[Earthquake]

Excruciating pains gone as soon as the ball is out of play, what a shocker.

Got to be impressed with the modern athlete being able to walk off having half their head cleaved off.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Really can't get the confidence in lukaku to put those big chances away when they matter.

 

[Sandyman]

Poor half. Would help if our players would try to dribble rather than shitting their pants every time they see a red Liverpool player in their vicinity.

 

[diarm]

Feck off Gary Neville. That is totally irresponsible commentating. Making a drama out of absolutely fecking nothing.

He has a huge audience here and should be held accountable for that sort of shit.

 

[Red Dreams]

giving them far too much respect.

 

[freeurmind]

Lukaku's been a naughty boy there. May be a ban.

 

[RedTillI'mDead]

Shut up Neville. It was accidental

Exactly this! Neville too often tries to play the neutral and ends up going too far the other way.

Why draw attention to something minor and accidental. Never an intentional hit there

 

[SkeppyRed]

Nothing in that ffs. Just another typical scouse victim with no shame.

 

[InfiniteBoredom]

draw after this half is a fair result. Quite even game, Pool had more chances but only one clear cut chance a piece.

 

[Anustart89]

Shame about the Lukaku chance, should've gone near post.

 

[AltiUn]

I call it being outplayed.

Thankfully no one gives a toss what you think.

 

[Baxter]

What's Neville's problem with Lukaku? Spent all game criticising him.

 

[ivaldo]

It's almost like Lukaku does not care that he's in my fantasy team.

There's such a disconnect from the modern football and us fans.

 

[Dobba]

Lukaku's been a naughty boy there. May be a ban.

Alright Nev?

 

[Klopper76]

Not bad from us, United too focused on stopping us at the moment. There’s gaps to exploit in our back line.

How are you lot feeling so far?

 

[jojojo]

I enjoyed that. I probably shouldn't have done. But it's a proper match.

 

[Zoo]

Gary Neville is an embarrassment

 

[MThomas]

Lukaku's been a naughty boy there. May be a ban.

He did feck all wrong, he had his back turned to Lovren and it was nothing but an accident.

 

[gbgary]

the diving is ridiculous.

 

[Baby Groot]

Guys you are all getting it wrong, it was intentional by the Liverpool player to look like injured.

 

[Prodigy24]

Really should have scored there, huge chance! Lovren rolling around like a little bitch was hilarious, what a soft cnut.

 

[Amar__]

That was excellent attack, Lukaku should have scored.

 

[Needham]

That half was like a terrible failed attempt at onanism when you knew you would fail in advance.

 

[Reynoldo]

He should have went near side

 

[Utdstar01]

Lovren probably trying to get a player sent off. Bunch of cnuts the lot of them, rolling around all fecking game.

 

[Anustart89]

Got to be impressed with the modern athlete being able to walk off having half their head cleaved off.

Such a brave man. Should get a Nobel Prize.

 

[iam_kramer]

Lukaku had to go near post there, massive space slot it in, not much time to think mind.

 

[kouroux]

Lukaku shot it too straight at the keeper.

 

[shabadu84]

An expected first half. DDG is so good, it's hard to believe

 

[TsuWave]

Lukaku's been a naughty boy there. May be a ban.

he didn't do anything

 

[VP89]

Started well and faded. Lukaku has been shite.

 

[MThomas]

Horrible finish by Lukaku for that chance...We need to push forward more

 

[Tom Van Persie]

De Gea is unbelievable.

 

[Beachryan]

Generally speaking our defensive shape has been good - but that's because we're essentially playing with only Lukaku forward.

Two or three early crosses and he was literally the only man in the box, with about 4 defenders.

I understand big games and that Jose has a good track record (before us) of negating things, but we're better than this.

 

[Shark]

Neville is a fecking tool.

 

[Sammyjunn]

I love Mourinho but please let this not be the type of football we want to play in all big matches. Hoping for a better 2nd half.

 

[Irrational.]

Not a great half in terms of watchability, but whoever was expecting an open end-to-end game of clear cut chances was deluding themselves.

 

[Kostur]

Neville trying to milk the Lukaku and Lovren situation is fecking hilarious.

 

[AgentP]

So both teams had one clear chance to score and both missed. Liverpool better overall but didn't split us open either. All to play for in the 2nd half.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Once we wake up, in the 2nd half, and score, these will fold.

Notwithstanding I missed the Crystal Palace game, this is the worst team we've played all season.

 

[Kapardin]

Not a bad half for all the moaning. You can't expect a Juanfield like domination every time this fixture comes up.

We defended well even if our attack was a bit wank. Improve our guile in the final third and we will win this 1-0.