[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Harry is an oil tanker.

 

[AndySmith1990]

This is the worst defence in the league.

Newcastle or Maguire?

 

[Gazautd18]

My captain ffs..

 

[cj_sparky]

Harry Maguire is still turning as I type this

 

[Ixion]

People thought the RB was history but he's started. Who'd have thought Shaw wouldn't be started too. He could have played Donny instead?

Shaw has been one of our poorest players this season, it isn't that surprising he's been dropped

 

[Vidyoyo]

Hey look Maguire's having his usual brainfart

 

[Random Task]

Maguire

 

[United in sin]

Maguire is shit

 

[Reditus]

What has happen to Maguire this season?

He was solid last season

 

[The Firestarter]

microwave doing typical things

 

[Withnail]

You should do. He only said that 4-3-3 suits Greenwood better, not that that's the formation he expects us to play

He said that as well later but he also said he expected him to play more as a wide forward than the position as it was on paper.

 

[the_cliff]

Maguire and Ronaldo starting off with their usual ball retention standards

 

[calodo2003]

Who’s the kit sponsor for Newcastle?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Maguire, can't stand him. Absolutely waste of money.

 

[owlo]

The clown is already entertaining [fans of the other 19 clubs]

 

[pratyush_utd]

Why every crowd boos Ronaldo?

 

[James35]

Rashford as a playmaker is like expecting a dog to meow.

 

[RedPed]

He's old but he's not dead yet

Ha ha, I know. Just rolls off the tongue.

 

[Stack]

2:50 sec gone and McT has been shit as usual.

 

[lex talionis]

Newcastle wasting no time timewasting.

 

[pablo__p]

I really hope Newcastle go down.

 

[arnie_ni]

Why was Bruno having a go at mase there? Good to see him give it back. Ronaldo pass into mase was shite and killed the counter.

 

[big rons sovereign]

Why every crowd boos Ronaldo?

Because he's usually shit on their team at some point.

 

[hellhunter]

Voldemort escaping a booking

 

[Catt]

Surely yellow for JonJon

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Why was Bruno having a go at mase there? Good to see him give it back. Ronaldo pass into mase was shite and killed the counter.

Maybe defending and sucking up to Ronaldo

 

[peridigm]

Keeper has wasted half of the first 6’.

 

[United in sin]

What has happen to Maguire this season?

He was solid last season

He wasn't. We conceded 44 goals last season in the league with him as the mainstay at the back. He's actually got progressively worse statistically with each passing season he's been here

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Wtf

Secret message = Franchise.

 

[Jacob]

It's clear we're still working on something that doesn't come natural to the players.

 

[Random Task]

An entire page devoted to hating Maguire. It's so weird.

 

[arnie_ni]

Maybe defending and sucking up to Ronaldo

I have a dodgy stream, but that is what happened wasn't it?

 

[Tincanalley]

Good idea, Dalot

 

[King Eric 7]

Fecking clown.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Why every crowd boos Ronaldo?

They are jealous.

 

[Deery]

Shite!

 

[48 hours]

Pathetic

 

[Gazautd18]

Here we go.....

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

feck

 

[Cloud7]

FFS