Newbie forum prison

[TheReligion]

Has this ever been considered for misbehaving mains posters? Has anyone been exiled to the newbies previously?

Sending them to the newbies to see how they behave before permanently banning someone?

Could be an interesting tool. Could even make them accumulate some likes before allowing them to return.

 

[Chief123]

Has this ever been considered for misbehaving mains posters? Has anyone been exiled to the newbies previously?

Sending them to the newbies to see how they behave before permanently banning someone?

Could be an interesting tool. Could even make them accumulate some likes before allowing them to return.

I’d be excited at the prospect of it. It would be like reliving your youth.

 

[horsechoker]

I must admit I didn't think much of
Elvis first time I laid eyes on him.
He might'a been important on the
mains, but in here he was just a
little turd in newbie grays. Looked
like a stiff breeze could blow him
over. That was my first impression
of the man.

 

[GloryHunter07]

I dont think we need to be polluting the Newbies with the worst posters from the Mains.

 

[altodevil]

I’d be excited at the prospect of it. It would be like reliving your youth.

The Newbies is dead

 

[hellhunter]

How much of a punishment is it when @Cheimoon is the prison guard?

 

[oates]

@Cheimoon is a machine he'll fix your hash for you.

 

[oates]

In any case this is a footy forum not a play therapy room, mods not being able to get their banhammers out freely is gonna send a lot of them to counselling.

Stoopid idea.

 

[TheReligion]

How much of a punishment is it when @Cheimoon is the prison guard?

He’s like Tom Hanks in The Green Mile.

@oates is Mr Jingles

 

[oates]

He’s like Tom Hanks in The Green Mile.

@oates is Mr Jingles

Alright Percy.

 

[TheReligion]

Alright Percy.

As if I’m a villain

There’s only one @villain on the Caf

 

[oates]

As if I’m a villain

There’s only one @villain on the Caf

Isn't Percy a bit of a nightstick/truncheon swinger?

 

[TheReligion]

Isn't Percy a bit of a nightstick/truncheon swinger?

What are you trying to say?!

I did once get accused of being something similar in court by the defendant.

 

[oates]

What are you trying to say?!

I did once get accused of being something similar in court by the defendant.

Sounds likely, I bet the IOPC have a file on you as thick as a brick. Or was that just the IOPC..? Anyway...

 

[TheReligion]

Sounds likely, I bet the IOPC have a file on you as thick as a brick. Or was that just the IOPC..? Anyway...

I mean I only use reasonable force when it is proportionate, lawful and necessary. I’m always accountable too.

So Percy is unfair

 

[oates]

I mean I only use reasonable force when it is proportionate, lawful and necessary. I’m always accountable too.

So Percy is unfair

I'm happy with Mr Jingles.

 

[Raoul]

We considered it but didn't have anyone with a strong law enforcement background to administer it. Do you have anyone in mind ?

 

[Mihai]

The Newbies is dead

Long live the Newbies

 

[oates]

We considered it but didn't have anyone with a strong law enforcement background to administer it. Do you have anyone in mind ?

Look at his tagline, he's perfect for the job!

 

[villain]

As if I’m a villain

There’s only one @villain on the Caf

Gotta say getting a notification from a copper in a thread with the word ‘prison’ in it was unnerving

 

[Cheimoon]

How much of a punishment is it when @Cheimoon is the prison guard?

Clearly you've never had to spend time with me in-person.

 

[TheReligion]

We considered it but didn't have anyone with a strong law enforcement background to administer it. Do you have anyone in mind ?

Id suggestion a different approach much like in South American. The prisoners run it themselves. Survival of the fittest.

You just need a few criminals/ex-criminals from the mains to drop down and supervise.

 

[moses]

Has this ever been considered for misbehaving mains posters? Has anyone been exiled to the newbies previously?

Sending them to the newbies to see how they behave before permanently banning someone?

Could be an interesting tool. Could even make them accumulate some likes before allowing them to return.

Ah you're not that bad. And don't worry, no need for a safety net, you're not as close to a perm as you should be.

 

[oates]

 

[TheReligion]

Ah you're not that bad. And don't worry, no need for a safety net, you're not as close to a perm as you should be.

I’ll tell you what. You try and come up with new, innovative, fresh ideas to help improve the community and this is the thanks you get!

In the words of a once famous philosopher; ‘It’s a fecking disgrace’

 

[moses]

I’ll tell you what. You try and come up with new, innovative, fresh ideas to help improve the community and this is the thanks you get!

In the words of a once famous philosopher; ‘It’s a fecking disgrace’

Don't dress it up, you just like locking people up.

 

[moses]

@TheReligion any jobs at your place? I infracted 3 people yesterday and they all replied that it was the right thing to do. I think I have an aptitude for this line of work.

 

[mu4c_20le]

I dont think we need to be polluting the Newbies with the worst posters from the Mains.

Yes, yes we do.

I thought about this before as sometimes a perm ban might be a bti harsh for those who step out of line. Caf relegation.

 

[moses]

The newbies is demoralising enough for some, if we start throwing the worst of the mains at them it would just compound that feeling.

 

[TheReligion]

@TheReligion any jobs at your place? I infracted 3 people yesterday and they all replied that it was the right thing to do. I think I have an aptitude for this line of work.

Sadly you’re over qualified at this point.

Let me know when you’ve fecked a few things up and we can revisit.

 

[TheReligion]

Yes, yes we do.

I thought about this before as sometimes a perm ban might be a bti harsh for those who step out of line. Caf relegation.

Its a great idea isn’t?

 

[moses]

Sadly you’re over qualified at this point.

Let me know when you’ve fecked a few things up and we can revisit.

Well I made the bit up about the perps being happy. Now?

 

[TheReligion]

Well I made the bit up about the perps being happy. Now?

Any formal complaints being handled by @Niall?

 

[moses]

Any formal complaints being handled by @Niall?

No, I saw to it they wouldn't complain.

 

[TheReligion]

No, I saw to it they wouldn't complain.

Leave it with me. You’re in. Before you leave here though get rid of a couple of posters for me please. Then we are right.

 

[moses]

Leave it with me. You’re in. Before you leave here though get rid of a couple of posters for me please. Then we are right.

Send a list in a brown envelope.

 

[Schmiznurf]

We considered it but didn't have anyone with a strong law enforcement background to administer it. Do you have anyone in mind ?

I watch a lot of cop shows, so it's safe to say i'm more qualified than most officers of the law.

 

[TheReligion]

I watch a lot of cop shows, so it's safe to say i'm more qualified than most officers of the law.

@moses he’s on the list now FYI

 

[T00lsh3d]

Shouldn’t we be putting our money into rehabilitation rather than more prisons

 

[hellhunter]

Shouldn’t we be putting our money into rehabilitation rather than more prisons

You want us to pay misbehaving posters? Not sure about that