Made-up XIs

[Plechazunga]

Nbankment Kanu

 

[Nate]

Lorry Sanchez

 

[Nate]

And take away food was a better one, cheating gaytard.

 

[sincher]

Schmeichelpath. Genius.

Rodney Jack-knife

 

[Nate]

henry speed camara

 

[Spoony]

Steven Hunchback

 

[Nate]

Steven Hunchback

What has that got to do with traffic?

 

[Nate]

Paul PotScholes

 

[sincher]

Marc Overpass

 

[The Marksman]

Lorryen

 

[The Marksman]

David Speed - Bump

 

[Big Andy]

Wayne Bridge

 

[The Marksman]

MotorWayne Bridge

 

[Jack]

Steven Carr
Niall QuInnercitycongestioncharge

 

[Plechazunga]

Niall QuInnercitycongestioncharge

Nutter Dictator XI


Oliver Ghenghis Khan
Asprilla the Hun
Juligus Caesar
Napoleon Gunnar Solskjaer
Idi Ameobi
Neil Lenin
Stalinvoy Primus
Tito Bramble
Col Cot
Ho Chi Minto
Ayatolla Kameni

 

[Davo]

Finidi George Bush

 

[Plechazunga]

Controversial

Ptolemy Gunnar Soskjaer
Darren Alexanderton
Oedipuskas

 

[wancolos]

Eric you Canttouchthis *dam dam dam dam..dam dam... dam dam...*

 

[Davo]

CL semi final XI

Cech

Cafu Terry Nesta Maldini

Kaka Gerrard Alonso Lampard Robben

Shevchenko


Er...feck

 

[Plechazunga]

But MC Hammer wasn't a dictator as such, was he Wan?

Jimi Floyd Musselinibaink

 

[alonso767]

cafu over finnan at RB? you're absolutely mental...

 

[Davo]

It was a tough one

But I didn't want to appear biased

 

[LenSharkey]

Dean Catallus? maybe hes not controversial anymore

 

[wancolos]

Thomas Hitlersperger

 

[LenSharkey]

Immelda Marcos Assuncao

 

[Davo]

Carra's on the bench giving Stam a chinese burn...the manc tw@

 

[wancolos]

John Kerry...er no...

 

[Plechazunga]

Bruce Goebblar
Rudolf Hessle
Aryan Hughes
German Genes
Swastiker Casillas

 

[LenSharkey]

Clayton Blackshirt

 

[Davo]

And Van Bommel's on the bench an all..moaning about how he should be in the team

Typical Dutch, they're all like that

Steve Finnan and Damian Duff are making fun of Kaka's name

 

[wancolos]

I know it's not a crazy dictator but...

Bad Ass Canigga

 

[Plechazunga]

Alright Wan, I give in...

Rap XI

Graeme Hoggy Hogg
Michael Proctor Dre
Paul Riscoigne ("The Rizza")
Old Dirty Bastard ("Alan Shearer")
Tupac Shakur Hislop
Steve Macmeminem
50 Vicente
The Game

 

[wancolos]

Jay Z Okocha

 

[wancolos]

Paul Evanecence

 

[wancolos]

Ludacris Bart-Williams

 

[Plechazunga]

Ice T-Ho
Glenn Methoddle Man
Sylvan Ezee-Ebanks-Blake

They play at Corrupton Park

 

[wancolos]

Tool XI

Robert Chainsaw
Ricardo Gardenhose
Gavin McGardencan
Jonathan ToolGreening

 

[Nate]

Sayings 11??


Rio a Ferdinthehandisworthtwointhebush

 

[Plechazunga]

class

A Freund in need is a Freund indeed
Two's Kompany, three's a kraut
Where there's a Wiltord there's a Weah
Cleanliness is Nesta Godliness
Stanic in time saves Nayim
Osgood deed repays Mavuba
The O'Leary bird catches the worm
O'Leary to bed, O'Leary to rise
(Or of course, Robbie Earlytobedearlytorise)

One specially for 'Pool, Nate:
Give 'em an Ince, they'll take Emile Heskey

Proverbs 14, 34:
Righteousness exalts a nation,
But sin is a (Mihailovich) disgrace to any people.

Latin ones

Edu Brute? (again)
Ayala jacta est
Morientes te salutant

 

[Gazza]