Norwegian Football 2010 - The Official Thread!

[Lester Freamon]

Great minds Caveman.

I was just about to post something along those lines, but thought that no one would notice! Looks like a complete cock.

And look at that tan. In Norway. In March.

You're not fooling anyone, cockface.

 

[kikks]

Well, in the South we've had some beautiful weather the last week or so, Caveman. Maybe he just tans really quickly!

 

[Lester Freamon]

Yeah, maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt. Or not.

 

[Dyslexic Untied]

Hehe, the tan is probably fake!

Good result for Vålerenga, although a bit lucky.

 

[kikks]

Well, obviously it's fake. He looks like a carrot

 

[Laphroaig]

Speaking of which, did you know that National Hero and Sexiest Curling Player ITW Thomas Ulsrud runs a couple of solariums?

 

[Dyslexic Untied]

I'm willing to believe it laphroaig.

 

[kikks]

I did know that, Laphroaig. Did you know that Pål Trulsen, the skip who beat Martin for the gold in Salt Lake, has done most of the electrical work in those solariums?

 

[Laphroaig]

I did.

 

[kikks]

We're fountains of (useless) knowledge

 

[Laphroaig]

As long as we're not light fountains.

 

[Dyslexic Untied]

Did you all know that the first person convicted of grafitti in Norway was none other than Aksel Hennie?

 

[Laphroaig]

Stabæk are all over VIF, but they've been wasteful.

 

[Laphroaig]

And now VIF are ahead. feck.

 

[Laphroaig]

There's a huge Gunnarson shaped hole in Stabæk today.

And their crossing has been terrible. Nannskog is going to tear some heads off at half time, I suspect.

 

[Dyslexic Untied]

Well tbf his replacement scored their goal.

Good first 60 mins of todays game, and a decent result for both.

 

[Laphroaig]

Yeah. The last 20 minutes were dire.

I thought Andersson is a regular for them, and that Diskerud or Hoff was Pall's replacement.

 

[Dyslexic Untied]

Yeah. The last 20 minutes were dire.

I thought Andersson is a regular for them, and that Diskerud or Hoff was Pall's replacement.

Yeah, Hoff was the man who started instead of Pall, but I think Andersson played in Palls position, right behind Nannskog.



As a side point, Vålerenga seems to be one of the few good teams in Norway not dominated by a Swede (player or manager).

 

[Lester Freamon]

Werr herrooooo!

RBK - Start tonight. Will I be the only one watching? I think RBK will batter Start. Well, not batter but win quite easily.

Daniel Örlund - Mikael Lustig, Kris Stadsgaard, Vadim Demidov, Mikael Dorsin - Anthony Annan, Fredrik Winsnes - Per Ciljan Skjelbred, Steffen Iversen, Trond Olsen - Rade Prica.

Cracking line-up by Rosenborg.

Start has the handsome Tevez and some old Tromsø striker starting.

 

[Lester Freamon]

Come on guys, join in.

I love Erik Hamrèn, gotta admit that. His face has playdough-like features which amuses me.

 

[Laphroaig]

I'll be watching. How has Bolanos started the season?

 

[Lester Freamon]

"Dom har ju HEADSET!"

My favourite Hamrèn quote.

 

[Lester Freamon]

I'll be watching. How has Bolanos started the season?

Still looking like Tevez from a distance yet infinitely more handsome up close. But I haven't seen him play.

 

[Laphroaig]

I prefer Jonevret and Jönsson. And looks like the latter will succeed Hamren. I don't like that at all.

 

[Laphroaig]

Aight. It would be good for the league if he could find his early esason form from last year.

 

[Lester Freamon]

I like Jonevret and Jönsson as well but Hamrèn is funnier. Although Jönsson is funny the way he always squints and says "jaaaa-aaa" when he is asked a question. He hasn't had his headset moment yet though.

 

[Lester Freamon]

What is it with every Norwegian team needing to play an old slow tune by a local artist before kick off? Are "Bilde ta'n Ivers" Rosenborgs YAWN?

 

[Lester Freamon]

feck me that was close. So easy. Dorsin and Prica both given way too much space.

 

[Lester Freamon]

Hunter Freeman is a great name. You could be anything with that name. Even a serial killer.

 

[Laphroaig]

What is it with every Norwegian team needing to play an old slow tune by a local artist before kick off? Are "Bilde ta'n Ivers" Rosenborgs YAWN?

But it has to be Åge, Åge = Trondheim = Rosenborg.

 

[Lester Freamon]

Yeah (although Åge is from Namsos...) but it's not only Rosenborg. Vålerenga Kjerke for VIF, Kvær gang vi møtes for Glimt. Probably more of them.

 

[Laphroaig]

Skeid is the honorable exception; they play St. Thomas.

 

[Lester Freamon]

That's because he's from Oslo AND played for Skeid. Not really an exception although the music isn't old, I'll give you that.

 

[Laphroaig]

feck. Penalty to litj-Ivers.

 

[Lester Freamon]

Penalty! Prica went down easily I think...

 

[Laphroaig]

Hooow did he NOT save it?

 

[Lester Freamon]

Lucky bounce there, Ivers.

 

[pillory]

Shit penalty. Anyone up for a red card/last man discussion?

 

[Laphroaig]

I'd rather discuss whether Prica should've been booked for diving. I suspect yes

 

[Lester Freamon]

Prica's touch was too shit to make it a clear goal scoring opportunity, I think. And on second viewing I don't think there are any complaints to be had about the decision.