[amolbhatia50k]

This game needs something. Martial on, please.

 

[Roman Bellic]

"Laying a foundation for the next manager."

 

[Bugzy]

Stretch their defence. Bring on Martial. BANG BANG.

 

[peridigm]

Giggs looks like he just woke up, looked around and thought, "where the feck am I?"

 

[Dobba]

Martial to light the place up second half...

Is he going to put the floodlights on?

 

[RetroStu]

Mophead is only good for one thing, mopping up shit.

 

[YouOnlyLiveTwice]

We are so fecking dull, no risky passing, no driving forward, Shaw is the only one trying something attacking.

 

[Irrational.]

I tell you what, we'd definitely be a strong shout to win the Walking Football Champions' League.

 

[Bojan11]

Shaw runs past people, Herrera passes back.

 

[Moriarty]

It's got all the tempo of a dead march. No enthusiasm out there at all.

 

[Bugzy]

Is our kit silky or is memphis sweating wayyyy to much or has he poured water down his back?

 

[Kostur]

Stupid slowing down by Herrera there.

 

[Amethyst]

Fellaini's touch is horrendous so far, everything keeps bouncing away from him.

 

[Tincanalley]

All 50 comments about Fellaini's touch! It was a touch. One touch. Not a good one. That's all.

 

[JakeC]

Benteke could have been booked there. Lucas must be booked now.

 

[Golo]

It astonishes me people actually pay to watch this shit, our fans must be masochists.

 

[Ibi Dreams]

Are we going to create a single chance in this game? We don't look like we're going to lose, but we don't look like we can even get a shot on goal either

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Fellaini isn't a striker. He plays best as a midfielder who plays box to box and spends 75% of his time either in the final third or your own defence depending on who you're playing.

Even for us he's been at his best in a number 10/second striker.

 

[entropy]

Three points are there for the taking. Lpool just don't seem to care .

 

[Oo0AahCantona]

What is annoying me the most is i think van gaal thinks this is a brilliant performance. To him, having this possession and getting the tempo of play down to this level is excellent football.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Some teams set themselves up so that it's difficult to score against them. We just set ourselves up so it's difficult to score.

 

[sizzling sausages]

How isn't he booked yet?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Stupid slowing down by Herrera there.

He never used to be like that, so why is he doing it?

 

[LLMU]

lucas making his usual fouls again.

 

[Anderson's Cat]

Anyone got any drying paint I can watch?

 

[Bojan11]

Lucas with 3 fouls and no booking. Wtf.

 

[dannyrhinos89]

Wtf no card

 

[Raw]

Lucas getting away with so much shit

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Book Lucas for once, the fouling machine.

Unsurprisingly, no yellow.

 

[JakeC]

Unbelievable. How has he not been booked?

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

How isn't he booked yet?

Moliver

 

[Cooksen]

If he had Aguero we would walk this league

 

[Anustart89]

Lucas gets pointed out to him that he's committed really many fouls, but not enough yet!

 

[DWelbz19]

Luke Shaw seems to be our only player who knows how to attack

 

[ha_rooney]

Just shoot!

 

[redhoop]

10 min chat but no card. Stop show boating, ref.

 

[Browniee]

I bet lvg doesn't bring martial on today

 

[Tincanalley]

No card for Lucas. FFS

 

[Aporkalypse]

Michael Oliver, the snivelling prefect referee.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Argh should have shot.

 

[carlosp]

Can't believe Oliver gave us the benefit.

 

[ivaldo]

Blinds being man handled out there...