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Mason Mount's Misfortune
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Roll back the stone and take off the bandages?
Mason Mount’s magical midfield movement masterclass mashes meek merseyside.
Bruno is equal 2nd top scorer and most assists this season so far. His 17 contributions so far this season matches his output the whole of each of the last 2 seasons.
Mount has literally done nothing whatsoever in the 400 minutes he's played. Zilch.
Like I've previously mentioned, the longer he's out, the better he gets. RAWK used to do the same with their long term injured players. This Forum's transformation into RAWK continues, at pace.
Moving Merchant?
What? He’s been absolutely wank for us. He’s barely touched the ball when he’s played. Zero impact at all.
What an awful signing this guy was. As pretty much everyone expected. Sometimes things are just exactly as the average armchair fan sees it.
Misused Mason makes morons moan.
Best and most accurate one yet
The only misuse was the the misuse of the £60M we gave to Chelsea for him. We offered £40M, which was plenty, but everyone knows we're a soft touch. Even your lot wouldn't accept his ridiculous wage demands. You probably told him to go find some other mugs to pay him what he wanted. Step forward the league's top mugs.
Hopefully, things will change under the new regime.
My musings manifest more mardy malcontents.
Meh
I hated him whenever we played Chelsea, probably because he was putting a shift in. He was poor for England from what I understand. But he still hasn’t been given a shot here, considering his injuries and how Casemiro turned from Casehero to Casezero.
Lets see
Hojland Garnacho
Bruno
Mount
New DM. Maino
sign a full attacking LB and a RB for width
Lets see
Hojland Garnacho
Bruno
Mount
New DM. Maino
sign a full attacking LB and a RB for width
do something!Hat trick incoming.
Monly if he man mscore a moal
Is he playing?
Read it as heavily medicated.
Won the game for United with a brilliant cameo.
Mount magic moment.
Our set piece coaches need to ask themselves why they put Mason Mount on Van Dijk to defend corners. We're lucky we managed to clear the ball and score the winner.
Wasn't he supposed to have come on in that game?
Middleman Mount made many mickles, many muckles. My mum moaned. Meh.
I've been wondering that myself. I heard the commentator say he's coming on but I don't remember seeing him on the pitch.
He came on and we won the game.
Our talisman
Our talisman
Man made major match maintenance manageable, mainly made my mind move much more mentally motivated
Made some huge tackles when he came on. Course he'd only been on minutes when others had been on for nearly 2 hours, but his tackles helped win the game.
Anyone who doesn't think he did anything needs to go Specsavers or watch a different sport
Anyone who doesn't think he did anything needs to go Specsavers or watch a different sport
Well maybe you should go also then rcoobc cause you couldn't see driving home the other night because you don't even wear your glasses on the caf in case you get slagged off so you just stick to Specsavers and let us do the game.
I definitely cannot drive without glasses. Not for long anyway
Bear in mind 2 of Liverpool's goals can't from us not closing their players down
Magic Mount, mildly missing.
Mount.
Magnificent Mason Mount.
Some of us knew it would be wild to write him off.
Magnificent signing.
Can we go back to saying he's a piss kidney now that his 96th minute goal isn't the winner?
He’s one of the few players who has a profile of a PL player. Can run and puts a tackle in. Might not be good enough for a United team that wins things routinely. But for now he should be starting.
Super return. Come on!
Makes memorable minute
Very happy he scored!