Manchester United set to sign Bale, Rakitic and Robben for mega 250 million pound deal -- Alexis Sanchez contract extended rill 2022 -- Ole cites experience as key towards United finishing top 4.
One Utd headline you would love to hear in the coming days
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Manchester United has appointed Amadaeus from Redcafe and knights of the night watch as manager of Manchester United on a lifetime contract. He will take charge immediately and will be giving a warchest of £400m where he will pocket £300m and the rest will go to buying new players.
Michael Knighton finally completes protracted takeover of Manchester United.
Lingard agrees terms with Bournemouth.
"0.012%".
Sancho reveals the chance he'll sign for United.
Sancho reveals the chance he'll sign for United.
Rojo, Jones, Bailly, Darmian, Young, Fred, Matic, Martial, Rashford, Lingard and Sanchez leave the club. Most importantly Rashy and JLingz.
10 out, hopefully followed long term by 6 in + youth players.
Remove the shit players and players with shit attitudes from the club first and foremost. Won’t happen but we can dream
10 out, hopefully followed long term by 6 in + youth players.
Remove the shit players and players with shit attitudes from the club first and foremost. Won’t happen but we can dream
BREAKING NEWS
"Pogba starts to actually give a feck, signs new deal"
Actually a real nice one would be:
"United agree the signing of Adrien Rabiot in a bosman deal"
"Pogba starts to actually give a feck, signs new deal"
Actually a real nice one would be:
"United agree the signing of Adrien Rabiot in a bosman deal"
Ole signs Stam to ensure Young, Jones and Smalling are injured in training to make sure they never step onto the pitch for United again as no club wants them.
"Glazers plan to sell the Club to Sheikh Aladdin of Agrabah. Genie to fund transfers following takeover."
Nicholas Gaitan is responsible.
Lukaku,Sanchez and Lingard sign for Inter
"Fans stop hating on every United player they can find"
Lukaku,Sanchez and Lingard sign for Inter
Lingard jailed for carlos-kaisering Manchester United. Forced to pay back wages
Liverpool swoop under United's noses to steal commercial juggernaut Woodward as their new director of football
BallBag News
Exclusive: RedCafe takes over Man United!
Author: W.Indup
15 years after their takeover of Manchester United, the Glazer family received an apparently suitable offer last night from the moaningnational corporation RedCafe.
'Butt discovers the secret of how to train 18 year olds into world beaters.'
Bill Gates Foundation to take over Manchester United - goal to end Muppet famine in largest humanitarian move to date
Pochettino signs 3 year contract with Man Utd after leading Spurs to Champions League victory
Rehire Moyes with Sabriga as his assistant.
Maybe the Clinton Foundation will buy us out. Hookers and weed for all.
Is there some reference I'm missing here?
Yeah Clinton Foundation is constantly getting into issues with using their money for non-foundation-like purposes or scamming countries (Haiti)Is there some reference I'm missing here?
SANCHEZTER UN-OUT-ED
Bill denied both.Is there some reference I'm missing here?
Woodward has decided to step back from football related matters, to focus on sponsorship deals.
He will be handing DoF duties to an experienced DoF, who will be starting work on 01/06/2019.
He will be handing DoF duties to an experienced DoF, who will be starting work on 01/06/2019.
If this happens, I see us challenging for the title within 2-3 years.
Sadly, I can't see MCFC ever paying even £1 for any of those, in transfer fees or wages.
None of those are good enough to play for them. Yet apparently, they are good enough to play for us.
Show off!
Lingard signs for Chinese bottom of the table club Tianjin Quanjian for £1
"Wesley Sneijder signs for United"
*15 seconds later*
"World drowns as Redcafe members ejaculate in unison. Sole survivor Kevin Costner inherits the earth"
*15 seconds later*
"World drowns as Redcafe members ejaculate in unison. Sole survivor Kevin Costner inherits the earth"
Manchester United sell stadium naming rights, from 01/06/19 it will officially be known as The Viagra Dome(VD for short)
Above the players tunnel @ Anfield a sign says for those confused as to where they are "This is Anfield" @ Old Trafford the sign will say "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"
Above the players tunnel @ Anfield a sign says for those confused as to where they are "This is Anfield" @ Old Trafford the sign will say "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"
Gerrard admits to one night stand with Xabi Alonso
New netflix documentary set to be released this summer - Lingz & Rashy "How we made it"
Regularly playing for the biggest club on the planet, and featuring for their Country in the last World Cup kinda suggests they have, no?
De Ligt admits he would love the chance to play along side Ashley Young