because when you boil it all down, we didn't win the PL and neither did they!
Because when you boil it all down, we didn't win the PL and neither did they!
I agree. So let's laugh. It was good to see after 5 years Ole finally got Cardiff playing some good football.
I agree. So let's laugh. It was good to see after 5 years Ole finally got Cardiff playing some good football.
Edit: that was nicked from elsewhere obviously.
a scouser nicking something... whatever next?
So was this.I agree. So let's laugh. It was good to see after 5 years Ole finally got Cardiff playing some good football.
Edit: that was nicked from elsewhere obviously.
Being a liverpool fan is like living in Josef Fritzel's cellar.
Every time you see a ray of light, you get fecked.
Every time you see a ray of light, you get fecked.
really enjoying the thought of this lad being so disappointed with not winning itTweet
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but the thing is they can always have faith in klopp to be challenging for the title again.
the have the manager and structure
direction is forwards --->> not - or <<---
Coming second and 2 cl finals in a row
he was only 1 point off city. it went to the wire as i predicted. if klopp can get by the summer without losing players
the have the manager and structure
direction is forwards --->> not - or <<---
Coming second and 2 cl finals in a row
he was only 1 point off city. it went to the wire as i predicted. if klopp can get by the summer without losing players
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Somebody pointed out on twitter that the last two times a club has been top at Christmas and failed to win the league are Liverpool this year and ten years ago. Which sounds awful from Liverpool, until you look at the post-Christmas form of their title rivals in each season:
08/09:
18/19
At which point you realise it's not awful, they just got done in by arguably the two greatest runs of form in PL history. Both this year's Liverpool side and the one from ten years are probably in the top ten teams the PL has seen, and neither won the title.
Which is, I'd argue, pretty fecking funny (As long as we don't give any thought to comparing that United side to the current one, of course).
08/09:
18/19
At which point you realise it's not awful, they just got done in by arguably the two greatest runs of form in PL history. Both this year's Liverpool side and the one from ten years are probably in the top ten teams the PL has seen, and neither won the title.
Which is, I'd argue, pretty fecking funny (As long as we don't give any thought to comparing that United side to the current one, of course).
No, they've done it thrice actually. They do it every 5 years to be precise. 2008-09 , 2013-14 and then 2018-19Somebody pointed out on twitter that the last two times a club has been top at Christmas and failed to win the league are Liverpool this year and ten years ago. Which sounds awful from Liverpool, until you look at the post-Christmas form of their title rivals in each season:
08/09:
18/19
At which point you realise it's not awful, they just got done in by arguably the two greatest runs of form in PL history. Both this year's Liverpool side and the one from ten years are probably in the top ten teams the PL has seen, and neither won the title.
Which is, I'd argue, pretty fecking funny (As long as we don't give any thought to comparing that United side to the current one, of course).
Laugh at them ??? Wish we were so "laughable"!
They are, you just need to dig deep in your heart and you'll find it.
Could be worse. We're shit and they won.
brilliant, and also shiteGod there's some miserable sods on here. You don't have to be 'good' yourself to laugh at your rival's misery.
I don't subscribe too much to the tribal aspects of football but still enjoy an Arsenal slip or meltdown, regardless of how shit Tottenham may happen to be. Lighten up a bit.
I don't subscribe too much to the tribal aspects of football but still enjoy an Arsenal slip or meltdown, regardless of how shit Tottenham may happen to be. Lighten up a bit.
Their defensive record is fecking insane in that run-in. After they defeated us at the Etihad, they won 16 of their 17 remaining games and kept 12 clean sheets in those 16 losses. Crazy.Somebody pointed out on twitter that the last two times a club has been top at Christmas and failed to win the league are Liverpool this year and ten years ago. Which sounds awful from Liverpool, until you look at the post-Christmas form of their title rivals in each season:
08/09:
18/19
At which point you realise it's not awful, they just got done in by arguably the two greatest runs of form in PL history. Both this year's Liverpool side and the one from ten years are probably in the top ten teams the PL has seen, and neither won the title.
Which is, I'd argue, pretty fecking funny (As long as we don't give any thought to comparing that United side to the current one, of course).
It's ok, we are laughing at Man Utd too.
Poor bloke hasn't witnessed a Pool title in his lifetime
So are we, if we didn't we'd cry.