Glad someone had the balls to open this thread.. Marcel is the nicest guy in the world and has somehow banged 300 plus girls. Phenomenal.
Television Love Island
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Girlfriend is obsessed with it. Camilla is clearly the hottest one there. Jess was her only competition but her personality blew that.
This show is a joke. The only reason I even know this drivel exists is because fecking ITV cannot keep it's programm straight so Family Guy who is set to begin at 10 p.m. only starts around 20 minutes later. What's the obsession with all those relationship drama soaps. "Oh no he did this, he did that, let me talk about it with everybody except the person it concerns to straighten things up"...grow the feck up! It's fake anyway.
Sorry people, frustrating morning.
Sorry people, frustrating morning.
More ripped than me. I have the upper body strength of a 10 year old.In what world is Jonny ripped?
Mate you'd have 5 posts left.
Just cus you're a scrawn doesn't make him ripped lol. He has a dad bod.
It's also crazy how he is only 26. Looks about 36.
I'd much sooner watch this than that family guy crap, hell I'd even watch big brother sooner.
Is this a reboot? I seem to remember a similar show about 10 years ago.
Marcel and Gabby for the win.
Yeah that had George Best's son in it and Rebecca Loos (the girl Beckham cheated with). And Lee Sharpe!
I realised in work this morning that I could accurately predict who watches this program based on whether I think they're a fecking idiot or not.
It's all I hear about on facebook and at work. My Mrs refuses to watch these shows but I kinda feel like I want to watch it now 
So who's your favourite couple then?
Amazing television.
Amber is such a gobby sh1t stirrer.
Yeah that was it. She was tasty back in the day.
Okay, so one of my first posts since becoming a full member, says a lot about me. But Chris is hilarious, Marcel, what a guy, he is someone you'd want to be friend with, so loyal. And agree with the posters that Montana and Camilla are the most attractive - taking into consideration looks and personality - oddly the ones with the least luck with any sort of relationship.
Edit - just to say the only reason I started watching was because of my Mrs
Edit - just to say the only reason I started watching was because of my Mrs
Probably because they're not an easy shag which is quite evident with Johnny and camilla, only Marcel seems to know it's not all about the sex and they're getting on the best.
Undoubtedly the reason. Wth regards to Marcel I think he has had enough sex for 10 lifetimes 300+ girls?
Yeah, yet he's the nicest bloke , sort of answered my own question there.
, sort of answered my own question there.Are you the same Javi who got dumped first from the island last year?
It's fine mate, just let it go.
No, and don't ever imply it again or I'll sue you.Are you the same Javi who got dumped first from the island last year?
It's fine mate, just let it go.
No, and don't ever imply it again or I'll sue you.
I've known the one on the far right nearly all my life, he's actually a tidy guy. Thick as shit and loves himself too much but sound.
Worra bunch of bozos. The one in pink looks like somebody stuck Karren Brady's head on her shoulders.
Tell him he's got a shit tattoo.
I have. Many people have
No.
This is one of those rare threads that is actually deserving of ridicule. You're a bunch of grown adult men, discussing Love Island.
This thread sounds like a conversation between the bitchy admin women in a workplace, just before they all revert back to doing their nails for 3 hours and slagging off anyone who doesn't pay attention to them enough.
Oh get over yourself love, OMG
Why do people keep asking if I've been watching this shit? Like, normal, sane people.
Cause it's the best crap tv out there!
The show is scripted, right?
I don't think anyone would leave a woman like Camilla in real life. She's amazing.
I don't think anyone would leave a woman like Camilla in real life. She's amazing.
Better than Blind Date?
Definitely. The tits and arses are much better.
Camilla is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty. Lolz.
I started watching this because of this thread. Figured there was something more to it than it being your run-of-the-mill trash reality show and it kind of is because of the sheer high bar of attractiveness. I'm only a few episodes in but I'm genuinally surprised that the contestants all sem like decent people. "Playing" is part of the show so I don't hold that against them anymore than liers and backstabbers on Survivor but maybe they've just fooled me so far.
Obviously the female bodies on show keep you glued but it helps that the people mean well.
That Camilla seems like she should marry into the Royal family.
Obviously the female bodies on show keep you glued but it helps that the people mean well.
That Camilla seems like she should marry into the Royal family.
It's because she hasn't put out within twenty seconds like the other lass will probably do.
As a manly man of 4000000 years, I still can't believe that you people are watching this etc etc, while my Poldark Colouring Book thread lies forlorn and neglected. Bloody Facebook, belfies, fidget spinners, and so on.
Signed,
Steve K
Signed,
Steve K
Well ignore the thread and go comment on other, testosterone filled, high speed car chase, all guns blazing, bearded, deep-voiced, I-leave-the-seat-up threads.
Not our problem you can't embrace shit TV.
They did ask Camilla about a rumour that she'd dated one of the princes(the older one I guess) and she said a lady never tells.