Made-up XIs

[peterstorey]

Haunted XI

aka Goole Town

 

[Plechazunga]

Davor Sukubus

 

[Dubai_Devil]

Davor Sukubus

I dont get it.

 

[Big Andy]

Tony Addams Family
Chris Casper
Andy Grey-lady
Christian Woooooooooo-rns
Jean Claude D'arch-amityville

all play for "Headless Horseman United"

 

[Big Andy]

Microscopic XI

Virus Bramble
Neutrino Asprilla
Nigel Specimen
Quark Kin-cella
John Cellako
Gene Windass

Anchorman: Electron Wellesby

DNA windass
Bacterialan Smith
Neutrony Yeboah
Ebola Ameobi
E-Colin Calderwood

 

[peterstorey]

Davor Sukubus

As in Cubillas

 

[Big Andy]

Fishing XI

Mark Fish
Gary Maggot
Christian Worms
Gary Bream
Carp Hughes
John Scales
David Gills
Amphibian Barthez
Rod Wallace

 

[Slabber]

Amphibian Barthez

 

[Big Andy]

I just checked the first page...some have been done before...whoops...

 

[Plechazunga]

Christian Woooooooooo-rns

We did fish at the beginning you cockend

Have you not got any suggestions for the sexual practices eleven?

Joseph Desire Blowjob

 

[Big Andy]

ooh, didn't see that one...

just been reading through...the cheese one and the electrical appliances were my personal favourites...

right, onto sexual perversions...

 

[wancolos]

Nigel Reo-Cocksmoker

 

[Big Andy]

Auto-Asphyxiation Davis
Necrophillip Neville
S & Emre

 

[Slabber]

S & Emre

 

[Big Andy]

David Battyboy
Anal Shearer

 

[Plechazunga]

S & Emre

class

Who's Auto-Asphyxiation Davis

wancolos, what's a cocksmoker?

Rim Leighton

 

[Big Andy]

class

Who's Auto-Asphyxiation Davis

wancolos, what's a cocksmoker?

Rim Leighton

Sean Davis...

 

[Plechazunga]

I see

Incest Fabregas

 

[Slabber]

Robin Van Rapist

 

[wancolos]

wancolos, what's a cocksmoker?

Guess

 

[Big Andy]

Tea-Baggermaine Defoe

 

[Slabber]

Didier Doggingba

 

[Big Andy]

Bu-kaka

 

[wancolos]

Gay Giver

 

[Big Andy]

Ruud Van Fist-elrooy

 

[Big Andy]

Darren Felcher

 

[Slabber]

Darren Felcher

excellent

 

[Slabber]

Frank Gaytard

 

[Plechazunga]

Bu-kaka

You're on form tonight Dre

Titwankwo Kanu

 

[Big Andy]

You're on form tonight Dre

Titwankwo Kanu

not even been drinking...

Orgy Best

 

[Plechazunga]

Orgy Best

I've done that one

Paulo Cumshot

 

[Big Andy]

Submissivan Helguera

 

[Plechazunga]

Andy Gimpy

 

[Big Andy]

Who's John Felch when he's at home?

Kim Källströmbone

was thinking how I could get that in...

 

[Big Andy]

Transvestitus Bramble

 

[Big Andy]

do these all play for "Water Sportsmouth"

 

[Plechazunga]

Though I'm now regretting not going for the sucker punch, and making it Rim Källströmbone

David Roastcastle

 

[Big Andy]

Leg Fetishmael Ehui

apparently plays for Fulham...

 

[Big Andy]

Scat Knight

 

[Plechazunga]

Right, that's enough of that

Things you ate as a kid XI

Wagon Whelan