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Get the surgery, or expect every opposition player to shoulder-barge him all season.
Yes it was planned for straight after the Euros depending on how far England got. Lad needs his surgey and some R&R. 23 years old and hes played way too much football injured this season gone.Heard he is getting surgery this week?
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What will the lottery numbers be next week?What will be the excuse if his form is still shit after the surgery?
Possibly that its the supposedly “toxic fans” fault for pointing out his form is poor in the first place.What will be the excuse if his form is still shit after the surgery?
It's a genuine question.What will the lottery numbers be next week?
There you go indeed.. Just say what you think in the first instance rather than asking stupid questions. Much easier that way.It's a genuine question.
There seems to be a myriad of excuses when it comes to Rashford and his poor form.
Not that that I get the correlation between having an injured shoulder and deciding to try and take on half a team instead of picking an easy pass.
But there you go.
The shoulder problem is likely a ganglion cyst. They can cause a geat deal of discomfort. These can recover with rest or can be treated with surgery.Rashford must also decide whether to have surgery on a shoulder injury that caused him serious discomfort at times throughout the last campaign.
He played through pain on occasions and, though his 65 appearances for club and country in 2020-21 shows the problem can be managed, it can restrict movement and ideally needs solving.
Extended rest might be the chosen path, or an operation if it does not take too long to recover from. Whatever he and the doctors decide, a mutual understanding is imperative.
That's from Athletic. Seems the club think that an extended rest might be an option which seems a tad weird. Surely they can't let a player decide whether he wants an operation or not.
Hit it with a Bible.The shoulder problem is likely a ganglion cyst. They can cause a geat deal of discomfort. These can recover with rest or can be treated with surgery.
oh god that would hurt.Hit it with a Bible.
I think that's what they used to do back in the day.oh god that would hurt.
I had/have one in my shoulder. When it was bad the pain was constant. The only time it didn't hurt was when I was sleeping. Working at a computer all day didn't help but walking was the worst. It felt as if someone was beneath me ripping my arm from my body. Eventually it kind of resolved but may be coming back a bit again.I think that's what they used to do back in the day.
I had one as a kid on my wrist. Was going to get surgery but someone collided with my playing football and it just burst and dissipated. I remember it hurting at the time but after that all was fine!
Is that's what on Rashfords shoulder? Sounds pretty painful. I guess it all varies depending on the location and what pressure it is applying.I had/have one in my shoulder. When it was bad the pain was constant. The only time it didn't hurt was when I was sleeping. Working at a computer all day didn't help but walking was the worst. It felt as if someone was beneath me ripping my arm from my body. Eventually it kind of resolved but may be coming back a bit again.
That's my theory. Yeah, it's just some fluid build up in the heavily encapsulated musculature there. When it starts exerting pressure on nerves things get bad. Since you always use your arm it's hard for it to resolve naturally.Is that's what on Rashfords shoulder? Sounds pretty painful. I guess it all varies depending on the location and what pressure it is applying.
Surely it's a pretty simple procedure and recovery though? No idea why they just haven't got rid!
I had something similar on top of my wrist for a year or two and a friend told me he got rid of one by just hitting it a few times against the wall while he was hungover in the shower. Gave it a few thumps and it went away. Obviously not a medically sound way to remove a cyst but there you go… I gave it a shot, to my surprise it actually worked for me too. …I think that's what they used to do back in the day.
I had one as a kid on my wrist. Was going to get surgery but someone collided with my playing football and it just burst and dissipated. I remember it hurting at the time but after that all was fine!
Maybe we should both head to to Carrington and pass on our advice? We can take @Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær to make us look more official and wear medical style clothing.I had something similar on top of my wrist for a year or two and a friend told me he got rid of one by just hitting it a few times against the wall while he was hungover in the shower. Gave it a few thumps and it went away. Obviously not a medically sound way to remove a cyst but there you go… I gave it a shot, to my surprise it actually worked for me too. …
#United to appoint two new cutting edge medical staff as the restructuring behind the scenes continues.Maybe we should both head to to Carrington and pass on our advice? We can take @Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær to make us look more official and wear medical style clothing.
Can you imagine the Caf digging us both out despite not knowing we have personal experience in dealing with such injuries.#United to appoint two new cutting edge medical staff as the restructuring behind the scenes continues.
Can you imagine the Caf digging us both out despite not knowing we have personal experience in dealing with such injuries.
They'd be a thread saying "What does @Ali Dia do?" and "TR is a twat" in no time.
Infact im surprised that thread about me doesn't already exist. Probably in the mod forum.
Ha ha. Heaven help you if you're English too and dare to support the national team.
What does @TheReligion actually do? Does @Ali Dia smile too much? They couldn’t handle it man. Meltdowns all sides
You newbies need to post better material if you want promotion.... Low effort 1/10What will be the excuse if his form is still shit after the surgery?
Indeed.He's a true inspiration and we're very lucky to have a person like this in our team.
How about we cross that bridge when we come to it? No need to have a bunch of idiots winding themselves up over hypotheticals.What will be the excuse if his form is still shit after the surgery?
IfWhat will be the excuse if his form is still shit after the surgery?
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Wow, going as far as to have surgery for a fake injury?Tweet
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Give your head a wobble.What will be the excuse if his form is still shit after the surgery?