Michael Owen produces brochure of himself to find a new club
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Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) discuss United's fantastic win away against Athletic Club in the semi-final of the Europa League.
They also pick out the positives of United's 4-3 loss away at Brentford, and Nik reviews a day out at Old Trafford watching Manchester United Women qualify for the Champions League.
How the mighty have fallen.I would have taken him in on a free if he wasn't a cripple.
Pathetic
Is that the real cover?
Still, I think his career scoring record is enough for a top team to take him up. I don't think we genuinely know what level Owen is at right now, that joke of a club made everyone look like monkeys. Is Nicky Butt a Championship player? Of course not
I'd have thought Everton would be the obvious one given he supported them as a kid, you'd think the likes of them, Villa, Spurs etc might be interested. By the time they realise no fecker actually wants to play for them, maybe City too
Still, I think his career scoring record is enough for a top team to take him up. I don't think we genuinely know what level Owen is at right now, that joke of a club made everyone look like monkeys. Is Nicky Butt a Championship player? Of course not
I'd have thought Everton would be the obvious one given he supported them as a kid, you'd think the likes of them, Villa, Spurs etc might be interested. By the time they realise no fecker actually wants to play for them, maybe City too
That's a fair point he could still have more in him at 29, it just seems he doesnt. If the stars align for him as they have not for the past 5 years he could still be a very good striker at a lot of clubs, if I was Villa or Spurs he would be my no.1 target. I know benitez isnt a fan but he could be quite useful at Liverpool as well
Shit he is 29 already...
I hope Fergie gets one of these and chucks it straight in his recycling box with all the other junk mail.
Still, I think his career scoring record is enough for a top team to take him up. I don't think we genuinely know what level Owen is at right now, that joke of a club made everyone look like monkeys. Is Nicky Butt a Championship player? Of course not
Both Owen and Butt have been terrible for years, they're not being dragged down by Newcastle but our part of it's problem. Too many players who were once good and played at big clubs (Smith, Duff, Geremi other examples) being payed lots of money for their reputations despite producing shit performances week after week.
Alan Smith was never good
Agreed.
It would be:
Pages 1-2: Preface
Pages 3-4: Contents
Pages 5-6: Introduction
Pages 7-8: Playing career
Pages 9-32: Injury history
Pages 33-34: Conclusion, including words by Starfish Gerrard
I might be interested. Training to be a physio and may need some live crocked guinea pigs.
Will be grabbing one of those brochures, fo sho.
Will be grabbing one of those brochures, fo sho.
The only brochures he'll be in next season are for SAGA holidays.
Tounge. Bite.
If any team buys him, the club would have to hire an extra physio just for Owen, following him everywhere. Training, matches...etc.
In all fairness it does cover all the key facts, he played for Liverpool, got injuried a lot, went to Newcastle (even has his "O why did i come here" pose) and loves dressing up
Does it mention he comes with his own ' medical staff '
.......hence the high wages
.......hence the high wages
Which is why I'm sure Moyes is uneasy. He's already got Saha on his books.
The only way I see Owen going anywhere sensible is if he's on a pay-as-you-play sort of deal, where most of his wages will be in the form of appearance bonuses.
That said, it would be really nice if Saha had a sickbay buddy.
His mangement company did it... not him.
But they surely did it with his blessing
No reasonable offer refused. No money down, no credit checks!
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Originally Posted by cloud218
If any team buys him, the club would have to hire an extra physio just for Owen, following him everywhere. Training, matches...etc.
If we sign him up then our physio team will be known as the Owen & Owen.
I wonder was Warrington involved with this?
There are no words.......
The graphs don't do him no favours.
He is made out like Pele from that Brochure
Wow
shameful that a once great player is reduced to whoring himself out like this.
Looks like a dwarf in a suit, horrible pictures
Reading that makes me feel "groiny"