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Television Love Island 2019
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Maura reported to ofcom for pressuring curtis into sense.
Thought that went unnoticed just because it was a female to male.
Would have been uproar if it was the other way round.
Thought that went unnoticed just because it was a female to male.
Would have been uproar if it was the other way round.
Anna being dumped is magnificent. She's a horror cnut.
Not being sexist or that, but the men are on the whole much better people than the girls. Might be the worst group of girls personality wise ever.
Thing is they only did the test to the guys last year and not the girls. Now they stopped it all together because of Jeremy Kyle.
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Better looking collectively maybe, but not better people. On the whole they're just as much a bunch of self obsessed immature twats as the girls.
Chris, Ovie and Greg are good guys, the rest were/are slimey cnuts. Tommy is fine as well but only by virtue of being as thick as an amateur boxer.
Yeah the conversation the girls had last night saying "I'd have kicked him out of the bed if he did that to me, and I have needs etc" be uproar had the boys been talking like that. Their language is worse than the boys too. Molly-Mae & Maura can't go a sentence without swearing at times.
These dimwits aren't taking this vote in the spirit of the game. You vote off the the most likely to win you daft planks. Perfect chance to get rid of Molly.
Hope it's Anton and Belle out.
Mad isn't it? If they were American, Molly-Mae and Tommy would be gone.
Can't believe you watch this stain on the nation. I'd rather vote Brexit.
Ffs Ovie, banging on about reptilians with apparent sincerity.
Was surprised to see one of these Love Island types is booked for panto or something at my local theatre.
Before he'd even come out of the show.
Bizarre. Must have gambled he'd be a star draw and not one of the chumps out early knockings no one remembers.
Before he'd even come out of the show.
Bizarre. Must have gambled he'd be a star draw and not one of the chumps out early knockings no one remembers.
What's Ovie on about. The Queen is a reptilian and there's pics of Elvis before he was born. 
Curtis dad meets Moura: "to be sure to be sure"
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All my faves in the final, Amber & Greg to win! 
It's nice to know he's not completely perfect isn't it! conspiracy theory nutcaseWhat's Ovie on about. The Queen is a reptilian and there's pics of Elvis before he was born.
I want Maura to win but Curtis is such a sociopathic cnut that it cancels her out, so Ovie FTW.
I voted Ovie and India. Not even watched the past few episodes and by the sounds of it Ive missed nothing.
I think Greg and Amber might win by virtue of both being popular. Greg is a nice guy while Amber will have the sympathy vote I feel after what happened with Michael.
I think Maura and Ovie are both carrying their couples too much, and Tommy/Molly is too dull.
I think Maura and Ovie are both carrying their couples too much, and Tommy/Molly is too dull.
The best thing about Love Island is clearly the music. Some incredible song choices.
Shows turned to shite. Unwatchable at the moment.
Yurp got dull this week.
I fear Amber and Greg will win tonight. And id give them a month on the outside.
Agree the final is continuing on that theme
No idea who I want to win, would be intrigued to see someone steal the money. Curtis is the only one I dont want to win, however Maura has made the show interesting.
I cant make India out, if she is genuine I'd put them to be the ones who last on the outside
I've never been a fan of Amber so neutral on her and Greg she seems quite meak now Anna is gone
Tommy is great and I'm one of the few who doesn't think she is game playing so would be up for them winning probably the most
Who on earth would get tickets just to go and sit in the garden and go woo on command?!
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Solidly take that back, bloody hell maura
Solidly take that back, bloody hell maura
Those oohs from the crowd you cant even see as they walk out in their dresses 
Oh for feck sake this shit is on until 22:40 tonight.
If they run all the slow motion shots at normal speed it could be over by 21:30.
If they run all the slow motion shots at normal speed it could be over by 21:30.
We haven't even had a dumping yet
I had forgotten they do all this cringy formal night on a cruise ship speech shite.
It's so weird seeing India in this, feel like I've known her longer than all the others. Pretty sure I've come across one or two papers over the years and seen her tits.
It's so weird seeing India in this, feel like I've known her longer than all the others. Pretty sure I've come across one or two papers over the years and seen her tits.
Awww that's cut....oh.
Crocodile.
Oh get on with it
I was just about to type.. watch them do this salmon jump in their clothes.. beat me to it.
How long ago was the ball and speeches filmed? I know Majorca is an hour ahead but it was dark when they came out in their dresses then it looked like they were eating they jumped in the pool now they've changed and are dry and made up again? Was this all done today?
Am I old what is this salmon jump I've seen them doing it on here have they "invented" it or something?
Am I old what is this salmon jump I've seen them doing it on here have they "invented" it or something?
Tommy may as well have a teleprompter in front of him.
Still 8 minutes to go then they presume need to check the vote count
Gone and made a coffee and they're still on the recap
Horrific finale
Literally a shite end to a solid season overall. Was worried it be even worse than season 4 which was okay at best.