The Corinthian
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same species.Related to the NT manager?
No relation.Related to the NT manager?
How do you know when we’ve never heard of himYeah, he’s not good enough.
Ian wright started playing professional football at the same ageNo relation.
He just got his first international call up at 24. I'm not sure he'll revolutionize this United team..
He's got nice hair. Perhaps ETH is projecting.Hojlund, Hjulmand, Hojberg, Hojer, Hojholt, Hojgaard, O.Hojlund. Let's just confuse the opposition with players all basically named the same.
His stats - aside from tackling - are atrocious, why on earth would we think he is good enough for the Premier League when he's not even that great in Portugal?
With hair like that he should be excellent.He's got nice hair. Perhaps ETH is projecting.
The commentators would sound like they're having a stroke.Hojlund, Hjulmand, Hojberg, Hojer, Hojholt, Hojgaard, O.Hojlund. Let's just confuse the opposition with players all basically named the same.
He really isn't.How do you know when we’ve never heard of him
There's no way someone with this name is good.
We've seemingly tried everything else, why not start scouting based on this. Why copy the likes of Brentford and Brighton with their newfangled data malarkey - let's blaze a trail.With hair like that he should be excellent.
I’m from Denmark, he’s Danish and has played for the national side and U21. He’s not close to the required level.How do you know when we’ve never heard of him
Are we Hjulmand
Or are we dancer?
I was only kiddingI’m from Denmark, he’s Danish and has played for the national side and U21. He’s not close to the required level.
feck sake we're signing him aren't weYes, he sucks. United shouldn't buy him. There are plenty of other midfielders. Terrible player.
Just to clarify, I was being sarcastic. He's been great for us. Stay away.feck sake we're signing him aren't we
Yes, he sucks. United shouldn't buy him. There are plenty of other midfielders. Terrible player.
How does Hjulmand compare with your previous two DMs in Palhinha and Ugarte?Just to clarify, I was being sarcastic. He's been great for us. Stay away.
Him and Gyokeres are part of the reason we're first. I reckon we need to explore more the Scandinavian market rather than the Brazilian that has been dud after dud.
Hjulmand is a completely different player to Ugarte. He's similar to Palhinha but a worse tackler and shooter but better passer and more composed technically. Both strong physically.How does Hjulmand compare with your previous two DMs in Palhinha and Ugarte?
I remember that fun fact from 6-7 years ago - that every player in the P.L whose name started with SCH had all played for United one way or another.....Schlupp was on trial and played one game for the reserves as I recallHojlund, Hjulmand, Hojberg, Hojer, Hojholt, Hojgaard, O.Hojlund. Let's just confuse the opposition with players all basically named the same.
His stats - aside from tackling - are atrocious, why on earth would we think he is good enough for the Premier League when he's not even that great in Portugal?