Also because she comes across as boring as feck and incapable of holding a conversation at times. And of course anyway, these guys are becoming famous and are trying to catch up to Marcel, not get married in their early-mid 20s.
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She got off with Prince Harry. She's a friend of a friend of mine - went to school with her. Apparently used to be a bit of a shlaaag but they lost touch age 20 or so, apparently this coyness seems very fake unless she's drastically changed.
Distinct lack of pics in this thread 
Just looked up that Camilla everyone has been banging on about, bang average...
Just looked up that Camilla everyone has been banging on about, bang average...
I looked her up yesterday after reading this thread and she didn't look anything special.Distinct lack of pics in this thread
Just looked up that Camilla everyone has been banging on about, bang average...
Distinct lack of pics in this thread
Just looked up that Camilla everyone has been banging on about, bang average...
Lets see how above average you are, post up your pics.
Exactly, just a girl, a bit thick set but not fat, 6-7/10.
Marcel is dreamy
What's that got to do with it?
If you happen to like buck teeth.Marcel is dreamy
Trust me women drop their knickers at the sign of a minor celebrity.
At an old company I worked for we had a football tournament in Birmingham and ended up at the same hotel as a bunch of the 'celebs' playing in the celeb world cup. It had a load of people from Hollyoaks, Goldy Looking Chain, Amir Khan brother, fake sven, a guy from apprentice, the miss world's were all there, Lee Sharpe . Anyway I ended up coming back from night out and drinking with them till 5am, there were like 3 hanging on girls per guy. They literally could pick who they wanted.
I said to one of the Hollyoaks guys, did you have a good night, get all three and he said nah just one, but she was a bit weird, saying to him you can put it where you want just not my arse and basically acting like she's just going through the motions.
Anyway back on topic, Love Island is brilliant surprisingly. Same story as most, didn't really know anything about program, missus got me watching and it's been brilliant. Up there with Big Brother 5 with VIC in the VIP and cowboy Stu and the rest. That year was jokes.
But yeah so much jokes on Love Island. First couple of weeks fell like the ultimate script. All kinds of switching going on.
Nothing, I just feel like being as judgmental.What's that got to do with it?
Try the SFW thread. Also, the pics in their are of significantly more attractive girls.
Can't wait for Marcel to get his Knighthood once he leaves the villa.
They had a similar series I believe to this in the US, Temptation Island - if there's no drama, no ratings
legendary series!!
My averageness won't change hers.
Simon played it awfully. Not even getting a feel of Montana's arse before he tries for Amber of all girls.
And Johnny is now public enemy number 1 on Twitter, him and Tyla are off as soon as the public gets a chance.
The twist tonight should put some real life in the show. Lots of new paper to be Amber and Olivia's type.
And Johnny is now public enemy number 1 on Twitter, him and Tyla are off as soon as the public gets a chance.
The twist tonight should put some real life in the show. Lots of new paper to be Amber and Olivia's type.
I was waiting for your input, she's bloody mint, thick set?Distinct lack of pics in this thread
Just looked up that Camilla everyone has been banging on about, bang average...
With a hole?I was waiting for your input, she's bloody mint, thick set?
Or 3
Don't see the attraction with Amber at all. She is average and is a slaggg. Plus she is the type that would just try and headfeck you all the time, Couldn't deal with that.
Montana would definetly be the one i'd be after if I was on the Island (and didn't have a fiancee at home
).Its Lee Sharpe in fairness Im not surprised
Anyway, my wife is watching this so kind of hard to avoid it, no time what so ever for the program. I was somewhat ok with it being on last year but no tolerance for it this year. Camilla (?) seems like the only nice/real person in there (begging the question why is she actually there) and the rest are just pretend people. Annoys the feck out of me being on every night but hasn't quite reached Teen Mom status as regards programs I despise just yet. (she doesn't watch that while Im around/in the room anymore).
She admitted she had slept with 16 men, which was more than all the girls except Gabby, although doesn't take into account all the other girls lied!
Lets face it, none of them are ugly, but none of then particularly stand out either. 6s and 7s all round.
Divide by 3 is the old rule isn't it?
I think Montana has got a nice bod butterface.
Having a look now, quite a lot of mutton dressed as lamb.
All the blokes look the same.
They all talk drivel.
Love Island is temporary, SteveJ is permanent
Yo this man just said she is going to take her wedge off and put it in the hummus!
Kem and Chris
An hour was way too short for that episode.
An hour was way too short for that episode.
Kem And Chris are brilliant.
That fella with the awful tattoos going after Camilla apparently left 3 kids and a fiance at home according to Twitter.
That fella with the awful tattoos going after Camilla apparently left 3 kids and a fiance at home according to Twitter
.Kem and Chris slipping into some grime was hilarious.
Not sure why they put in so many blondes when most of those guys prefer brunettes.
Not sure why they put in so many blondes when most of those guys prefer brunettes.
Don't they have the contestants lined up early. Probably expected a few of the newbies to stay which apart from Chris, Jonny and recently Tyla hasn't happened.
Seems like all the girls are going to stay faithful so far which is boring as feck.
Also don't think Chris, Dom or Jonny will have a crack at the new birds which would have shook things up a bit.
Kem, Camilla and Montana seem like the only ones who will move forward with any of them.
what a show, love it
And gossip is never wildly inaccurate. It's not easy being fake 24/7 around numerous people and cameras. Something has got to give.
Is this supposed to be the UK's version of Bachelor in Paradise?
Yeah, me too!
Yes, Montana got her hole.
Also just noticed my tagline. Always hoped for something cooler, but I'll take it...at least its true. Thanks to whoever.
Wasn't as great today. Everyone was all loved up.