Norway thread

As much as I agree with the sentiment, we're in human society and will preserve human interests first and foremost.
The people unable to leave the animal alone should have been warned about jail-time and then put in jail if they didn't leave it alone, but alas that doesn't seem to have been an option as the media was way too much on making the animal a celebrity.
We had similar situations around a whale nicknamed Hvaldimir, but as far as I can see it's still swimming along.
Or maybe if they had said Freya well be euthanized if you all don't stay away. I think that would have discouraged people or even pushed people to try and relocate her somehow? Would it have been really that troublesome to get her to a safer place?
 
As much as I agree with the sentiment, we're in human society and will preserve human interests first and foremost.
The people unable to leave the animal alone should have been warned about jail-time and then put in jail if they didn't leave it alone, but alas that doesn't seem to have been an option as the media was way too much on making the animal a celebrity.
We had similar situations around a whale nicknamed Hvaldimir, but as far as I can see it's still swimming along.

Agreed. Many people are upset now. The very same people would be even more upset if/when Freya kill a child.

As much as I love the darwinism aspect and that stupid people deserve whatever is coming their way, we as a society can’t have huge predators hanging out at one of the most popular beaches in the country. Costing millions in destruction of property along the way, in addition to the obvious threat to the safety of people. People are to stupid to handle a situation like that, and that won’t change anytime soon.
Freya didn’t belong in the Oslo fjord, and should have been removed as soon as possible after showing up.
 
Norway princess quits royal duties for alternative medicine

Norway's Princess Märtha Louise has relinquished her royal duties to focus on her alternative medicine business with her fiancé, a self-styled shaman

Mr Durek - an African-American who describes himself as a "6th Generation Shaman" - has claimed to have risen from the dead and to have predicted the 9/11 attacks in the United States two years before they took place.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63562191

:lol: WTF
 
That's nothing new, she's been crazy for years. She used to run a school (more like a course) to help you communicate with your personal angel. Literally. Then this whole shaman Durek thing, which got her into some hot water when they advertised using her royal title. This is probably more of her being forced (asked) to relinquish her royal duties if she wants to continue being a personal citizen who runs the kind of business ventures she prefers. If she keeps using the title in her business, she'll probably be binned altogether.

The scary thing is that she's actually the oldest child of the King, so with current rules she would have been next in line. We've been quite lucky with our royal family in Norway, but that just goes to show you how fragile it is.
 
That's nothing new, she's been crazy for years. She used to run a school (more like a course) to help you communicate with your personal angel. Literally. Then this whole shaman Durek thing, which got her into some hot water when they advertised using her royal title. This is probably more of her being forced (asked) to relinquish her royal duties if she wants to continue being a personal citizen who runs the kind of business ventures she prefers. If she keeps using the title in her business, she'll probably be binned altogether.

The scary thing is that she's actually the oldest child of the King, so with current rules she would have been next in line. We've been quite lucky with our royal family in Norway, but that just goes to show you how fragile it is.
Can this firm mess things up if they wish legally or completely ceremonial ?
 
The royals are just a complete waste of everyone’s time and money. Abolish the circus already.
 
That's nothing new, she's been crazy for years. She used to run a school (more like a course) to help you communicate with your personal angel. Literally. Then this whole shaman Durek thing, which got her into some hot water when they advertised using her royal title. This is probably more of her being forced (asked) to relinquish her royal duties if she wants to continue being a personal citizen who runs the kind of business ventures she prefers. If she keeps using the title in her business, she'll probably be binned altogether.

The scary thing is that she's actually the oldest child of the King, so with current rules she would have been next in line. We've been quite lucky with our royal family in Norway, but that just goes to show you how fragile it is.

With her keeping the royal title this is more PR than anything, I feel.
 


That's a driving school car. Education has seemingly changed a lot since I got my license a decade ago.
 
Pretty niche, but the defamation case against the guy putting up wanted posters of those cops getting thrown out because the prosecutor was also a member of Norsk Narkotikapolitiforening is really, really funny.

https://www.nrk.no/norge/i-retten-pa-grunn-av-nnpf-plakater_-mener-saken-ma-avvises-1.16267033

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Dunno if anyone was listening to the Second Captains podcast but there was a good bit of ancient Noggie history/footballing bantz crossover. Submitted by one of their listeners, who happens to be a guy I know from medical school (currently working as a GP in Norway)

So anyway. Apparently Norway got hit quite hard by the Black Death. Which resulted in lots of farms being untended due to dead farmers. This, in turn, created an opportunity for other farmer folk to take over the land and create fertile pastures from these barren, neglected land.

The name for these rejuvenating miracle workers? Odegaard’s….
 
Is that you Jonas Ali? ;P

I don't think this will mean anything to our international friends!

Neither Jonas nor Bengt.

It was meant exclusively for the Norwegina contingent, so best case scenario five people read it and 1-2 maybe gets a chuckle out of it.
 
Dunno if anyone was listening to the Second Captains podcast but there was a good bit of ancient Noggie history/footballing bantz crossover. Submitted by one of their listeners, who happens to be a guy I know from medical school (currently working as a GP in Norway)

So anyway. Apparently Norway got hit quite hard by the Black Death. Which resulted in lots of farms being untended due to dead farmers. This, in turn, created an opportunity for other farmer folk to take over the land and create fertile pastures from these barren, neglected land.

The name for these rejuvenating miracle workers? Odegaard’s….

"Ødegård" literally translates to "desolate (øde) farm (gård)".

And yes, I remember learning about that in school.
 
Dunno if anyone was listening to the Second Captains podcast but there was a good bit of ancient Noggie history/footballing bantz crossover. Submitted by one of their listeners, who happens to be a guy I know from medical school (currently working as a GP in Norway)

So anyway. Apparently Norway got hit quite hard by the Black Death. Which resulted in lots of farms being untended due to dead farmers. This, in turn, created an opportunity for other farmer folk to take over the land and create fertile pastures from these barren, neglected land.

The name for these rejuvenating miracle workers? Odegaard’s….

Interesting. Never actually realised the literal meaning of 'Øde gaard' is 'deserted farm'.
 
An unfunny Norwegian clown is apparently the biggest talent in UK.



He’s a friend of mine and is absolutely brilliant. Adapted his material for the panto that is BGT, but the man’s making stand-up venues laugh with his buffoonery and is very much the real deal. Even if it’s not for everybody.



This is a better representation of his act.
 
Looks like we’re finally getting rid of the green fanatics in Oslo. 8 years in charge for the doomsday single-issue party. They’ve been so useless that the right wing nutters FrP somehow feels like a sane alternative. Good riddance.
 
I'd rather have MDG over those racist ignorant cnuts any day.
 
I'd rather have MDG over those racist ignorant cnuts any day.

I’m fairly left but H have proven here in the past that they’re far better at keeping FrP in check than Ap do with MdG.

MdG are a complete nightmare for anyone who doesn’t live in the city centre.
 
Green Party, Centre Party and Labour Party all crashing. A good day for sure.

Also hopefully we've just seen the start of an orange/azure wind that'll blow even stronger in the parliamentary election.