[DWelbz19]

these crosses are shameful

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Ahh come on, dying for a goal.

A what?

 

[Kostur]

Jesus seriously with amount of corners we have and with so little goals we've scored from them you'd think we're fecking Barcelona.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

fecking terrible from Rojo. He's been brutal.

 

[Spock]

A dodgy pk may be our only hope.

 

[Red Pavan]

Rojo is a poor player.

 

[Sylar]

Rojo is braindead tbh!

 

[Sunny Jim]

Even Carrick is.in his rolls royce mode

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Ahh come on, dying for a goal.

What's a "goal"?

 

[simonhch]

This is a game made for Alexander Buttner if ever I saw one.

 

[Mutter Merkel]

Jesus seriously with amount of corners we have and with so little goals we've scored from them you'd think we're fecking Barcelona.

I've never been in danger of thinking that.

 

[HeckneyNoodo]

Our whole style of play is just horrific.

 

[Stobzilla]

Martial is bordering on a rooney-esque day

 

[pseudo_canadian]

The crowd

 

[LARulz]

We put the ball in the net!!

 

[QuackQuack]

A what?

Ive forgot what it feels like.

 

[DWelbz19]

Come on Lingard. That was wasteful.

 

[Samid]

Rooney put the ball in the goal!!!

 

[Rado_N]

the reaction to that goal

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Fin

Our whole style of play is just horrific.

And so it starts

 

[Raw]

That cheer

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Rooney's now got a taste for goal

 

[Hammerfell]

The crowd are so fed up.

 

[Joemo]

That looked close

 

[Rado_N]

If Michael Owen fell off the gantry would anyone care?

 

[Hellboy]

hahahahahahaha fecking brilliant reaction from the crowd

 

[LARulz]

"We're Manchester United, and we'll score when we want"

 

[bosnian_red]

We need Lingard to get subbed off... Ruining everything

 

[ottosec]

Finally a Rooney goal.

 

[Kostur]

'We score when we want'

 

[dannyrhinos89]

I'm glad natko is going off I shed a tear everytime I hear the commentator say his name I went out with a girl called Natalie Cohen which everyone called natco it brings up bad memories

 

[DomesticTadpole]

If Michael Owen fell off the gantry would anyone care?

Hmmmmmm! No.

 

[Drifter]

Do we actually practice corners in training.

 

[Getsme]

Over 6 hours without a things, a whatsyamacallit a, feck it the words gone.

 

[Charlie Foley]

Picture perfect '2 banks of 4' there their midfielders are so close to their defenders it's like they're marking each other at times

 

[Hammerfell]

If Michael Owen fell off the gantry would anyone care?

No, in fact I'd actively encourage someone to give him a nudge.

 

[simonhch]

I bet we drew 0-0 in training too.

 

[Sylar]

Why the hell is Rooney on the bloody half way line ffs

 

[J-Stander]

That Musa is a little cnut.

 

[Red Pavan]

Great.