Martin keown

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Lawro > Keown.

“1-5-4 formation.”
“play it through the compartments”

Etc.
 

El Zoido

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The most iconic moment of his career is him being a prick to RVN. He’s bloody useless.
 

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Martin 'We'own. Made me want to kick the tele when it was looking like a draw in the dying minutes and he mentioned the possibility of the heat affecting the players.
 

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Adisa

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When Pogba does something bad, have a go at Pogba.
When Pogba does something good, have a go at Man Utd/Mourinho.
 

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Watched ITV solely because of him. He lets his bias creep into his commentary way too much.
 

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When Pogba does something bad, have a go at Pogba.
When Pogba does something good, have a go at Man Utd/Mourinho.
The big surprise was that it took 6 minutes for him to start, didn't stop after that. Almost made me switch over to ITV.
 

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Mr. Caveman makes every game he commentates unbearable. Just shut up.
 

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Whenever Pogba did anything good he either ignored it or blamed Jose for something, whenever he did something bad he was all over it.

Why did BBC let him commentate on the final? it's like they wanted people to switch over to ITV instead.
 

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He is atrocious.

"Where would you put this? The best result Man Utd have ever had in Europe?"
 

Judge Red

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Obviously not the best result and he wouldn’t want to say that sat next to Roy Keane.

In terms of where we and the opposition are, perhaps a contender for most unlikely victory that no one was expecting before the match.
 

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Best result Man Utd have ever had in Europe? What a load of nonsense...

More like the best result in football history. Right Martin?
 

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Can't stand Keown, but I thought he was quite fair last night in comparison to his usual hatred of United.
 

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Best result Man Utd have ever had in Europe? What a load of nonsense...

More like the best result in football history. Right Martin?
Yes! Glad someone else picked up on this, wierd thing to say.

Also he was drooling over the "precision" of Juve shots that.... were off target. Cant stand that moron.
 

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Can't stand Keown, but I thought he was quite fair last night in comparison to his usual hatred of United.
Agree with this. His comment on Lingard cracked me up. “It’s as if he has not been away” .... praising him! Very odd.
 

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Another reason for cancelling BT Sport. Keown is amongst the top ABU’s on the planet and he’s bugger all to moan about now he’s got rid of Wenger.
 

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How on earth has he got that gig out of all the ex pros who must be looking for pundit/commentator work?

Not only a massive ABU but zero insight.
 

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He is atrocious.

"Where would you put this? The best result Man Utd have ever had in Europe?"
It's not even the best result we've ever had in Turin :lol:
 

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I'm baffled why BT have hired him as seemingly one of their top co-commentators. He's dreadful. He's always been a dreadfully bitter pundit on BBC. Lawro is much better, at least he's funny.
 

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I'm baffled why BT have hired him as seemingly one of their top co-commentators. He's dreadful. He's always been a dreadfully bitter pundit on BBC. Lawro is much better, at least he's funny.
No chance. Only David Pleat could possibly rival him for terribleness.
 

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He is atrocious.

"Where would you put this? The best result Man Utd have ever had in Europe?"
What in the name of Jaysus was that all about? It's like he's 16 and started watching us after Fergie left.