horsechoker
The Caf's Ezza.
I'd remove kicking, goals can only be scored with telekinesisThe ball is an outdated concept. Remove the ball and you have a much more modern game.
I'd remove kicking, goals can only be scored with telekinesisThe ball is an outdated concept. Remove the ball and you have a much more modern game.
Eric Dier likes this.The opening poster doesn't go far enough.
The ball should never be dead unless it literally leaves the stadium.
This would really give new meaning to home advantage. Your fans throwing it back on to your team, or even just keeping it when you're winning.
The clock never stops either, so imagine the spectacle of a player having to battle someone in the crowd for the ball.
Marvellous.
Lets introduce a 10 foot high ceiling. Itll kill long balls and put technical ability to the fore.
Honestly, as I typed that, im wondering why this isnt a coaching tool
Never had a pager, I went straight from a Walkman to iPhonePoor guy... Do you still keep you pager, bemoaning the evil new smartphones?
Sorry, I didn’t give it enough thought, this would be a great idea, could see Diers value sky rocketing if this was brought inThe opening poster doesn't go far enough.
The ball should never be dead unless it literally leaves the stadium.
This would really give new meaning to home advantage. Your fans throwing it back on to your team, or even just keeping it when you're winning.
The clock never stops either, so imagine the spectacle of a player having to battle someone in the crowd for the ball.
Marvellous.
For legs, Hard choice whether to go with DeGea for his shot stopping abilities with his feet or someone with a better distribution.Teams should be allowed two keepers, but they're only allowed to use opposing legs and arms.
Trial it in the euros before it hits the leagues thoughThe game went too far in its demonizing of defense, for that reason I propose the authorization of hunting traps, snares, bear traps and trapping pits.
Genuinely good idea. What about pitch size in relation to the goals too, fitter athletes these days cover the ground too easy, harder to defend a bigger pitchThe size of a goal should be increased. Its dimensions were set in the 1800s when everybody was much shorter, meaning the length and height of the goal frame isn't fit for purpose in 2020.
The fact that the average game has 2.7 goals means that the sport is too susceptible to being decided by single moments rather than 90 minutes of good play. I don't want Football to go so far that it turns into Basketball, but a balance should be struck. A bigger goal frame which allows for an average of about 5 goals per game would be good.
If you increase the height of the goal by 1 foot and the width by 1 foot on each side, then football would still be football. But it would make it slightly easier to score and slightly harder to keep goal.
Bigger pitches would definitely have a similar effect. But I don't think it's feasible. There are thousands of pitches around the world so the sheer cost of changing the size of the playing area and/or buying extra land around stadiums and/or tearing down the stands would be huge (and probably impossible). It might be an interesting experiment to see at a purpose built stadium, though.Genuinely good idea. What about pitch size in relation to the goals too, fitter athletes these days cover the ground too easy, harder to defend a bigger pitch
Total oversight on my part there. I’d be happy to stick with changing the goal size as an experimentBigger pitches would definitely have a similar effect. But I don't think it's feasible. There are thousands of pitches around the world so the sheer cost of changing the size of the playing area and/or buying extra land around stadiums and/or tearing down the stands would be huge (and probably impossible). It might be an interesting experiment to see at a purpose built stadium, though.
Changing the length of the woodwork would be relatively easy.
That would be amazing, maybe the opposing manager would have to be keeper for the manager taking the pen to make it a bit more fair.The managers should have to take the first penalty in a penalty shoot out. Effective leaders shouldn't be afraid of getting down to the dirty and working on the level of their workers.
Good idea.I wonder why goalposts have always been white and no team has done a neon green or orange, Maybe written into the rules
I can see this happening, seriously. I'm surprised they haven't done so already. The wickets have sponsors on in cricket so why not slap a bovril sticker on the crossbarGoal posts should be given rollers.
And sponsorship.
Plastered those sponsorship at the top and side posts.
And make it bigger.
Short keepers will not be happyI don't agree with the OP. But I do think think the size of a goal should be increased. Its dimensions were set in the 1800s when everybody was much shorter, meaning the length and height of the goal frame isn't fit for purpose in 2020.
The fact that the average game has 2.7 goals means that the sport is too susceptible to being decided by single moments rather than 90 minutes of good play. I don't want Football to go so far that it turns into Basketball, but a balance should be struck. A bigger goal frame which allows for an average of about 5 goals per game would be good.
If you increase the height of the goal by 1 foot and the width by 1 foot on each side, then football would still be football. But it would make it slightly easier to score and slightly harder to keep goal.
Survival Ball...now we're talking. The game finally bends to Roy Keane's will.The game went too far in its demonizing of defense, for that reason I propose the authorization of hunting traps, snares, bear traps and trapping pits.
I’m surprised football hasn’t got a few more adverts placed around like rugby does. The on field painted sponsor angled for the cameras or just behind the byline.I can see this happening, seriously. I'm surprised they haven't done so already. The wickets have sponsors on in cricket so why not slap a bovril sticker on the crossbar
Also, the whole game should be played on ice.I think goalkeepers should be allowed to take their gloves off and have a 2 minute fight in the centre circle before and after each game.
Time for Bambi to shine.Also, the whole game should be played on ice.
Welbeck?Time for Bambi to shine.
This!I would love there to be power ups like in a pinball machine. If you hit the ref with the ball a second ball in introduced into the game for 30 seconds.
To introduce some kind of excitement to the game we could also just make the ball explode randomly.
I think we should make a randomizer pitch setting for every game.Also, the whole game should be played on ice.
The goals should be constantly moving throughout the game really. Not just backwards and forwards either, they should move in unpredictable and erratic ways, to maximise that big pitch. Ideally they could rise up to 100 feet in the air, to give the people in the top tier of the stadium a chance to see some action up close.
The goals should get 50% wider every 15 minutes. And be made of rubber.
The managers should have to take the first penalty in a penalty shoot out. Effective leaders shouldn't be afraid of getting down to the dirty and working on the level of their workers.