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In this season of being depressed about United's frustrating performances in the EPL, it might be a good idea to lighten up a bit.
I found this piece really funny. An argument can be made against Jose being the best manager in the world but very few people can argue against him being one of the most controversial and entertaining managers in modern football. These quotes say most things about Jose the man, the manager and the media showman.
I have posted a few of the quotes below.
'Jose Mourinho's 13 funniest quotes, after he claims Man United "cannot walk from the bed to the toilet without breaking a leg" - Mirror Online
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/jose-mourinhos-13-funniest-quotes-10332693
On criticism of his playing style while Inter Milan boss
“It’s not important how we play. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in your tank.”
On lack of funds available to him to improve his Chelsea squad, 2007
“It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.”
On conspiracies (or facts)
"The circumstances are difficult for us with the new football rules that we have to face. It is not possible to have a penalty against Manchester United and it is not possible to have penalties in favour of Chelsea. It is not a conspiracy, it is fact. I speak facts. If not, I need big glasses.”
On God
“He must really think I’m a great guy. He must think that, because otherwise He would not have given me so much. I have a great family. I work in a place where I’ve always dreamt of working. He has helped me out so much that He must have a very high opinion of me.”
I found this piece really funny. An argument can be made against Jose being the best manager in the world but very few people can argue against him being one of the most controversial and entertaining managers in modern football. These quotes say most things about Jose the man, the manager and the media showman.
I have posted a few of the quotes below.
'Jose Mourinho's 13 funniest quotes, after he claims Man United "cannot walk from the bed to the toilet without breaking a leg" - Mirror Online
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/jose-mourinhos-13-funniest-quotes-10332693
On criticism of his playing style while Inter Milan boss
“It’s not important how we play. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in your tank.”
On lack of funds available to him to improve his Chelsea squad, 2007
“It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.”
On conspiracies (or facts)
"The circumstances are difficult for us with the new football rules that we have to face. It is not possible to have a penalty against Manchester United and it is not possible to have penalties in favour of Chelsea. It is not a conspiracy, it is fact. I speak facts. If not, I need big glasses.”
On God
“He must really think I’m a great guy. He must think that, because otherwise He would not have given me so much. I have a great family. I work in a place where I’ve always dreamt of working. He has helped me out so much that He must have a very high opinion of me.”
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