Set in South Africa. It'll be great watching all the drama unfold when they contract malaria.
Television Love Island 2019
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Depends...if its somewhere cold then yeah no one wants to see them all wrapped up. If its Australia then game on, get to see more eye candy when there is otherwise not much to see in Jan.
Yeah i think over saturation will kill the show, although it is probably past its peak already.
Wouldn't be against the villa being in the middle of a wildlife park and giving Anna a second chance of finding love.
What an episode last night!
Jordan has been a bit of a weapon here. Classic case of wanting to have your cake and eat it. Could have just binned off Anna, cracked on with India - but he wanted to find out first if it was worth it.
India friend zoned him, Anna caught him out. Take the L.
I couldn't handle Anna the way she talks, it says something when Jordan is completely in the wrong and yet Anna shouting still seems like a dickhead. Don't even get my started on Curtis that snake.
Jordan has been a bit of a weapon here. Classic case of wanting to have your cake and eat it. Could have just binned off Anna, cracked on with India - but he wanted to find out first if it was worth it.
India friend zoned him, Anna caught him out. Take the L.
I couldn't handle Anna the way she talks, it says something when Jordan is completely in the wrong and yet Anna shouting still seems like a dickhead. Don't even get my started on Curtis that snake.
They should drop Jordan Curtis Maura and Anna through a trapdoor where they fight to the death. Then the winner gets yeeted into the ocean.
Even when Anna is right she manages to be an annoying twunt.
Jordan's a prick, mind.
Jordan's a prick, mind.
She’s one of the most hateful people I’ve ever seen in my life
She is such a despicable cnut.
Seeeeeeeeee ya
Molly's face when she started crying then 
Thank god Harley and her top lip is going. Ugh
Shame Chris has gone
Chris is the only one i’ll miss. Finally Anna got the boot.
Anna got super lucky that Jordan made himself to be a tit so she can ride the sympathy train for a while. Outside of that, she has to be one of the most hated Love Island contestants.
Jog on Anna you cnut
Yeah I like Chris, he should've been an original member
I’ll miss Chris though he’s jokes
Also liked Chris, really likeable guy
Watching tonight's episode now. Half way through.
Only Anna could come off this situation still looking like a nob.
Only Anna could come off this situation still looking like a nob.
Jordan and Anna were well matched in the end. Awful, awful people.
Laughed out loud when Anna was saying "girls like me dont come around often". Talking about a guy who's had 100 one nighters, and it's a fair bet most of them would have been a big upgrade on her.
Laughed out loud when Anna was saying "girls like me dont come around often". Talking about a guy who's had 100 one nighters, and it's a fair bet most of them would have been a big upgrade on her.
Definitely, him and Ovie should've come in much sooner.
Yeah as if a man that has had 100 one nighters is gonna end up settling down with Anna. Not in a million years. The most obvious couple that wouldn’t end well.
I'm sorry. I don't want to speak badly about people in their situation.
But even till her very end, she just comes across as an annoying gobshite cnut who you wouldn't piss on if she were on fire. Her lack of self awareness is actually outstanding.
But even till her very end, she just comes across as an annoying gobshite cnut who you wouldn't piss on if she were on fire. Her lack of self awareness is actually outstanding.
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At least Jordan was the only lad there who understands the bro code...
Lesson 1...don't talk shit to girls that paints any other lad in a bad light. As demonstrated with Curtis it can only backfire.
Tommy has snaked constantly and wondered why Jordan didn't want to speak to him about India! Guy is a megaphone!
Curtis is just a gossip.
Anton tried to act high and mighty tonight, but he was slipping digits himself!
More snakes than a reptile zoo!
Chris tonight is a big loss. Decent blole, hilarious. Going to be boring leading to the end.
Maura has joined the noisy bitch society. Amber is just noise. I'm sure they will moan plenty together.
Mollie is just counting down till the £50k!
India is only girl left who seems alright and partnered with Ovie they could win it! I'd much rather them than snaky Tommy and his cling-on!
For someone who doesn't like to speak bad about someone, you straight up go all out when you do! Ha ha, burn bitch burn
How do you come off looking that bad when youre quite clearly in the right? How?!?For someone who doesn't like to speak bad about someone, you straight up go all out when you do! Ha ha, burn bitch burn
I remember last week whoever was controling her insta account essentially apologised for her behaviour. Even her friends and family know she's a cnut. Jesus.
Anywho, that's enough hate from me.
She proved what a cnut she was with the bye bye bye. Wasn't even her fight.
They will need to put her on suicide watch, because there is no way she doesn't see some serious and deserved negativity aimed at her. She is spiteful, aggressive, attention seeking bully and hypocrite who thinks she is way better then she is. Over privileged dickhead who only made it on love island to balance out the body sizes! Token fat arse!
I'm glad she got pied, she deserves it.
You forgot wannabe ghetto rat.
You mean the same bloke who told Anna about what the fella (forgot his name, the bloke who said "lets see if she's all talk" about Maura) told him in confidence.
I love how many sensible posters watch this stuff
Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.
Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.
Dont do it.
Be quick.. It finishes Monday!I love how many sensible posters watch this stuff
Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.
I think we have a Dutch/Belgian version here, that's still on going. I'm sure the wife won't mind watching it, since all she watches is fecking drivel. Well, that and endless football matches, because I make her.
I watch it because I love literal trash tv for entertainment purposes & the memes.I love how many sensible posters watch this stuff
Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.
I'm not sure why most of these other guys watch it, they complain about it & the people on it almost every day
Yeah, my wife's the same. Some of the shows she watches are just so horrible. At the moment she's watching a show called "The Spanish village Polopos" in which 5 families are tasked with rebuilding the village and attracting tourists to go there. Obviously they fight over everything and most of the show is them bad mouthing the others in to the camera. It makes my blood boil just watching it, but somehow it's also a good way to relieve stress.I watch it because I love literal trash tv for entertainment purposes & the memes.
I'm not sure why most of these other guys watch it, they complain about it & the people on it almost every day
I love a good hate-in.
Jordan's excuses make me laugh
The way he's like "it's just a conversation, it's not cheating". Jordan let's be honest, if India said oh I like you dump Anna and let's snog right now he would have done it 100%.
He was dangling out his rod to see if he had a better option before losing what he already had.
I really hope he was told to act that way by the producers as you'd have to be thick as fcuk to do that with 1 week left
The way he's like "it's just a conversation, it's not cheating". Jordan let's be honest, if India said oh I like you dump Anna and let's snog right now he would have done it 100%.
He was dangling out his rod to see if he had a better option before losing what he already had.
I really hope he was told to act that way by the producers as you'd have to be thick as fcuk to do that with 1 week left
It's the perfect stress reliever for me, I usually spend my day in countless meetings and reading & writing endless pages of contracts - so Love Island is the perfect antidote.
It reminds me of shows like the Office & Parks & Rec, but somehow it's actually real life & it's even more ridiculous
I love it
It's like a more entertaining version of Big Brother.I love how many sensible posters watch this stuff
Guess I'll have to give it a try too, being the extremely sensible dude I am.
Nothing brings UK twitter together quite like an episode of Love Island