Made-up XIs

[Sjarkus]

The Riise and Phil of Giggsy Stamdust and the Sneijders from Overmars

Side Juan Sebastian Veron

1. (Houllier’s) Five Years (Plan)
2. Sol Ndlovu
3. Roonage Daleydream
4. Hamann
5. It Ain’t DaMarcus Beasley

Side Etuhu

1. Lady Boothroyd Stamdust
2. Stam
3. Hangloma on to Ureself
4. Giggsy Stamdust
5. Sufrageto’o City
6. Roque and Ruel Suicider Gudjonsen


Hunky Midory

Side Juan Sebastian Veron

1. (No less than eight) Changes (from the Carling Cup side that lost to Luton)
2. Oh Ewell Pretty Frings
3. Eto’o Linesman Poom
4. Life on Overmars
5. Garth Kooks

Side Etuhu

1. Quick Ebbe Sand
2. Phil Neville Ure Hearts
3. Andy Warhurst
4. Rigobert Song for Babb Dylandon Donovan
5. Wayne Bridge
6. The Bewlay Bonds Brothers

Singles

Cash is to Ashley
Destitute Begooners

Fecking hilarious.

Houllier's five year plan.

 

[Grinner]

Rolling Stones XI

Paint It Kingsley Black
You Can't Samways Get What You Want
Wild Ruuds
Little Red Schuster
Tumbling Drogba
Gimme Shilton
Beast Deon Burton
Not Faye-d Away
Midtitus Brambler
Sweet Brett Angel
Get Off Micah-Loud

 

[Anna_Livia]

Get Yer Ya-Ya Toure's Out! - The Brolin Woans, Live!

1. Jumping Black Fash
2. Carroll
3. Stray Advocaat Blues
4. Ndlovu in Wayne
5. ZatKnight Brambler
6. Latapy for the Neville
7. Live Withe Mee
8. Liddle McQueenie
9. Donkey Tonks Schumann
10. Pleat Whyteing Mahon

 

[sincher]

Steed Malbra-a-a-a-anque, Key, Vonk, Hamann!
Wome, Wome, Wome, Malbranque, Key, Vonk, Keith Curles.

 

[sincher]

I can't get no
Matthias Jonsson

 

[Donaldo]

Iiiiiii Knowles its only Cock and Jol but I like it

 

[Big Andy]

Sympathy For The Neville
Rooney Tuesday
Start Me Upson
Wes Brown Sugar
Honky Vonk Women

 

[Donaldo]

2000 Dwight Shearers From Home

 

[Big Andy]

Porno XI

Debbie Does Gallas
Sheva Ryans Privates
Cumshota Arveladze
Jenas Jamesons Bukkaka Fest
Gangbangloma
Gilberto Silva Saint
Cech Schoolgirl Sluts 3
Beverley Hills Cock Jol

 

[Grinner]

starring

Wagner Lovelace
Marilian Chamberlain
Linzidane Drew
La Cechiollina
ZoltanTera Patrice
Ron Jeremy Goss

 

[Grinner]

Beatles XI

Drive Micah
Norwegian Woan
Ali Dia in The Life
Gareth Barry Fields For Evra
Love Mido
Loveleroy Lita
Obi Nani, Obi Kaka
Spackman
Lady Maradona
Lucio in Heskey Withe Redmonds
Alf Inge USSHaa(land)

 

[Plechazunga]

Beatles XI

Been done I'm afraid mate

https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?p=1282411&highlight=beatles#post1282411

Love Mido
Loveleroy Lita
Spackman

those are absolute class mind



Debt Eleven

Student Woan
Chris Mortgage
David Borrows
Rufus Credit
The Nevra-Nevra
Gordon Bankrupt
Michael Reposessien
Gary Bailiff
Paul Gas-gone (structured off with knee injury)

They play for Buyout Leveragekusen

 

[Big Andy]

Debt Eleven

Student Woan
Chris Mortgage
David Borrows
Rufus Credit
The Nevra-Nevra
Gordon Bankrupt
Michael Reposessien
Gary Bailiff
Paul Gas-gone (structured off with knee injury)

They play for Buyout Leveragekusen

Shark Hughes
Ebbe 0800 2 15000
Marc Overdraft
Hakan sukur-ed Loan

 

[Plechazunga]

Marcello Liquidation Davis
Asseto'o Stripping
Debto

They've all fecked off from Buyout Leveragekusen now, and transferred to Prohibitive Rate of Interest Milan

 

[Plechazunga]

Things I Don't Really Understand XI

Kronkamputers
Deconomics
Jazzy Musek
Performancy Kamart
Why womenzo Schifo Seeman to Beckspect Sol much of Mido
The Greening of Life

 

[Big Andy]

Things I Don't Really Understand XI

Kronkamputers
Deconomics
Jazzy Musek
Performancy Kamart
Why womenzo Schifo Seeman to Beckspect Sol much of Mido
The Greening of Life

Why Bierhoff givens mido a hangovermars.

 

[Big Andy]

The phrase "Mendietas are from Overmars, wom-owen are from Jenas"

 

[Colly]

The drug problem at Newcastle under Souness - apparently Shearer Cort Bellamy Given Dyer Speed !!

 

[Plechazunga]

Forum Wars XI

Election Davis
Redknappublic
Paul “Gashout” Gascoigne
Howell Aoud Izzet Ure Clought?
Paul Murdererson
Spoony Zahavi
Slabberbatov
Weaste Dorigoing Totoschillacily Romental and Trevor fooking Evrathing Upsom forlan no Stephen appiarent Riisen
Steve Massbanaman
Diego Tristan
Norman Darkside
Jonathan Sadcase
Nicholas Benders
Andy Gimpey... hehehe

Manager: Arsene Vengeance
Chairman: Lionel Bickering
They play for FC Hajduk Split

 

[sincher]

Election Davis?

That's rubbish.

Maceo Rigterscale

 

[Grinner]

Pulp Fiction XI

Quinton Tarantini
Marcello Wallace
Pumpidokin & McMahon-ey Bonner
John De Wolf
"Bring out the Klimpl"
" A Joe Royle with Chiedozie"
"Mcmanaman! That is a Tainio Berger!"
"Zizous dead baby"
"A sign that says Dead Riggott Storey"
Ruel Fox Force Five
Jungle Boogers

 

[sincher]

I'm McCall A.Kerzhakov Hart, Piper-Hiddink Rumenigges, Houllier Jo to Burke on the Womes here Withe Alpay of Andy Myers Pander Tore Andre Flowtorch. You hear Mee Tal King, Tebily Boyd? I ain't Djourou Withe Mutu by Tony Adams Kuyt. I'm Ablett Mido Vela Onuoha Hasan Sas.

 

[Grinner]

I'm McCall A.Kerzhakov Hart, Piper-Hiddink Rumenigges, Houllier Jo to Burke on the Womes here Withe Alpay of Andy Myers Pander Tore Andre Flowtorch. You hear Mee Tal King, Tebily Boyd? I ain't Djourou Withe Mutu by Tony Adams Kuyt. I'm Ablett Mido Vela Onuoha Hasan Sas.

Nice!

 

[peterstorey]

Cap doff time

 

[Count Duckula]

I'm McCall A.Kerzhakov Hart, Piper-Hiddink Rumenigges, Houllier Jo to Burke on the Womes here Withe Alpay of Andy Myers Pander Tore Andre Flowtorch. You hear Mee Tal King, Tebily Boyd? I ain't Djourou Withe Mutu by Tony Adams Kuyt. I'm Ablett Mido Vela Onuoha Hasan Sas.

That's... amazing.

Best yet!

 

[Big Andy]

And Eyal Striker Downing Upson McGhee Withe great Venglos and furious Angloma those who Woods attempt to poison and Bryan Roy my Carruthers. And Euell Ono my name is the Law LeGuen I Lama Venglos Upson McGhee.

 

[Big Andy]

Didi Euell Scifo a Sign Saying "Dead Nigger Sturridge"?

 

[Big Andy]

"Mmmm, This Izzet a tasty Berger"

 

[sincher]

And Eyal Striker Downing Upson McGhee Withe great Venglos and furious Angloma those who Woods attempt to poison and Bryan Roy my Carruthers. And Euell Ono my name is the Law LeGuen I Lama Venglos Upson McGhee.

Blinding

 

[Big Andy]

"Frings out the Gimpey"
"Butt the Gimpey's sleeping"
"Well, I Guessien Ure gonna have Tugay wake him Upson now, won't Euell?"

 

[VP]

And Eyal Striker Downing Upson McGhee Withe great Venglos and furious Angloma those who Woods attempt to poison and Bryan Roy my Carruthers. And Euell Ono my name is the Law LeGuen I Lama Venglos Upson McGhee.

 

[Plechazunga]

There’s this Spasic Agathe McMenemised... Jerzy-Kewell Tweety-Faye Seba-Teemu:

"The Pato the Wrighty-Osman is Bassett on al-Sayeds by Deane-Higuitas of Vassell-Fish, Anders Kuranyi of Iversen. Brevett is E. Hughes, Inge Nayim of Gary Teale Alan Goodall, Sheva’s Niedzwiecki Rudi Völler Auster Harkness. Kuffour Heath is Giuli Carruthers Kippax, Anders Sneijder of Klos Shilton. And Eyal SHMIKES DOWNING Upson de Wit GRAAAY Sven-Jens and UUURIAH’S Inge Dosu Hatem to Pointon and de Hoey May Carruthers. AND EUELL GOMA NAYIM IS DE BOER, N’GUENA LEHMANN SVEN-JENS UPSON THEO Walcott!"

- Eyal Bixente Zat Schifo Weirs. Caniggia Herd it - Zat Mehmet Ure Windass.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

There’s this Spasic Agathe McMenemised... Jerzy-Kewell Tweety-Faye Seba-Teemu:

"The Pato the Wrighty-Osman is Bassett on al-Sayeds by Deane-Higuitas of Vassell-Fish, Anders Kuranyi of Iversen. Brevett is E. Hughes, Inge Nayim of Gary Teale Alan Goodall, Sheva’s Niedzwiecki Rudi Völler Auster Harkness. Forlan Heath is Giuli Carruthers Kippax, Anders Sneijder of Klos Shilton. And Eyal SHMIKES DOWNING Upson de Wit GRAAAY Sven-Jens and UUURIAH’S Inge Dosu Hatem to Pointon and de Hoey May Carruthers. AND EWELL GOMA NAYIM IS DE BOER, N’GUENA LEHMANN SVEN-JENS UPSON THEO Walcott!"

Eyal Bixente Zat Schifo Weirs. Caniggia Herd it - Zat Mehmet Ure Windass.

It is not a matchday, you fanny.

 

[Plechazunga]

Casablanca

Hierro's Brooking at Euell, Kidd
Petit le Guen, Sammer
Weir Samways have Chopper Harris
Louis Saha, Eyal Frings Tis Izzet Benjani Ndlovu Beattie-Phil Neville Freund-Shipperley

Mike Myers films

Lawry McMini-Me
"Dudek Eyal May Kewell Phelan del Horno?"
"Weir Nosworthy! Weir Nosworthy!"

 

[Plechazunga]

De Boer's Prayer:

R. Vata, Ricard Ince Hedman, Holloway Dyer Nayim. Dyer King-Domi Kuntz, Dyer Wilkins Dunne, Ince Hirst Izzet is Ince Hedman. Given Tis Dyer Dayly Brett Emerton, and Kuffour-Given Arca Crespo-Siss, as Weir Kuffour-Given Djemba Crespo’s Haguitas. And Lita’s not Ince to Dempsey-Sean Davis, Butt Delaney Upson Neville. Kuffour Stein Izzet King-Domi, Lee Power and Zokora, Kuffour Evra and Evra, Hamann.

 

[Anna_Livia]

De Boer's Prayer:

R. Fuller, Ricard Ince Hedman, Holloway Dyer Nayim. Dyer King-Domi Kuntz, Dyer Wilkins Dunne, Ince Hirst Izzet is Ince Hedman. Given Tis Dyer Dayly Brett Emerton, and Kuffour-Given Arca Crespo-Siss, as Weir Kuffour-Given Djemba Crespo’s Haguitas. And Lita’s not Ince to Dempsey-Sean Davis, Butt Delaney Upson Neville. Kuffour Stein Izzet King-Domi, Lee Power and Zokora, Kuffour Evra and Evra, Hamann.

In the Nayim of the Vata, the Song, and the Holy Gross.

 

[Spammy]

That's nice.

 

[Plechazunga]

Vata. Feck. Even works with the "R". I'm editing that, cnuts.

Eyal Sheva Bream! Eyal Sheva Bream Zat Juan Daley, Tis Nathan Blake will Riise Upson and Rideout the Toure Greening of it’s Reid: “Weir Holt Ze’s Huths Toni Forssell-Evra-Bent - Zat Allman Arca-Reyes-Teddy Eagles.”

 

[sincher]

Most of your long ones are rubbish, Plech. Just thought you should know that.

Reyes-Teddy?

Rubbish.

 

[Plechazunga]

"Arca-Reyes-Teddy" - "are created". Not bad...

I thought my Pulp Fiction one was pretty good